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(2012 Commmissioner's Invitational Tournament) JAH's Pathetic Looser defeated Bilbo the Basher by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Friday, January 04, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 215 pounds (98 kilograms) is JAH's Pathetic Looser!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 247 pounds (112 kilograms) is Bilbo the Basher!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bilbo stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Bilbo hits Jah's with a barrage of strong punches to the eye.
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+Bilbo solidly lands a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Bilbo probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Jah's covers himself well.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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-Jah's launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bilbo ducks.
+Bilbo fires a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
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-Bilbo paws a volley of punches to the temple, but Jah's escapes.
-Bilbo attacks with a right straight right to the mouth, but Jah's ties him up.
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+Jah's tags Bilbo with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
+Jah's throws a barrage of heavy punches to the chin. Bilbo is hurt!
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-Bilbo throws a left roundhouse to the chest, but Jah's steps aside and laughs.
+Jah's solidly lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Bilbo probes with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Jah's backs out of it.
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+Bilbo fires a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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+Jah's annoys Bilbo with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Bilbo lands a pair of nice punches to the mouth. Jah's grimaces in pain.
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+Jah's connects with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 26 of 32 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 29 of 60 punches.

Bilbo the Basher won the round 10-9

Bilbo the Basher is winning the fight 10-9


Jah's doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bilbo doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bilbo is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Bilbo strikes with a volley of mean crosses to the solar plexus.
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+Jah's hits Bilbo with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Jah's pounds Bilbo with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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-Bilbo lunges with a pair of roundhouses to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Jah's jolts Bilbo with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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-Bilbo tries a series of left roundhouses to the solar plexus, but Jah's takes it in the forearms.
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+Jah's hurts Bilbo with a series of strong punches to the nose.
+Jah's hits with a flurry of light shots to the face. Bilbo doesn't notice.
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+Jah's solidly lands a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth. Bilbo seems wobbly!
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+Bilbo hits with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Bilbo lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Jah's pummels Bilbo with a loud jab to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 45 of 45 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 14 of 43 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Jah's doesn't even want to rest!

Bilbo doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bilbo stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bilbo fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Jah's throws a commanding cross to the mouth.
+Bilbo connects with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach. Jah's doesn't seem bothered.
-Bilbo charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Bilbo hurts Jah's with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach. Jah's seems wobbly!
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-Jah's attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Jah's punches Bilbo with a loud left to the face. Bilbo asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Jah's throws a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses.
+Jah's annoys Bilbo with a series of light punches to the temple. Bilbo gets mad!
+Bilbo attacks with a flurry of nice shots to the head.
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-Bilbo attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Jah's hits Bilbo with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Jah's smacks Bilbo with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Bilbo attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but Jah's deftly avoits it.
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-Bilbo attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Jah's covers himself well.
-Jah's probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Bilbo steps aside and laughs.
+Jah's throws a pair of heavy punches to the chin. Bilbo grimaces in pain.
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+Jah's punches Bilbo with a light cross to the mouth.
-Bilbo lashes out with a volley of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Bilbo shakes Jah's with a pair of shots to the mouth. Jah's doesn't seem bothered.
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-Bilbo launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Jah's narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 31 of 49 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 18 of 66 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 29-28


Jah's doesn't even want to rest!

Bilbo doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bilbo is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Bilbo throws a barrage of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Jah's solidly lands a pair of light punches to the head. Bilbo gets mad!
+Jah's lands a volley of light punches to the nose. Bilbo beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bilbo paws a pair of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+Jah's thumps Bilbo with a solid straight right to the solar plexus!
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+Jah's hits Bilbo with a volley of furious punches to the nose. Bilbo shakes his head to clear it.
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+Jah's wakes up the fans with a straight right to the ribs.
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+Jah's lands a flurry of blows to the mouth. Bilbo sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Jah's probes with a volley of roundhouses to the head, but fails to score.
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+Bilbo attacks with a cross to the stomach. Jah's laughs!
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-Bilbo probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Bilbo throws a pair of blows to the chest, but Jah's hides behind his gloves.
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+Jah's hits Bilbo with a pair of light punches to the face. Bilbo sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Bilbo lands a barrage of stiff shots to the chest! Jah's covers up.
-Bilbo attacks with a barrage of crosses to the chest, but Jah's quickly backs away.
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-Bilbo paws a left jab to the chest, but Jah's quickly backs away.
-Bilbo charges with a flurry of right uppercuts to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 42 of 52 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 10 of 42 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 39-37


Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bilbo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bilbo is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Jah's throws a off balance roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Jah's attacks with a right sweeping right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Bilbo lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Jah's blocks.
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+Jah's punches Bilbo with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
+Jah's lashes out with a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
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+Jah's hits Bilbo with a jab to the ribs. Bilbo seems wobbly!
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+Jah's pokes Bilbo with a series of painful punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 27 of 31 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 3 of 8 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 49-46


Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bilbo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bilbo stays outside and uses his jab.

