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(Super-Featherweight) New Miserable Experience defeated John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Wednesday, October 03, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is New Miserable Experience!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Experience punches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Experience throws a commanding roundhouse to the jaw! Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes covers up.
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+Experience punches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a cross to the mouth.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Experience beats a hasty retreat.
Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a flurry of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Experience steps aside.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Experience ducks just in time.
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+Experience jolts Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 24 of 30 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 34 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 10-9


Experience doesn't want to stop fighting!

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a series of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a flurry of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a right hook to the stomach, but Experience covers himself well.
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+Experience fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Experience beats a hasty retreat.
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+Experience lands a flurry of glancing shots to the chin.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Experience steps aside.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Experience escapes.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Experience hits Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of light punches to the face.
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+Experience lands a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 25 of 32 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 3 of 31 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 20-18


Experience doesn't even want to rest!

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Experience pokes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Experience suprises Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes quickly recovers.
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+Experience hammers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a jab to the face.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Experience backs out of it.
-Experience fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Experience staggers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of painful punches to the chest!
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a series of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 25 of 32 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 31 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 30-27


Experience doesn't even want to rest!

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Experience paws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Experience ducks.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but Experience beats a hasty retreat.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Experience throws a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Experience strikes with a stinging jab to the head!
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a pair of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Experience strikes with a series of heavy punches to the stomach. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes shakes his head to clear it.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Experience pops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 24 of 29 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 32 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 40-36


Experience doesn't even want to rest!

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Experience tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Experience fires a flurry of solid punches to the chin.
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+Experience jars Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Experience pounds Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a loud cross to the nose.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a series of blows to the chest, but Experience hides behind his gloves.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Experience stays away from it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 16 of 24 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 31 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 50-45


Experience remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Experience staggers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Experience smacks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of punches to the head.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Experience deftly avoits it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
+Experience clocks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Experience attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 11 of 16 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 31 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 60-54


Experience remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a series of blows to the chest, but Experience escapes.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a series of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Experience scores with a jab to the mouth!
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Experience ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 11 of 18 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 30 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 70-63


Experience remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Experience backs up Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of punches to the head. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't notice.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a series of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a uppercut to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 10 of 17 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 31 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 80-72


Experience remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a volley of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a pair of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a flurry of right shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Experience hides behind his gloves.
Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Experience hits with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Experience takes it in the forearms.
-Experience attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 11 of 17 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 30 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 90-81


Experience remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Experience throws a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a left to the ribs, but Experience covers himself well.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Experience hides behind his gloves.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Experience annoys Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a commanding left to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 11 of 14 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 33 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 100-90


Experience remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a pair of left shots to the chest, but Experience ties him up.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Experience leaps aside.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a series of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Experience wallops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of wild blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 10 of 17 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 32 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 110-99


Experience remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Experience is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a jab to the ribs, but Experience escapes.
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+Experience catches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Experience steps aside.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Experience backs out of it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Experience ducks.
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+Experience connects with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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Experience tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Miserable Experience landed 10 of 16 punches, and John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 32 punches.

New Miserable Experience won the round 10-9

New Miserable Experience is winning the fight 120-108


Experience remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 2: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 3: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 4: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 5: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 6: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 7: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 8: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 9: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 10: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 11: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 12: New Miserable Experience 10-9

Total Score: New Miserable Experience 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 2: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 3: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 4: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 5: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 6: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 7: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 8: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 9: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 10: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 11: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 12: New Miserable Experience 10-9

Total Score: New Miserable Experience 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 2: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 3: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 4: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 5: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 6: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 7: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 8: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 9: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 10: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 11: New Miserable Experience 10-9
Round 12: New Miserable Experience 10-9

Total Score: New Miserable Experience 120-108

New Miserable Experience wins by decision!