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(Toughman) Wreckless Abandon defeated WTF Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 38-34, 38-34, 38-34.

Match Saturday, September 22, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 296 pounds (134 kilograms) is Wreckless Abandon!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 288 pounds (131 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Abandon is brawling. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler clocks Abandon with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Abandon with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Abandon with a straight right to the mouth. Abandon ignores it.
+Abandon smacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw!
+Coffeeguzzler punches Abandon with a pair of solid punches to the face!! Abandon seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of loud punches to the face. Abandon quickly recovers.
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+Abandon wakes up the fans with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the head!!
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-Abandon attacks with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a heavy hook to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Abandon with a volley of punches to the ribs. Abandon doesn't seem bothered.
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-Abandon lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Abandon with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose!
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Abandon with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Abandon asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Abandon with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Abandon sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Abandon with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Abandon launches a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of punches to the head!! Abandon ignores it.
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+Abandon hits with a off balance jab to the ribs.
+Abandon punches Coffeeguzzler with a right to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the temple. Abandon is hurt!
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Wreckless Abandon landed 24 of 44 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 96 of 100 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Abandon doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Abandon is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Abandon with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Abandon punches Coffeeguzzler with a heavy left to the ribs!
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Abandon with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Abandon with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of light shots to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a pair of hard punches to the mouth!
-Abandon charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Abandon solidly lands a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose. Abandon sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Abandon pummels Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of wild roundhouses to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw. Abandon hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Abandon with a pair of punches to the temple. Abandon shakes his head to clear it.
+Abandon jolts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of roundhouses to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a right to the stomach!
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Abandon with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Abandon with a volley of nice punches to the head.
-Abandon attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Abandon slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Abandon attempts a series of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Abandon with a flurry of light punches to the temple. Abandon shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the mouth. Abandon sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wreckless Abandon landed 23 of 39 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 91 of 91 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Abandon doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Abandon throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Abandon with a series of punches to the stomach!
+Abandon thumps Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of hooks to the temple.
Abandon lands a tremendous right haymaker and Coffeeguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

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FIVE

SIX
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of nice punches to the chin. Abandon sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Abandon with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a series of hooks to the temple. Abandon ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of wild roundhouses to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Abandon with a pair of crosses to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Abandon with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Abandon with a jab to the head!!
+Coffeeguzzler tags Abandon with a volley of uppercuts to the mouth!!
+Abandon rocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of wild shots to the nose. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of punches to the stomach. Abandon falls against the ropes!
+Abandon backs up Coffeeguzzler with a wild shot to the temple. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Abandon hits with a series of heavy uppercuts to the temple.
+Abandon stuns Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of solid blows to the face.
-Abandon attempts a series of right crosses to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of punches to the head. Abandon gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler drills Abandon with a flurry of loud uppercuts to the head!!
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Abandon attacks with a flurry of shots to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Abandon lands a beautiful blow to the head and Coffeeguzzler lands flat on his back!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Abandon attacks with a series of hard hooks to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade hooks to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Abandon with a flurry of punches to the temple. Abandon grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of hard shots to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Abandon tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Wreckless Abandon landed 24 of 39 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 83 of 89 punches.

Wreckless Abandon won the round 10-7

Wreckless Abandon is winning the fight 28-27


Abandon doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Abandon throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Abandon fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Abandon with a volley of punches to the ribs! Abandon backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Abandon with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Abandon connects with a barrage of blows to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Abandon with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a wild roundhouse to the chin.
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+Abandon lands a volley of crosses to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right left to the jaw, but Abandon ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Abandon with a series of quick punches to the eye.
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+Abandon punches Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Abandon with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Abandon with a stiff jab to the chest.
+Abandon hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of strong punches to the face!
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Abandon with a pair of mean punches to the face. Abandon backpedals to his own corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of punches to the eye, but Abandon leaps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Abandon with a left to the eye.
+Abandon hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of wild punches to the face.
Abandon lands a resounding left uppercut and Coffeeguzzler falls to the canvas!!

ONE

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FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of nasty hooks to the temple!
+Abandon tosses a barrage of shots to the nose!!
Abandon lands a lightning uppercut and Coffeeguzzler is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Abandon with a flurry of punches to the nose. Abandon ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Wreckless Abandon landed 27 of 41 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 70 of 100 punches.

Wreckless Abandon won the round 10-7

Wreckless Abandon is winning the fight 38-34


Abandon doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Wreckless Abandon 10-7
Round 4: Wreckless Abandon 10-7

Total Score: Wreckless Abandon 38-34


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Wreckless Abandon 10-7
Round 4: Wreckless Abandon 10-7

Total Score: Wreckless Abandon 38-34


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Wreckless Abandon 10-7
Round 4: Wreckless Abandon 10-7

Total Score: Wreckless Abandon 38-34

Wreckless Abandon wins by decision!


          

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