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(Heavyweight) The Slouth and WTF Coffeeguzzler fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 112-116, 114-114.

Match Saturday, January 19, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 249 pounds (113 kilograms) is The Slouth!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Slouth backs out of it.
-Slouth throws a jab to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-Slouth paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Slouth with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Slouth pokes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Slouth with a volley of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Slouth throws a series of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a jab to the eye, but to no avail.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a right cross to the eye, but Slouth ducks just in time.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Slouth punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Slouth throws a right cross to the head, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Slouth with a nice jab to the nose.
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+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of light punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 28 of 46 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 44 of 54 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Slouth doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Slouth lashes out with a painful jab to the chin.
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-Slouth throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
-Slouth fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a jab to the stomach.
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+Slouth smacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a series of wild punches to the temple. Slouth doesn't seem bothered.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Slouth wallops Coffeeguzzler with a stiff right to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of left punches to the temple, but Slouth steps aside.
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-Slouth probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Slouth with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the mouth. Slouth hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slouth attacks with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Slouth with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Slouth probes with a series of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Slouth with a barrage of punches to the eye. Slouth doesn't seem bothered.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Slouth with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple!
+Slouth staggers Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the eye!!
+Slouth catches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 25 of 46 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 47 of 57 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Slouth doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
+Slouth strikes with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Slouth launches a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Slouth lands a stinging roundhouse to the jaw.
+Slouth scores with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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-Slouth lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Slouth hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
+Slouth catches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Slouth hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Slouth with a flurry of punches to the jaw! Slouth beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Slouth with a barrage of punches to the temple!!
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a series of punches to the ribs. Slouth hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Slouth probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Slouth attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Slouth with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Slouth tosses a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a stiff right to the mouth! Slouth quickly recovers.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a glancing jab to the temple. Slouth quickly recovers.
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+Slouth fires a flurry of solid punches to the mouth! Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 48 of 67 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 58 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Slouth backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs!!
-Slouth launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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+Slouth staggers Coffeeguzzler with a furious jab to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Slouth wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of mean punches to the jaw. Slouth backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Slouth with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Slouth shakes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Slouth stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a flurry of nice punches to the head. Slouth covers up.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Slouth with a barrage of punches to the temple!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Slouth with a volley of strong punches to the head.
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+Slouth shakes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the face!
-Coffeeguzzler launches a jab to the temple, but Slouth hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Slouth launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of painful punches to the temple. Slouth shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 32 of 47 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 50 of 73 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a right to the solar plexus. Slouth backpedals to his own corner.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Slouth leaps aside.
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-Slouth paws a pair of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Slouth strikes with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
+Slouth hammers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Slouth scores with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Slouth with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
-Slouth paws a series of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Slouth with a off balance straight right to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the nose.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
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+Slouth wakes up the fans with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
+Slouth lands a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
+Slouth slams Coffeeguzzler with a volley of loud punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Slouth with a strong jab to the face.
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-Slouth attempts a left to the face, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
-Slouth throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Slouth with a pair of punches to the chin. Slouth hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slouth clocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chin.
+Slouth belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Slouth tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 42 of 75 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 37 of 62 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 48-47


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Slouth with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Slouth throws a flurry of mean punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
-Slouth fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Slouth with a pair of nice punches to the jaw! Slouth grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Slouth with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose. Slouth grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but Slouth quickly backs away.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the chest.
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-Slouth attacks with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Slouth throws a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Slouth with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs. Slouth shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of heavy punches to the chest. Slouth grimaces in pain.
+Slouth lashes out with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw. Slouth sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Slouth attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
-Slouth attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of vicious punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Slouth takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Slouth with a pair of hard punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Slouth with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Slouth with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a strong roundhouse to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 27 of 50 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 59 of 89 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler pops Slouth with a volley of punches to the nose!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Slouth blocks.
+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a commanding jab to the nose. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Slouth hits with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Slouth with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Slouth shakes his head to clear it.
+Slouth catches Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a strong sweeping right to the mouth.
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-Slouth tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Slouth connects with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Slouth with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Slouth hits with a hard jab to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Slouth with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Slouth with a pair of punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Slouth backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a pair of vicious punches to the eye!
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a straight right to the chest, but Slouth beats a hasty retreat.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Slouth beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slouth whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a left to the jaw!
+Slouth slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Slouth wallops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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-Slouth probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
-Slouth attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 52 of 71 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 50 of 85 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 67-66


