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(Toughman) Failed Experiment No. VI defeated Dodge Dodge by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Sunday, February 10, 2013

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 809 pounds (367 kilograms) is Failed Experiment No. VI!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 776 pounds (352 kilograms) is Dodge Dodge!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Failed fights inside. (inside)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Dodge throws a barrage of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Dodge tries a hook to the face, but falls short.
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-Failed attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Failed fires a volley of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Failed probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Dodge takes it in the forearms.
-Failed probes with a left jab to the nose, but Dodge ducks.
-Failed charges with a pair of right shots to the head, but Dodge deftly avoits it.
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-Dodge fires a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Failed launches a uppercut to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Failed Experiment No. VI landed 3 of 31 punches, and Dodge Dodge landed 3 of 17 punches.

Failed Experiment No. VI won the round 10-9

Failed Experiment No. VI is winning the fight 10-9


Failed doesn't even want to rest!

Dodge doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Failed fights inside. (inside)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Failed lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but Dodge blocks.
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-Failed throws a pair of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Failed attempts a uppercut to the eye, but Dodge ties him up.
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-Dodge throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dodge probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Failed deftly avoits it.
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-Failed probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Dodge blocks.
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-Dodge fires a jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Failed charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Failed Experiment No. VI landed 2 of 30 punches, and Dodge Dodge landed 3 of 16 punches.

Failed Experiment No. VI won the round 10-9

Failed Experiment No. VI is winning the fight 20-18


Failed remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dodge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Failed fights inside. (inside)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Failed probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Dodge covers himself well.
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-Failed launches a volley of right punches to the nose, but Dodge backs out of it.
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-Failed paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Failed launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Dodge probes with a series of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Dodge throws a series of right punches to the temple, but Failed escapes.
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-Failed charges with a pair of blows to the nose, but Dodge blocks.
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-Dodge attempts a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Failed ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Failed Experiment No. VI landed 2 of 33 punches, and Dodge Dodge landed 3 of 15 punches.

Failed Experiment No. VI won the round 10-9

Failed Experiment No. VI is winning the fight 30-27


Failed grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dodge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Failed fights inside. (inside)
Dodge is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Failed throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Failed probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Failed tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Dodge quickly backs away.
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-Failed probes with a series of left shots to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Dodge attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Failed leaps aside.
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-Dodge fires a volley of left punches to the eye, but Failed stays away from it.
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-Failed lunges with a right jab to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Failed fires a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Failed Experiment No. VI landed 2 of 32 punches, and Dodge Dodge landed 2 of 16 punches.

Failed Experiment No. VI won the round 10-9

Failed Experiment No. VI is winning the fight 40-36


Failed is obviously tired.

Dodge grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Round 2: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Round 3: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Round 4: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9

Total Score: Failed Experiment No. VI 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Round 2: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Round 3: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Round 4: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9

Total Score: Failed Experiment No. VI 40-36


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Round 2: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Round 3: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9
Round 4: Failed Experiment No. VI 10-9

Total Score: Failed Experiment No. VI 40-36

Failed Experiment No. VI wins by decision!


          

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