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(Super-Bantamweight) George W. Stupid defeated Yxhuggaren by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Tuesday, September 04, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Yxhuggaren!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is George W. Stupid!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Yxhuggaren is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stupid comes out fighting.

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+Stupid nails Yxhuggaren with a mean left to the temple. Yxhuggaren grimaces in pain.
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+Stupid lands a volley of powerful punches to the mouth!!
+Yxhuggaren hits with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid staggers Yxhuggaren with a solid right to the chin.
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-Stupid throws a flurry of left shots to the nose, but falls short.
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+Yxhuggaren punches Stupid with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Yxhuggaren attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stupid lands a barrage of loud shots to the eye.
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+Stupid strikes with a pair of wild punches to the head.
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+Yxhuggaren lashes out with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
+Stupid tosses a pair of punches to the temple!! Yxhuggaren falls against the ropes!
+Yxhuggaren slams Stupid with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus!
+Yxhuggaren fires a nice cross to the ribs.
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-Stupid lunges with a right sweeping right to the eye, but Yxhuggaren beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stupid attacks with a pair of shots to the nose, but Yxhuggaren leaps aside.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Yxhuggaren pokes Stupid with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
+Yxhuggaren solidly lands a pair of punches to the stomach. Stupid ignores it.
+Yxhuggaren smacks Stupid with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 40 of 50 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 32 of 52 punches.

Yxhuggaren won the round 10-9

Yxhuggaren is winning the fight 10-9


Yxhuggaren doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stupid doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Yxhuggaren is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Stupid grazes Yxhuggaren with a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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+Yxhuggaren clocks Stupid with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
+Stupid staggers Yxhuggaren with a light cross to the ribs!
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+Yxhuggaren jolts Stupid with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid tosses a pair of quick punches to the mouth. Yxhuggaren retreats to the far corner.
+Stupid lands a series of strong punches to the face.
+Stupid punches Yxhuggaren with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw!
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-Stupid throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Yxhuggaren blocks.
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+Stupid hits with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+Stupid tosses a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
+Stupid punches Yxhuggaren with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. Yxhuggaren shakes his head to clear it.
+Stupid lands a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
+Stupid tosses a furious right to the nose.
+Yxhuggaren connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Stupid belts Yxhuggaren with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Yxhuggaren lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Stupid belts Yxhuggaren with a nasty cross to the mouth. Yxhuggaren backpedals to his own corner.
+Stupid strikes with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Stupid hits with a nasty left to the chin.
+Stupid backs up Yxhuggaren with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Stupid hits with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
+Yxhuggaren throws a hard cross to the solar plexus. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Stupid tags Yxhuggaren with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stupid backs up Yxhuggaren with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
+Yxhuggaren solidly lands a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Stupid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Stupid hits with a series of nasty punches to the ribs!
-Yxhuggaren lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Stupid ties him up.
+Stupid takes charge with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
+Stupid pummels Yxhuggaren with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Yxhuggaren annoys Stupid with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 34 of 41 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 96 of 104 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Yxhuggaren doesn't want to stop fighting!

Stupid doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Yxhuggaren is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stupid comes out fighting.

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+Stupid grazes Yxhuggaren with a series of glancing shots to the nose.
+Stupid fires a flurry of commanding punches to the nose!!
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+Yxhuggaren tags Stupid with a pair of solid punches to the stomach. Stupid grimaces in pain.
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+Yxhuggaren pummels Stupid with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stupid pounds Yxhuggaren with a series of shots to the temple.
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-Stupid charges with a series of blows to the mouth, but Yxhuggaren beats a hasty retreat.
+Stupid jars Yxhuggaren with a volley of painful shots to the temple. Yxhuggaren sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Stupid hurts Yxhuggaren with a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Yxhuggaren hits with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
-Stupid launches a volley of left blows to the face, but Yxhuggaren hides behind his gloves.
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+Stupid connects with a volley of quick blows to the mouth.
+Stupid hits with a jab to the nose. Yxhuggaren ignores it.
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+Yxhuggaren smashes Stupid with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
+Yxhuggaren scores with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
-Yxhuggaren fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but Stupid ducks just in time.
+Yxhuggaren attacks with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 33 of 39 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 40 of 60 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 29-28


Yxhuggaren doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Yxhuggaren moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Stupid smacks Yxhuggaren with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Yxhuggaren lands a pair of stinging shots to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Stupid punches Yxhuggaren with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Stupid clocks Yxhuggaren with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Stupid probes with a roundhouse to the head, but falls short.
+Stupid connects with a flurry of shots to the face.
-Yxhuggaren fires a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Stupid ties him up.
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+Stupid rocks Yxhuggaren with a series of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Stupid tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the temple!!
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+Stupid hits Yxhuggaren with a pair of loud punches to the eye. Yxhuggaren hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Yxhuggaren annoys Stupid with a barrage of punches to the chest. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stupid annoys Yxhuggaren with a pair of punches to the face.
+Yxhuggaren tags Stupid with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Yxhuggaren hits with a series of punches to the nose.
+Yxhuggaren hits with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid solidly lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Yxhuggaren throws a volley of furious punches to the chin.
+Stupid hammers Yxhuggaren with a series of punches to the head.
+Yxhuggaren clocks Stupid with a volley of punches to the face.
+Yxhuggaren takes charge with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
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+Stupid pummels Yxhuggaren with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple!!
+Stupid staggers Yxhuggaren with a volley of heavy punches to the face. Yxhuggaren doesn't seem bothered.
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+Yxhuggaren takes charge with a jab to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Stupid smashes Yxhuggaren with a loud roundhouse to the temple.
-Stupid tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+Yxhuggaren clocks Stupid with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach!
+Yxhuggaren pops Stupid with a barrage of vicious punches to the face.
+Yxhuggaren staggers Stupid with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Yxhuggaren punches Stupid with a glancing jab to the jaw.
+Stupid shakes Yxhuggaren with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 73 of 91 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 84 of 112 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 39-37


Yxhuggaren doesn't even want to rest!

