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(Strawweight) Use Me As A Punching Bag defeated Lord Strawman by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Tuesday, January 29, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 102 pounds (46 kilograms) is Lord Strawman!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Use Me As A Punching Bag!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Strawman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Use Me As A Punching Bag comes out fighting.

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+Use Me As A Punching Bag tattoos Strawman with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
Use Me As A Punching Bag lands a beautiful uppercut and Strawman staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Strawman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Strawman connects with a pair of powerful blows to the chest.
-Use Me As A Punching Bag charges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Strawman ties him up.
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+Strawman throws a flurry of shots to the stomach. Use Me As A Punching Bag asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag tosses a series of nice blows to the mouth.
-Strawman fires a volley of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag wallops Strawman with a volley of punches to the face.
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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Strawman clocks Use Me As A Punching Bag with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Use Me As A Punching Bag covers up.
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+Strawman lands a pair of quick blows to the stomach.
+Strawman drills Use Me As A Punching Bag with a right to the ribs!!
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag whacks Strawman with a volley of loud blows to the ribs.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag annoys Strawman with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag hits with a wild left to the mouth. Strawman retreats to the far corner.
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+Strawman suprises Use Me As A Punching Bag with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag pops Strawman with a barrage of stiff shots to the chin.
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Strawman landed 24 of 31 punches, and Use Me As A Punching Bag landed 25 of 35 punches.

Use Me As A Punching Bag won the round 10-8

Use Me As A Punching Bag is winning the fight 10-8


Strawman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Use Me As A Punching Bag doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Strawman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Use Me As A Punching Bag comes out fighting.

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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Strawman slams Use Me As A Punching Bag with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Strawman lands a pair of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Strawman lands a painful uppercut to the solar plexus. Use Me As A Punching Bag beats a hasty retreat.
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag jars Strawman with a jab to the nose. Strawman is hurt!
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag attacks with a quick hook to the temple.
Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Strawman punches Use Me As A Punching Bag with a series of punches to the ribs.
Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Strawman attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Use Me As A Punching Bag deftly avoits it.
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag wallops Strawman with a flurry of shots to the mouth! Strawman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Use Me As A Punching Bag lands a bone crushing left blow to the temple and Strawman goes down!!

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SIX
Strawman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Use Me As A Punching Bag hits Strawman with a barrage of stiff blows to the temple. Strawman laughs!
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-Strawman attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Use Me As A Punching Bag narrowly avoids it
Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Strawman landed 21 of 32 punches, and Use Me As A Punching Bag landed 20 of 32 punches.

Use Me As A Punching Bag won the round 10-8

Use Me As A Punching Bag is winning the fight 20-16


Strawman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Use Me As A Punching Bag grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Strawman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Use Me As A Punching Bag comes out fighting.

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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Strawman fires a series of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
-Strawman charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Use Me As A Punching Bag escapes.
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-Use Me As A Punching Bag lunges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but Strawman quickly backs away.
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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag annoys Strawman with a pair of furious shots to the eye!! Strawman backpedals to his own corner.
+Strawman hits Use Me As A Punching Bag with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Strawman smacks Use Me As A Punching Bag with a pair of hard shots to the chest.
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+Strawman tags Use Me As A Punching Bag with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag punches Strawman with a flurry of shots to the chin.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag nails Strawman with a barrage of powerful blows to the face. Strawman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag pummels Strawman with a mean straight right to the head.
-Use Me As A Punching Bag charges with a pair of left shots to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Strawman connects with a series of mean shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Strawman landed 24 of 35 punches, and Use Me As A Punching Bag landed 19 of 33 punches.

Lord Strawman won the round 10-9

Use Me As A Punching Bag is winning the fight 29-26


Strawman is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Use Me As A Punching Bag is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Strawman clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Use Me As A Punching Bag comes out fighting.

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+Strawman hurts Use Me As A Punching Bag with a hard straight right to the ribs.
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-Strawman attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Use Me As A Punching Bag tries a left right to the chest, but misses.
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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Strawman throws a series of nice punches to the solar plexus!
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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to attack, but Strawman hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag lashes out with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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-Use Me As A Punching Bag charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Strawman ducks.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag tattoos Strawman with a barrage of shots to the face.
+Strawman slams Use Me As A Punching Bag with a flurry of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag hits with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
+Strawman hits Use Me As A Punching Bag with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Strawman landed 21 of 32 punches, and Use Me As A Punching Bag landed 18 of 32 punches.

Lord Strawman won the round 10-9

Use Me As A Punching Bag is winning the fight 38-36


Strawman is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Use Me As A Punching Bag is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Strawman fights inside. (inside)
Use Me As A Punching Bag comes out fighting.

+Strawman pummels Use Me As A Punching Bag with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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-Strawman probes with a jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag connects with a flurry of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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+Strawman lands a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Strawman staggers Use Me As A Punching Bag with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Strawman slams Use Me As A Punching Bag with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach. Use Me As A Punching Bag seems wobbly!
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag pops Strawman with a flurry of nasty shots to the face. Strawman covers up.
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-Use Me As A Punching Bag tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but Strawman stays away from it.
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag takes charge with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Strawman retreats to the far corner.
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-Strawman throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Use Me As A Punching Bag backs out of it.
-Use Me As A Punching Bag attempts a series of right shots to the mouth, but Strawman ducks just in time.
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+Use Me As A Punching Bag punches Strawman with a volley of loud blows to the eye. Strawman falls against the ropes!
Use Me As A Punching Bag lands a thundering right punch in the nose and Strawman bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Strawman struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag suprises Strawman with a series of blows to the mouth.
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+Strawman grazes Use Me As A Punching Bag with a volley of mean punches to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Strawman landed 22 of 40 punches, and Use Me As A Punching Bag landed 17 of 31 punches.

Use Me As A Punching Bag won the round 10-8

Use Me As A Punching Bag is winning the fight 48-44


Strawman collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

Use Me As A Punching Bag looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Strawman fights inside. (inside)
Use Me As A Punching Bag comes out fighting.

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+Use Me As A Punching Bag pops Strawman with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple! Strawman quickly recovers.
+Use Me As A Punching Bag throws a series of nice blows to the jaw.
Use Me As A Punching Bag lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Strawman collapses!!

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He's Out!
Use Me As A Punching Bag wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Strawman can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

Use Me As A Punching Bag is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Use Me As A Punching Bag 10-8
Round 2: Use Me As A Punching Bag 10-8
Round 3: Lord Strawman 10-9
Round 4: Lord Strawman 10-9
Round 5: Use Me As A Punching Bag 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Use Me As A Punching Bag 10-8
Round 2: Use Me As A Punching Bag 10-8
Round 3: Lord Strawman 10-9
Round 4: Lord Strawman 10-9
Round 5: Use Me As A Punching Bag 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Use Me As A Punching Bag 10-8
Round 2: Use Me As A Punching Bag 10-8
Round 3: Lord Strawman 10-9
Round 4: Lord Strawman 10-9
Round 5: Use Me As A Punching Bag 10-8

Use Me As A Punching Bag wins by a knockout!