-Bilbo paws a right sweeping right to the chest, but only hits air.
-Bilbo launches a straight right to the ribs, but Jah's beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bilbo hits with a jab to the chin. Jah's sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bilbo throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Bilbo hits with a series of off balance punches to the mouth. Jah's quickly recovers.
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-Bilbo tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Bilbo probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jah's blocks.
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-Bilbo tries to land a straight right to the chin, but falls short.
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-Bilbo lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but Jah's ducks just in time.
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-Bilbo probes with a left left to the stomach, but Jah's narrowly avoids it
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+Bilbo catches Jah's with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 5 of 8 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 23 of 63 punches.

Bilbo the Basher won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 58-56


Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bilbo doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bilbo is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Bilbo lunges with a flurry of crosses to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bilbo lashes out with a barrage of hooks to the stomach, but Jah's ties him up.
+Bilbo pummels Jah's with a barrage of nice roundhouses to the chest.
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-Bilbo lashes out with a flurry of right roundhouses to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bilbo tries a right uppercut to the chest, but Jah's stays away from it.
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+Jah's staggers Bilbo with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Jah's hammers Bilbo with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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+Jah's wallops Bilbo with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Bilbo tries to land a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Jah's smacks Bilbo with a series of painful punches to the nose. Bilbo doesn't notice.
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+Bilbo tattoos Jah's with a flurry of solid uppercuts to the solar plexus.
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+Jah's tattoos Bilbo with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 28 of 32 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 11 of 42 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 68-65


Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bilbo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bilbo is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Jah's wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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-Bilbo fires a flurry of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 7 of 7 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 2 of 8 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 78-74


Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bilbo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Jah's is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bilbo stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Bilbo throws a series of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Bilbo paws a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Bilbo throws a left jab to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Bilbo tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Jah's hides behind his gloves.
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-Bilbo throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Jah's covers himself well.
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-Bilbo attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Jah's steps aside.
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+Jah's belts Bilbo with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Bilbo probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Bilbo hits with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Bilbo jars Jah's with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Bilbo lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Bilbo charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 6 of 8 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 15 of 68 punches.

Bilbo the Basher won the round 10-9

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 87-84


Jah's doesn't even want to rest!

Bilbo doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bilbo is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Jah's slams Bilbo with a volley of punches to the eye!
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-Bilbo tries to land a flurry of left hooks to the face, but fails to score.
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-Bilbo attempts a flurry of left crosses to the jaw, but falls short.
+Jah's hurts Bilbo with a flurry of crosses to the eye.
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-Bilbo paws a pair of punches to the head, but Jah's leaps aside.
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+Jah's jolts Bilbo with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Bilbo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jah's lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye. Bilbo covers up.
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-Jah's attacks with a series of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Bilbo launches a left uppercut to the face, but Jah's blocks.
-Bilbo charges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Jah's pokes Bilbo with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
Jah's lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Bilbo is knocked off his feet!!

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Bilbo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bilbo lands a flurry of heavy crosses to the mouth.
-Bilbo lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but Jah's leaps aside.
+Jah's pounds Bilbo with a pair of stinging punches to the chin. Bilbo covers up.
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+Jah's stuns Bilbo with a series of punches to the head. Bilbo beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bilbo suprises Jah's with a series of hard punches to the eye.
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+Jah's jars Bilbo with a pair of punches to the head.
Jah's lands a resounding left blow to the temple and Bilbo collapses!!

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Bilbo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Bilbo annoys Jah's with a flurry of crosses to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

JAH's Pathetic Looser landed 28 of 33 punches, and Bilbo the Basher landed 8 of 37 punches.

JAH's Pathetic Looser won the round 10-7

JAH's Pathetic Looser is winning the fight 97-91


Jah's doesn't even want to rest!

Bilbo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 11

Jah's is using the ring. (using the ring)
Bilbo is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Bilbo probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Jah's throws a series of solid uppercuts to the jaw.
Jah's lands a beautiful blow to the head and Bilbo is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
JAH's Pathetic Looser wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jah's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bilbo is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.

The doctor won't let Bilbo the Basher continue the fight! JAH's Pathetic Looser wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bilbo the Basher 10-9
Round 2: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 3: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 4: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 5: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 6: Bilbo the Basher 10-9
Round 7: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 8: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 9: Bilbo the Basher 10-9
Round 10: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bilbo the Basher 10-9
Round 2: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 3: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 4: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 5: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 6: Bilbo the Basher 10-9
Round 7: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 8: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 9: Bilbo the Basher 10-9
Round 10: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-7


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bilbo the Basher 10-9
Round 2: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 3: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 4: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 5: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 6: Bilbo the Basher 10-9
Round 7: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 8: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-9
Round 9: Bilbo the Basher 10-9
Round 10: JAH's Pathetic Looser 10-7

JAH's Pathetic Looser wins by a knockout!


          

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