Slouth doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Slouth moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Slouth scores with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the head.
+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Slouth with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye. Slouth grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses Slouth with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of off balance punches to the jaw. Slouth backpedals to his own corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Slouth tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a furious jab to the eye.
-Slouth fires a barrage of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Slouth tosses a pair of stiff punches to the chest!!
+Coffeeguzzler belts Slouth with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Slouth with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Slouth throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Slouth with a volley of punches to the head.
-Slouth launches a barrage of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Slouth attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Slouth with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose. Slouth sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Slouth hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of commanding punches to the head! Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of blows to the mouth.
+Slouth punches Coffeeguzzler with a right to the head.
+Slouth throws a volley of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of nice punches to the stomach. Slouth retreats to the far corner.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a left straight right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the eye!
+Slouth pops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of light punches to the face. Slouth gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Slouth with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Slouth hits with a series of powerful punches to the face.
+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of wild punches to the nose!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 75 of 94 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 61 of 93 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Coffeeguzzler charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a jab to the face.
+Slouth fires a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of solid punches to the ribs!!
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-Slouth tries to land a straight right to the head, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Slouth with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Slouth with a series of powerful punches to the chin!!
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a series of painful punches to the nose.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
-Slouth paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the nose. Slouth grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Slouth with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of wild punches to the chest. Slouth backpedals to his own corner.
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+Slouth drills Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the chin!!
+Slouth takes charge with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Slouth with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Slouth with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slouth ties him up.
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+Slouth connects with a pair of strong punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Slouth with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Slouth slams Coffeeguzzler with a off balance straight right to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
-Slouth lunges with a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
-Slouth lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the face, but Slouth narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 33 of 51 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 60 of 92 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 86-85


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Slouth moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Slouth throws a series of shots to the eye.
+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the jaw!!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Slouth stuns Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a loud hook to the nose.
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+Slouth lands a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
-Slouth attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Slouth fires a volley of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Slouth drills Coffeeguzzler with a loud jab to the face.
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+Slouth hits with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Slouth fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Slouth jars Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Slouth with a flurry of punches to the chin. Slouth doesn't notice.
-Slouth probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Slouth suprises Coffeeguzzler with a solid jab to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Slouth with a pair of shots to the nose.
-Slouth throws a pair of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
+Slouth suprises Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Slouth charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Slouth charges with a left straight right to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 56 of 87 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 31 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Slouth probes with a jab to the head, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Slouth hides behind his gloves.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of left blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Slouth with a series of strong punches to the ribs!!
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Slouth stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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+Slouth nails Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the eye!!
+Slouth fires a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Slouth with a pair of wild punches to the chest. Slouth beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a sweeping right to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Slouth with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Slouth tries to land a sweeping right to the eye, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Slouth with a volley of painful shots to the mouth!!
+Slouth hits with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Slouth with a left to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Slouth with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Slouth with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Slouth falls against the ropes!
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+Slouth fires a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Slouth lands a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Slouth fires a series of punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Slouth smacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of shots to the nose. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 34 of 52 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 61 of 93 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 105-104


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Slouth moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a right sweeping right to the temple, but Slouth stays away from it.
+Slouth hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Slouth attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Slouth with a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Slouth charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Slouth fires a mean sweeping right to the nose.
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+Slouth jars Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Slouth attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Slouth paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Slouth lashes out with a pair of painful blows to the mouth.
+Slouth hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth!
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-Slouth probes with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Slouth with a series of loud punches to the temple. Slouth grimaces in pain.
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+Slouth pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the eye! Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Slouth with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
-Slouth probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Slouth staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+Slouth jolts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of vicious punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
+Slouth stuns Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the temple! Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
-Slouth attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 62 of 102 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 21 of 30 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: The Slouth 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: The Slouth 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: The Slouth 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: The Slouth 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 116-112


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: The Slouth 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: The Slouth 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!

          

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