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(Super-Featherweight) Happy Happy Happy defeated Big Boys Short Shorts by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Tuesday, January 15, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 128 pounds (58 kilograms) is Happy Happy Happy!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Big Boys Short Shorts!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Happy backpedals and jabs.
Shorts comes out fighting.

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-Shorts charges with a left sweeping right to the nose, but Happy ducks just in time.
+Shorts grazes Happy with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Happy grazes Shorts with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Shorts tries a sweeping right to the mouth, but Happy takes it in the forearms.
-Shorts attempts a series of blows to the mouth, but Happy stays away from it.
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-Shorts tries to land a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Happy ducks.
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+Happy jars Shorts with a series of punches to the head!
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+Happy hits with a sweeping right to the chest.
+Happy hits with a series of wild punches to the face.
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+Happy smashes Shorts with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Shorts probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Happy backs out of it.
+Happy pounds Shorts with a loud hook to the ribs.
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+Happy takes charge with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 29 of 32 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 9 of 33 punches.

Happy Happy Happy won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 10-9


Happy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Shorts doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Happy backpedals and jabs.
Shorts comes out fighting.

+Happy grazes Shorts with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Shorts throws a volley of strong blows to the eye.
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-Shorts lashes out with a jab to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Shorts probes with a left to the chest, but Happy ducks just in time.
+Happy connects with a series of commanding punches to the head!
+Happy suprises Shorts with a volley of strong punches to the temple!
-Shorts launches a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
+Happy annoys Shorts with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Happy slams Shorts with a wild right to the chin.
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-Shorts throws a left uppercut to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Happy fires a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 32 of 32 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 7 of 31 punches.

Happy Happy Happy won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 20-18


Happy doesn't even want to rest!

Shorts doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Happy backpedals and jabs.
Shorts comes out fighting.

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+Happy pokes Shorts with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple.
-Shorts probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Happy ducks just in time.
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-Shorts probes with a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Shorts tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Happy shakes Shorts with a flurry of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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+Happy scores with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Happy jars Shorts with a hard jab to the nose. Shorts hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Happy tags Shorts with a commanding cross to the head. Shorts covers up.
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+Happy thumps Shorts with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Shorts fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Happy steps aside and laughs.
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+Happy tosses a barrage of punches to the chin. Shorts hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Shorts pummels Happy with a furious roundhouse to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 33 of 34 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 9 of 32 punches.

Happy Happy Happy won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 30-27


Happy doesn't even want to rest!

Shorts doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Happy backpedals and jabs.
Shorts comes out fighting.

-Shorts probes with a series of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-Shorts charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Happy ties him up.
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-Shorts probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Happy nails Shorts with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Happy stuns Shorts with a series of shots to the chin.
+Happy hits Shorts with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Happy hits with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Shorts probes with a series of left shots to the head, but Happy blocks.
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+Shorts hits with a series of stiff shots to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 33 of 34 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 9 of 32 punches.

Happy Happy Happy won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 40-36


Happy doesn't even want to rest!

Shorts doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Happy backpedals and jabs.
Shorts comes out fighting.

+Happy solidly lands a glancing cross to the solar plexus.
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-Shorts probes with a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Happy pummels Shorts with a series of nice punches to the face!
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+Shorts attacks with a series of nice blows to the chin. Happy falls against the ropes!
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+Happy hits with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Happy punches Shorts with a pair of glancing punches to the nose. Shorts laughs!
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+Happy hits Shorts with a series of light punches to the eye. Shorts doesn't seem bothered.
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-Shorts probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Shorts throws a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Happy ties him up.
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-Shorts tries to land a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Happy covers himself well.
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+Shorts staggers Happy with a pair of commanding shots to the nose.
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+Happy clocks Shorts with a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 31 of 31 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 9 of 31 punches.

Happy Happy Happy won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 50-45


Happy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shorts doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Happy backpedals and jabs.
Shorts comes out fighting.

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+Happy hits Shorts with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Shorts launches a pair of left blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Shorts throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Happy steps aside.
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+Shorts scores with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Happy shakes Shorts with a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Happy backs up Shorts with a series of loud shots to the jaw.
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+Happy fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Shorts backpedals to his own corner.
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-Shorts lunges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but Happy covers himself well.
-Shorts charges with a left hook to the chin, but Happy takes it in the forearms.
+Happy slams Shorts with a series of punches to the face.
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+Happy backs up Shorts with a volley of solid punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 30 of 33 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 8 of 31 punches.

