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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\879345.htm on local disk...(Toughman) You can't beat me HAHA defeated First Successfull Toughman Luchini by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, February 23, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 798 pounds (362 kilograms) is You can't beat me HAHA!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 317 pounds (144 kilograms) is First Successfull Toughman Luchini!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
You Can't Beat Me Haha is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini backpedals and jabs.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha tags Luchini with a series of punches to the chin!
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-Luchini tries a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but You Can't Beat Me Haha ducks just in time.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha tosses a barrage of punches to the stomach. Luchini hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha pops Luchini with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
-Luchini lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Luchini tries a jab to the jaw, but You Can't Beat Me Haha leaps aside.
-Luchini lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha connects with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha hammers Luchini with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye!!
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Luchini throws a vicious sweeping right to the eye.
-Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but You Can't Beat Me Haha leaps aside.
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-Luchini tries a flurry of punches to the face, but You Can't Beat Me Haha backs out of it.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha tosses a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha pokes Luchini with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha nails Luchini with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha shakes Luchini with a volley of commanding punches to the temple. Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha punches Luchini with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple. You Can't Beat Me Haha ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 57 of 58 punches, and First Successfull Toughman Luchini landed 14 of 48 punches.
You can't beat me HAHA won the round 10-9
You can't beat me HAHA is winning the fight 10-9
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't want to stop fighting!
Luchini doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
You Can't Beat Me Haha is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini backpedals and jabs.
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-Luchini lashes out with a volley of left punches to the temple, but You Can't Beat Me Haha beats a hasty retreat.
-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but You Can't Beat Me Haha backs out of it.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha throws a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. Luchini covers up.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha wallops Luchini with a series of solid shots to the eye. Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits Luchini with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 20 of 23 punches, and First Successfull Toughman Luchini landed 3 of 15 punches.
You can't beat me HAHA won the round 10-9
You can't beat me HAHA is winning the fight 20-18
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't want to stop fighting!
Luchini doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
You Can't Beat Me Haha is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Luchini attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but You Can't Beat Me Haha takes it in the forearms.
+Luchini throws a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Luchini attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Luchini probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Luchini throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits Luchini with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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-Luchini tries a pair of punches to the head, but You Can't Beat Me Haha steps aside.
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-Luchini attempts a jab to the face, but You Can't Beat Me Haha covers himself well.
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-Luchini lunges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but You Can't Beat Me Haha covers himself well.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha pokes Luchini with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
-Luchini tries a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Luchini charges with a sweeping right to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Luchini hits with a volley of light punches to the eye. You Can't Beat Me Haha asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Luchini lashes out with a series of punches to the temple.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha lands a stinging jab to the eye. Luchini gets mad!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 24 of 24 punches, and First Successfull Toughman Luchini landed 15 of 76 punches.
You can't beat me HAHA won the round 10-9
You can't beat me HAHA is winning the fight 30-27
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't even want to rest!
Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
You Can't Beat Me Haha is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini backpedals and jabs.
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+Luchini throws a flurry of nice punches to the nose!
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha tags Luchini with a pair of vicious punches to the head. Luchini doesn't seem bothered.
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-Luchini throws a volley of punches to the chin, but You Can't Beat Me Haha quickly backs away.
-Luchini paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Luchini attempts a series of left punches to the head, but You Can't Beat Me Haha steps aside.
-Luchini probes with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but falls short.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach!
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-Luchini probes with a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Luchini paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but You Can't Beat Me Haha leaps aside.
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-Luchini tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+You Can't Beat Me Haha hits with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
-Luchini tries to land a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but You Can't Beat Me Haha blocks.
-Luchini attempts a right jab to the chest, but only hits air.
+You Can't Beat Me Haha lashes out with a furious jab to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
You can't beat me HAHA landed 23 of 23 punches, and First Successfull Toughman Luchini landed 9 of 47 punches.
You can't beat me HAHA won the round 10-9
You can't beat me HAHA is winning the fight 40-36
You Can't Beat Me Haha doesn't even want to rest!
Luchini is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 2: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 3: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 4: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Total Score: You can't beat me HAHA 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 2: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 3: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 4: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Total Score: You can't beat me HAHA 40-36
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 2: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 3: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Round 4: You can't beat me HAHA 10-9
Total Score: You can't beat me HAHA 40-36
You can't beat me HAHA wins by decision!
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