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(Super-Middleweight) Michelle the "Mincer" defeated The Slinky by unanimous decision: 120-109, 120-109, 120-109.

Match Friday, January 04, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is The Slinky!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Michelle the "Mincer"!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

+Mincer tags Slinky with a volley of punches to the face. Slinky gets mad!
+Slinky pops Mincer with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Mincer probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
-Mincer throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Mincer punches Slinky with a series of heavy blows to the nose.
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+Mincer annoys Slinky with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Mincer jolts Slinky with a barrage of solid shots to the chin.
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-Mincer throws a series of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Mincer probes with a straight right to the head, but Slinky stays away from it.
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-Mincer probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Mincer launches a series of punches to the mouth, but Slinky stays away from it.
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-Mincer launches a flurry of right blows to the nose, but Slinky ducks.
-Mincer throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Mincer throws a barrage of wild blows to the ribs.
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-Mincer throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Slinky blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 19 of 53 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 10-9


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mincer launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Slinky hides behind his gloves.
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-Mincer attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Slinky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mincer wallops Slinky with a series of mean punches to the mouth. Slinky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Mincer paws a barrage of right shots to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Mincer pokes Slinky with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
-Mincer lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Slinky quickly backs away.
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-Mincer throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Slinky beats a hasty retreat.
+Mincer tosses a furious jab to the solar plexus.
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-Mincer throws a left jab to the jaw, but Slinky blocks.
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+Slinky rocks Mincer with a series of mean blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 17 of 58 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 20-18


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

-Mincer probes with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Mincer paws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slinky ducks.
-Mincer lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Mincer fires a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Mincer slams Slinky with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Slinky strikes with a barrage of commanding blows to the eye.
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-Mincer paws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Slinky covers himself well.
-Mincer fires a flurry of punches to the face, but misses.
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-Mincer tries a series of left blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Mincer lunges with a series of left blows to the nose, but Slinky quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 7 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 14 of 49 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 30-27


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mincer lands a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Mincer attacks with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Slinky jolts Mincer with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus!
-Mincer probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Mincer throws a left straight right to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Mincer attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Mincer pokes Slinky with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Mincer attempts a volley of right shots to the chin, but Slinky backs out of it.
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+Mincer attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus. Slinky is hurt!
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-Mincer launches a cross to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Mincer attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 15 of 47 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 40-36


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mincer slams Slinky with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Mincer attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Mincer backs up Slinky with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Slinky pops Mincer with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Mincer lashes out with a volley of left punches to the head, but Slinky steps aside and laughs.
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-Mincer attempts a left jab to the ribs, but Slinky hides behind his gloves.
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-Mincer attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Slinky takes it in the forearms.
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+Mincer annoys Slinky with a volley of light punches to the head!!
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-Mincer throws a series of left shots to the mouth, but Slinky steps aside and laughs.
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-Mincer attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Slinky covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 14 of 45 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 50-45


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mincer staggers Slinky with a series of solid punches to the temple.
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-Mincer attempts a right roundhouse to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Mincer drills Slinky with a pair of punches to the nose!
-Mincer throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Slinky covers himself well.
-Mincer attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Mincer tries a volley of punches to the chest, but Slinky steps aside.
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+Slinky jolts Mincer with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 16 of 52 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 60-54


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mincer attempts a volley of left blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Mincer charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Mincer strikes with a pair of strong punches to the head!
-Mincer launches a jab to the face, but fails to score.
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+Slinky connects with a roundhouse to the jaw! Mincer shakes his head to clear it.
-Mincer fires a pair of left punches to the chin, but Slinky steps aside and laughs.
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-Mincer fires a barrage of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Mincer tries a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Mincer throws a right jab to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Mincer paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Slinky takes it in the forearms.
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+Mincer attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 9 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 12 of 40 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 70-63


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Mincer probes with a series of right punches to the face, but Slinky ties him up.
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-Mincer tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Mincer hurts Slinky with a hook to the chest.
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-Mincer tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Mincer tries a series of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Mincer lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Slinky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mincer probes with a flurry of right blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Slinky tosses a volley of punches to the mouth. Mincer covers up.
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+Mincer fires a powerful jab to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 12 of 44 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 80-72


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Slinky covers up.
Mincer covers up.

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-Mincer attacks with a series of right shots to the face, but Slinky deftly avoits it.
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+Mincer tosses a cross to the chin.
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+Slinky thumps Mincer with a barrage of light shots to the face.
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-Mincer probes with a right hook to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Mincer tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Slinky beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 7 of 26 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 90-81


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Slinky covers up.
Mincer covers up.

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-Mincer lunges with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but Slinky steps aside.
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-Mincer lunges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Slinky takes it in the forearms.
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-Mincer throws a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Slinky covers himself well.
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+Slinky suprises Mincer with a barrage of mean blows to the solar plexus.
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+Mincer whacks Slinky with a volley of nasty shots to the ribs. Slinky is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 8 of 25 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 100-90


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Slinky covers up.
Mincer covers up.

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-Mincer attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Slinky rocks Mincer with a mean uppercut to the chest.
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-Mincer throws a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Mincer attempts a right to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Mincer drills Slinky with a pair of powerful blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 8 of 24 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 110-99


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Slinky covers up.
Mincer covers up.

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-Mincer launches a volley of left shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Mincer rocks Slinky with a volley of stiff blows to the temple.
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-Mincer probes with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Mincer launches a series of left blows to the temple, but Slinky stays away from it.
+Slinky smashes Mincer with a volley of light blows to the chin.
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 6 of 26 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 120-109


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 5: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 6: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 7: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 8: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 9: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 10: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 11: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Michelle the "Mincer" 120-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 5: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 6: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 7: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 8: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 9: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 10: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 11: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Michelle the "Mincer" 120-109


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 5: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 6: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 7: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 8: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 9: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 10: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 11: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Michelle the "Mincer" 120-109

Michelle the "Mincer" wins by decision!