Happy Happy Happy won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 60-54


Happy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shorts doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Happy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Shorts comes out fighting.

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-Shorts charges with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Happy narrowly avoids it
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-Shorts tries to land a left right to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Shorts probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Shorts probes with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Happy suprises Shorts with a flurry of strong punches to the temple. Shorts laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 7 of 7 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 6 of 33 punches.

Big Boys Short Shorts won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 69-64


Happy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shorts doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Happy backpedals and jabs.
Shorts comes out fighting.

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+Shorts tosses a flurry of vicious shots to the eye.
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+Happy pounds Shorts with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Shorts tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Happy beats a hasty retreat.
+Happy strikes with a flurry of stiff shots to the ribs.
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-Shorts paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Happy steps aside.
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+Happy scores with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Happy jolts Shorts with a series of punches to the mouth.
-Shorts tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but Happy covers himself well.
-Shorts launches a barrage of right shots to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Happy tattoos Shorts with a flurry of punches to the chest. Shorts backpedals to his own corner.
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+Happy thumps Shorts with a series of furious punches to the chest. Shorts retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 32 of 32 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 8 of 37 punches.

Happy Happy Happy won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 79-73


Happy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shorts doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Happy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Shorts comes out fighting.

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-Shorts tries a straight right to the nose, but Happy quickly backs away.
+Happy nails Shorts with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
-Shorts tries a series of shots to the eye, but Happy narrowly avoids it
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-Shorts lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Shorts attacks with a jab to the chin, but Happy steps aside.
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-Shorts attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Shorts paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Happy escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 7 of 7 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 6 of 32 punches.

Big Boys Short Shorts won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 88-83


Happy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shorts doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Happy backpedals and jabs.
Shorts comes out fighting.

-Shorts throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Happy connects with a furious jab to the temple.
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-Shorts launches a series of left shots to the jaw, but Happy ties him up.
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-Shorts launches a right cross to the jaw, but Happy narrowly avoids it
+Happy scores with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Happy hits Shorts with a flurry of punches to the chin. Shorts shakes his head to clear it.
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-Shorts fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but Happy takes it in the forearms.
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+Shorts lashes out with a flurry of heavy blows to the nose.
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-Shorts lashes out with a series of left punches to the head, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 29 of 32 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 8 of 33 punches.

Happy Happy Happy won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 98-92


Happy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shorts doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Happy is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Shorts comes out fighting.

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+Happy hurts Shorts with a light cross to the solar plexus.
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+Shorts catches Happy with a volley of strong shots to the nose.
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-Shorts fires a pair of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Shorts paws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Happy backs out of it.
-Shorts launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Shorts throws a volley of blows to the nose, but Happy hides behind his gloves.
-Shorts throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 7 of 8 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 7 of 33 punches.

Big Boys Short Shorts won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 107-102


Happy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shorts doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Happy backpedals and jabs.
Shorts comes out fighting.

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+Happy pokes Shorts with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach. Shorts beats a hasty retreat.
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-Shorts charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but Happy narrowly avoids it
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-Shorts attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Shorts probes with a series of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Happy slams Shorts with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Happy tattoos Shorts with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
-Shorts attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Happy throws a volley of loud blows to the ribs.
+Shorts attacks with a flurry of blows to the head. Happy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Happy tosses a heavy left to the ribs. Shorts doesn't notice.
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-Shorts attacks with a jab to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Happy Happy landed 32 of 35 punches, and Big Boys Short Shorts landed 8 of 31 punches.

Happy Happy Happy won the round 10-9

Happy Happy Happy is winning the fight 117-111


Happy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shorts doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 2: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 3: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 4: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 5: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 6: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Short Shorts 10-9
Round 8: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Short Shorts 10-9
Round 10: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Short Shorts 10-9
Round 12: Happy Happy Happy 10-9

Total Score: Happy Happy Happy 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 2: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 3: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 4: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 5: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 6: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Short Shorts 10-9
Round 8: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Short Shorts 10-9
Round 10: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Short Shorts 10-9
Round 12: Happy Happy Happy 10-9

Total Score: Happy Happy Happy 117-111


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 2: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 3: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 4: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 5: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 6: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 7: Big Boys Short Shorts 10-9
Round 8: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 9: Big Boys Short Shorts 10-9
Round 10: Happy Happy Happy 10-9
Round 11: Big Boys Short Shorts 10-9
Round 12: Happy Happy Happy 10-9

Total Score: Happy Happy Happy 117-111

Happy Happy Happy wins by decision!