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(Heavyweight) DeAndre Jordan defeated Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Saturday, December 29, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 272 pounds (123 kilograms) is DeAndre Jordan!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 219 pounds (99 kilograms) is Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Jordan with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Jordan rocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Jordan hits with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of blows to the chin, but Jordan steps aside and laughs.
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+Jordan throws a volley of nasty punches to the ribs!
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+Jordan throws a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Jordan with a wild right to the chin.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 20 of 22 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 25 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 10-9


Jordan doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Jordan tosses a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Jordan slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of blows to the temple, but falls short.
+Jordan throws a series of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a right uppercut to the chin, but Jordan leaps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of glancing blows to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Jordan covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Jordan pounds Coffeeguzzler with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Jordan suprises Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 23 of 23 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 30 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 20-18


Jordan doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Jordan tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of heavy blows to the eye. Jordan backpedals to his own corner.
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+Jordan tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of shots to the head, but Jordan backs out of it.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jordan tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 8 of 8 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 24 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 29-28


Jordan doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left blows to the face, but Jordan steps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of painful punches to the nose!! Jordan shakes his head to clear it.
+Jordan hits with a jab to the solar plexus!
-Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of blows to the head, but Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
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+Jordan nails Coffeeguzzler with a furious jab to the stomach.
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+Jordan connects with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Jordan with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Jordan stuns Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 23 of 23 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 31 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 39-37


Jordan doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Jordan with a pair of wild punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a right right to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but only hits air.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a uppercut to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Jordan thumps Coffeeguzzler with a series of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of commanding blows to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 7 of 7 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 13 of 31 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 48-47


Jordan doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Jordan covers himself well.
+Jordan connects with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of blows to the mouth. Jordan sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Jordan connects with a glancing straight right to the chin. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Jordan shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of blows to the nose, but Jordan blocks.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a left uppercut to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Jordan fires a volley of stiff shots to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 30 of 30 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 29 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 58-56


Jordan doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Jordan attacks with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Jordan with a barrage of wild shots to the head.
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+Jordan connects with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of right shots to the eye, but Jordan backs out of it.
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+Jordan smacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of strong blows to the head.
+Jordan jars Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of shots to the chin, but Jordan narrowly avoids it
+Jordan wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of left blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 22 of 23 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 32 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 68-65


Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the eye, but Jordan hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of blows to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but Jordan covers himself well.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of right shots to the eye, but Jordan deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Jordan with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Jordan hits with a jab to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of right blows to the chin, but Jordan ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 8 of 8 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 33 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 77-75


Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

+Jordan grazes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of commanding punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
Jordan lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Jordan escapes.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Jordan lashes out with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of right blows to the nose, but Jordan steps aside and laughs.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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+Jordan nails Coffeeguzzler with a painful jab to the eye!!
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of vicious shots to the face. Jordan gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Jordan with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Jordan lands a flurry of glancing shots to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 23 of 23 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 35 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-8

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 87-83


Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Jordan hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
Jordan lands a ferocious right punch in the nose and Coffeeguzzler is flattened!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Jordan blocks.
+Jordan jolts Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a right to the face, but Jordan ducks just in time.
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+Jordan lands a roundhouse to the face.
Jordan lands a brutal right haymaker and Coffeeguzzler is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Jordan with a series of shots to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Jordan pokes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chin! Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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+Jordan jolts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Jordan hurts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a left right to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of shots to the head, but Jordan blocks.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
+Jordan connects with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 22 of 22 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 40 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-7

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 97-90


Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Jordan is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Jordan ties him up.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Jordan ducks just in time.
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+Jordan takes charge with a flurry of light shots to the chin.
Jordan lands a ferocious cross to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
DeAndre Jordan wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jordan remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 5: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-8
Round 10: DeAndre Jordan 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 5: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-8
Round 10: DeAndre Jordan 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 2: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 3: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 5: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 7: DeAndre Jordan 10-9
Round 8: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: DeAndre Jordan 10-8
Round 10: DeAndre Jordan 10-7

DeAndre Jordan wins by a knockout!


          

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