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(Heavyweight) The Slouth defeated Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Saturday, December 15, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 249 pounds (113 kilograms) is The Slouth!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Slouth lands a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Slouth stuns Coffeeguzzler with a nasty roundhouse to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of left punches to the face, but falls short.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Slouth hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of glancing punches to the nose.
Slouth tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Slouth with a pair of furious blows to the temple.
Slouth tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slouth tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slouth tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the face.
+Slouth grazes Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the temple.
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+Slouth hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of furious punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 28 of 34 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 26 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 10-9


Slouth doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Slouth slams Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach!! Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Slouth grazes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Slouth stuns Coffeeguzzler with a right to the solar plexus!!
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Slouth pokes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw, but Slouth ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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+Slouth backs up Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 30 of 30 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 32 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 20-18


Slouth doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Slouth attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a right to the temple. Slouth sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Slouth lands a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Slouth blocks.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but Slouth ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a pair of loud shots to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Slouth covers himself well.
+Slouth wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slouth hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slouth connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 30 of 32 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 31 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 30-27


Slouth doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Slouth with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a series of shots to the chin, but Slouth hides behind his gloves.
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+Slouth whacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious blows to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of loud punches to the chin! Slouth covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 8 of 8 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 32 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 39-37


Slouth doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Slouth drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the ribs!!
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+Slouth hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a pair of shots to the eye. Slouth covers up.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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+Slouth tosses a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a left roundhouse to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Slouth tosses a series of punches to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Slouth suprises Coffeeguzzler with a series of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 31 of 33 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 34 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 49-46


Slouth doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of punches to the temple, but Slouth backs out of it.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Slouth with a volley of glancing blows to the nose.
+Slouth backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Slouth steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 8 of 8 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 31 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 58-56


Slouth doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

+Slouth lands a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Slouth attacks with a nice roundhouse to the head.
+Slouth attacks with a pair of shots to the face.
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+Slouth throws a volley of heavy punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a left cross to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Slouth hits Coffeeguzzler with a volley of blows to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a right to the face!!
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+Slouth pops Coffeeguzzler with a stiff right to the temple.
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+Slouth wakes up the fans with a series of powerful punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 31 of 31 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 32 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 68-65


Slouth doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of quick blows to the head!!
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of right shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of punches to the face, but Slouth narrowly avoids it
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a stinging straight right to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a cross to the jaw, but Slouth ducks just in time.
+Slouth punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 8 of 9 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 34 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 77-75


Slouth doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Slouth whacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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+Slouth slams Coffeeguzzler with a series of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Slouth tosses a barrage of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of stinging shots to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of shots to the face, but Slouth steps aside.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Slouth beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Slouth with a barrage of solid blows to the mouth. Slouth gets mad!
+Slouth backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Slouth jolts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+Slouth scores with a glancing straight right to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a barrage of punches to the head. Slouth covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 31 of 31 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 40 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 87-84


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Slouth rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of painful punches to the nose! Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
+Slouth scores with a volley of light punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+Slouth thumps Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Slouth blocks.
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+Slouth nails Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Slouth with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of right shots to the head, but Slouth deftly avoits it.
+Slouth pops Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of furious punches to the temple. Slouth laughs!
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Slouth takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 24 of 24 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 42 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 97-93


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Slouth with a roundhouse to the eye.
+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of left blows to the temple, but Slouth takes it in the forearms.
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+Slouth fires a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud blows to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Slouth with a flurry of blows to the jaw. Slouth laughs!
-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of right punches to the head, but Slouth narrowly avoids it
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+Slouth tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slouth catches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Slouth with a series of commanding blows to the temple. Slouth covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 25 of 26 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 40 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 107-102


Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Slouth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler fights inside. (inside)

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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of right blows to the chin, but only hits air.
+Slouth takes charge with a volley of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of right punches to the face, but Slouth ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Slouth with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Slouth steps aside and laughs.
+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a left to the face.
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+Slouth solidly lands a barrage of strong punches to the chin!
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Slouth beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of furious blows to the temple.
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+Slouth hits with a series of quick punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slouth landed 23 of 26 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 32 punches.

The Slouth won the round 10-9

The Slouth is winning the fight 117-111


Slouth grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Slouth 10-9
Round 2: The Slouth 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: The Slouth 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: The Slouth 10-9
Round 12: The Slouth 10-9

Total Score: The Slouth 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Slouth 10-9
Round 2: The Slouth 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: The Slouth 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: The Slouth 10-9
Round 12: The Slouth 10-9

Total Score: The Slouth 117-111


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Slouth 10-9
Round 2: The Slouth 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: The Slouth 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: The Slouth 10-9
Round 12: The Slouth 10-9

Total Score: The Slouth 117-111

The Slouth wins by decision!


          

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