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(Toughman) Bigole von Junior defeated Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, December 01, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 230 pounds (104 kilograms) is Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 387 pounds (176 kilograms) is Bigole von Junior!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Junior comes out fighting.

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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus!
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Junior ducks.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Junior lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Junior shakes his head to clear it.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a roundhouse to the chest, but Junior quickly backs away.
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+Junior scores with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Junior hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Junior with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Junior lands a hook to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Junior throws a wild right to the chin.
Junior lands a blood spattering right haymaker and Coffeeguzzler falls senseless!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Junior hits with a barrage of nice blows to the eye.
Junior lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Coffeeguzzler is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Junior wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Junior hammers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of off balance shots to the face. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Junior with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Junior with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 42 punches, and Bigole von Junior landed 34 of 34 punches.

Bigole von Junior won the round 10-7

Bigole von Junior is winning the fight 10-7


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Junior doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Junior comes out fighting.

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+Junior stuns Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Junior hits with a pair of shots to the temple!!
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Junior jars Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick blows to the temple! Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Junior tosses a pair of hard shots to the mouth.
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+Junior whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Junior annoys Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of mean shots to the head. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
Junior lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Junior with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Junior with a light roundhouse to the chest. Junior hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Junior covers himself well.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Junior lands a series of loud shots to the eye. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Junior hits with a sweeping right to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Junior with a series of heavy blows to the ribs!!
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Junior with a right to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 38 punches, and Bigole von Junior landed 32 of 33 punches.

Bigole von Junior won the round 10-8

Bigole von Junior is winning the fight 20-15


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Junior grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Junior comes out fighting.

-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a right hook to the stomach, but Junior ducks just in time.
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+Junior wallops Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of off balance shots to the eye!
+Junior hits with a solid roundhouse to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of hard punches to the chest. Junior backpedals to his own corner.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a hook to the stomach, but Junior ties him up.
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+Junior rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light blows to the head. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Junior deftly avoits it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Junior doesn't notice.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Junior ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of wild shots to the ribs. Junior retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Junior with a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus. Junior sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Junior attacks with a volley of light punches to the chin.
Junior lands a tremendous right uppercut and Coffeeguzzler's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Junior takes charge with a pair of shots to the chin.
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+Junior stuns Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
+Junior solidly lands a series of vicious blows to the eye.
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+Junior throws a left to the eye.
Junior lands a well placed right uppercut and Coffeeguzzler collapses!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Junior hammers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 13 of 40 punches, and Bigole von Junior landed 31 of 33 punches.

Bigole von Junior won the round 10-7

Bigole von Junior is winning the fight 30-22


Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.

Junior is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Junior comes out fighting.

+Junior hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of shots to the face.
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+Junior fires a volley of nasty shots to the mouth!!
Junior lands a beautiful left hook and Coffeeguzzler's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Bigole von Junior wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Coffeeguzzler can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.

Junior looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler continue the fight! Bigole von Junior wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bigole von Junior 10-7
Round 2: Bigole von Junior 10-8
Round 3: Bigole von Junior 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bigole von Junior 10-7
Round 2: Bigole von Junior 10-8
Round 3: Bigole von Junior 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Bigole von Junior 10-7
Round 2: Bigole von Junior 10-8
Round 3: Bigole von Junior 10-7

Bigole von Junior wins by a knockout!


          

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