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(Heavyweight) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated The Slouth by unanimous decision: 116-110, 116-110, 116-110.

Match Saturday, January 26, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 249 pounds (113 kilograms) is The Slouth!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Slouth tries a series of left punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Slouth with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Slouth shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Slouth with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Slouth with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
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-Slouth probes with a left jab to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Slouth solidly lands a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Slouth with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth. Slouth backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the mouth, but Slouth backs out of it.
+Slouth hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
+Slouth staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Slouth punches Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Slouth launches a volley of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 28 of 46 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 37 of 54 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Slouth doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler smashes Slouth with a flurry of furious punches to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Slouth jars Coffeeguzzler with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Slouth ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of mean punches to the chin. Slouth doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Slouth attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Slouth ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw. Slouth backpedals to his own corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of heavy blows to the mouth! Slouth doesn't seem bothered.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
-Slouth probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Slouth tries to land a pair of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Slouth attacks with a volley of nice punches to the face.
+Slouth hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a jab to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of vicious punches to the temple.
-Slouth throws a barrage of blows to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
+Slouth punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose! Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
+Slouth tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slouth rocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 28 of 47 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 39 of 54 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Slouth doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Slouth fires a mean jab to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Slouth ducks.
-Slouth charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-Slouth attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Slouth wakes up the fans with a glancing jab to the face.
+Slouth clocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Slouth with a jab to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Slouth attempts a jab to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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+Slouth hurts Coffeeguzzler with a light jab to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a off balance jab to the chest.
+Slouth fires a pair of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of light punches to the face. Slouth gets mad!
-Slouth probes with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+Slouth punches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
+Slouth wallops Coffeeguzzler with a painful straight right to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Slouth with a pair of wild punches to the nose!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Slouth with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the eye!!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a jab to the face.
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+Slouth nails Coffeeguzzler with a volley of painful punches to the stomach!
+ The fighters trade shots to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the eye.
+Slouth pokes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 50 of 67 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 43 of 55 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler backs up Slouth with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Slouth clocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Slouth with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Slouth with a straight right to the ribs. Slouth quickly recovers.
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+Slouth pops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the nose. Slouth grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Slouth with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of wild punches to the chest. Slouth backpedals to his own corner.
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-Slouth lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Slouth attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Slouth drills Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus!!
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Slouth ties him up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Slouth fires a series of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 27 of 48 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 47 of 68 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but Slouth steps aside and laughs.
-Slouth attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a mean jab to the mouth.
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+Slouth staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Slouth with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Slouth steps aside.
-Slouth probes with a pair of shots to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the jaw!!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Slouth pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slouth shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Slouth with a series of light punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Slouth attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Slouth attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Slouth fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Slouth lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Slouth with a pair of punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Slouth whacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Slouth suprises Coffeeguzzler with a solid jab to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Slouth with a pair of shots to the temple.
+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Slouth launches a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 42 of 78 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 34 of 60 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 48-47


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but Slouth ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Slouth with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Slouth with a pair of strong punches to the ribs!!
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Slouth stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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+Slouth nails Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Slouth attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Slouth with a barrage of wild punches to the chest. Slouth beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
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-Slouth fires a sweeping right to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Slouth steps aside and laughs.
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-Slouth tries to land a sweeping right to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Slouth with a volley of painful shots to the mouth!!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
-Slouth fires a flurry of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Slouth drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Slouth lands a series of glancing blows to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the chin!!
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Slouth with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a barrage of shots to the face. Slouth doesn't notice.
+Slouth throws a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 26 of 53 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 62 of 88 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Slouth throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Slouth with a pair of powerful punches to the face. Slouth sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Slouth fires a mean sweeping right to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Slouth with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Slouth covers himself well.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Slouth paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Slouth lashes out with a pair of painful blows to the mouth.
+Slouth hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth!
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-Slouth probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Slouth with a series of loud punches to the eye.
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+Slouth pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the eye! Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a flurry of solid punches to the nose. Slouth grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of quick punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Slouth with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
+Slouth staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Slouth with a volley of vicious punches to the face. Slouth ignores it.
+Slouth hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Slouth with a pair of punches to the temple! Slouth grimaces in pain.
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+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a solid jab to the temple. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Slouth with a volley of punches to the chest. Slouth covers up.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Slouth deftly avoits it.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler belts Slouth with a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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-Slouth launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 51 of 73 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 47 of 81 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 67-66


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Slouth attempts a series of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the head. Slouth ignores it.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a straight right to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the chest, but Slouth escapes.
+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
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+Slouth pops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious shots to the head.
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-Slouth probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Slouth with a pair of hard punches to the temple.
+Slouth pounds Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
-Slouth fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Slouth suprises Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nice punches to the chest.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Slouth with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Slouth fires a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
-Slouth lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Slouth with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a right left to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Slouth steps aside and laughs.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Slouth with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Slouth with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a sweeping right to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a flurry of blows to the head.
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+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a right to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a flurry of punches to the eye. Slouth covers up.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Slouth wakes up the fans with a furious jab to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Slouth takes charge with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Slouth pounds Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the temple.
+Slouth rocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
+Slouth pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 48 of 70 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 74 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 77-75


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Slouth with a pair of light punches to the face! Slouth doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of painful blows to the eye.
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+Slouth connects with a series of powerful punches to the stomach!
+Coffeeguzzler punches Slouth with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a light right to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Slouth with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Slouth throws a jab to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of punches to the chin, but Slouth ducks.
-Slouth throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Slouth with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth!
-Slouth lunges with a jab to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Slouth launches a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of wild punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Slouth with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Slouth quickly backs away.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Slouth fires a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Slouth throws a pair of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Slouth with a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but Slouth covers himself well.
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+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 32 of 50 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 47 of 75 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 87-84


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Slouth hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
-Slouth probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Slouth wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Slouth ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Slouth with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Slouth with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Slouth retreats to the far corner.
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+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a quick sweeping right to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
-Slouth fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slouth strikes with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Slouth throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Slouth tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Slouth lashes out with a left right to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 27 of 48 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 18 of 30 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 96-94


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Slouth throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Slouth jars Coffeeguzzler with a series of furious punches to the temple.
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+Slouth hurts Coffeeguzzler with a left to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
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+Slouth hits with a series of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slouth fires a right to the eye. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
-Slouth probes with a right roundhouse to the face, but misses completely.
+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Slouth with a volley of furious punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a off balance jab to the mouth.
Coffeeguzzler lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and Slouth collapses!!

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Slouth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Slouth with a series of vicious punches to the jaw. Slouth seems wobbly!
-Slouth lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Slouth with a series of light punches to the head. Slouth sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Slouth tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the eye, but Slouth quickly backs away.
+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 25 of 40 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 27 of 31 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-8

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 106-102


Slouth grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Slouth throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Slouth with a volley of mean punches to the jaw! Slouth covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Slouth hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the chin! Slouth hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Coffeeguzzler lands a resounding hook and Slouth hurtles to the canvas!!

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Slouth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Slouth pounds Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff roundhouses to the jaw.
-Slouth probes with a series of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Slouth with a wild jab to the face.
+Slouth jars Coffeeguzzler with a blow to the groin! This is unbelievable!
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+Slouth hits with a volley of blows to the mouth!
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-Slouth tries to land a cross to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a jab to the face. Slouth grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Slouth with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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+Slouth hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the face.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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-Slouth probes with a series of crosses to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 22 of 36 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 29 of 35 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-8

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 116-110


Slouth is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 12: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-8

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 116-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 12: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-8

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 116-110


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 12: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-8

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 116-110

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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