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Yxhuggaren is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stupid comes out fighting.

+Stupid attacks with a right to the solar plexus. Yxhuggaren asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Yxhuggaren hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Stupid lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Stupid tattoos Yxhuggaren with a volley of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Yxhuggaren fires a series of hard shots to the temple.
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+Stupid tags Yxhuggaren with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Yxhuggaren jolts Stupid with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Yxhuggaren whacks Stupid with a flurry of punches to the chin! Stupid covers up.
+Yxhuggaren throws a pair of commanding punches to the face. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Yxhuggaren wallops Stupid with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Yxhuggaren attacks with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
+Yxhuggaren wallops Stupid with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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+Stupid tosses a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
+Stupid suprises Yxhuggaren with a volley of blows to the chest.
+Yxhuggaren shakes Stupid with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Stupid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Yxhuggaren lands a series of nice punches to the chin.
+Yxhuggaren fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Stupid launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Yxhuggaren leaps aside.
+Yxhuggaren drills Stupid with a off balance jab to the eye.
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-Stupid tries to land a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Yxhuggaren hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Stupid covers up.
+Yxhuggaren jolts Stupid with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 68 of 68 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 27 of 49 punches.

Yxhuggaren won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 48-47


Yxhuggaren remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Yxhuggaren moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Stupid jolts Yxhuggaren with a light jab to the stomach.
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+Yxhuggaren connects with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
+Yxhuggaren punches Stupid with a pair of painful punches to the ribs!! Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stupid pokes Yxhuggaren with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth. Yxhuggaren gets mad!
+Stupid hits Yxhuggaren with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Yxhuggaren punches Stupid with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus!
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+Stupid whacks Yxhuggaren with a powerful jab to the eye!
+Yxhuggaren throws a wild uppercut to the mouth. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Stupid attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Yxhuggaren ties him up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Stupid wallops Yxhuggaren with a series of hard punches to the face! Yxhuggaren doesn't seem bothered.
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+Yxhuggaren annoys Stupid with a series of light punches to the jaw.
-Yxhuggaren throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Stupid quickly backs away.
+Yxhuggaren pokes Stupid with a mean straight right to the stomach. Stupid doesn't notice.
+Yxhuggaren pummels Stupid with a sweeping right to the nose. Stupid gets mad!
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+Stupid throws a volley of punches to the mouth. Yxhuggaren sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Yxhuggaren catches Stupid with a pair of nice punches to the chest!
+Stupid hits with a series of light punches to the temple. Yxhuggaren asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Yxhuggaren grazes Stupid with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye!! Stupid covers up.
+Stupid tattoos Yxhuggaren with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yxhuggaren throws a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Yxhuggaren hits with a volley of hard punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Stupid hits Yxhuggaren with a series of heavy punches to the jaw. Yxhuggaren ignores it.
+Yxhuggaren thumps Stupid with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
-Stupid attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but Yxhuggaren covers himself well.
+Yxhuggaren catches Stupid with a pair of mean punches to the temple.
+Yxhuggaren tosses a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+Stupid scores with a pair of loud punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Stupid thumps Yxhuggaren with a series of punches to the nose. Yxhuggaren beats a hasty retreat.
+Stupid stuns Yxhuggaren with a loud jab to the head!!
+Stupid staggers Yxhuggaren with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw.
+Stupid fires a volley of punches to the face.
+Yxhuggaren jolts Stupid with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs!
+Stupid hammers Yxhuggaren with a series of heavy punches to the temple!!
-Stupid charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Yxhuggaren steps aside.
+Yxhuggaren annoys Stupid with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Stupid is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 72 of 89 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 84 of 99 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 58-56


Yxhuggaren remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Yxhuggaren is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stupid fights inside. (inside)

-Stupid attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Yxhuggaren annoys Stupid with a off balance jab to the jaw.
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+Stupid slams Yxhuggaren with a barrage of vicious shots to the mouth. Yxhuggaren hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stupid slams Yxhuggaren with a series of stiff punches to the chin! Yxhuggaren shakes his head to clear it.
+Yxhuggaren fires a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
+Yxhuggaren pounds Stupid with a series of shots to the temple.
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+Yxhuggaren fires a volley of hard blows to the nose.
-Stupid lunges with a flurry of blows to the face, but falls short.
+Yxhuggaren hits with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
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+Stupid pops Yxhuggaren with a pair of heavy shots to the head.
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+Yxhuggaren belts Stupid with a commanding jab to the jaw.
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+Yxhuggaren strikes with a volley of punches to the eye!
+Stupid wallops Yxhuggaren with a volley of blows to the eye!
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+Yxhuggaren slams Stupid with a series of stinging punches to the stomach. Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Yxhuggaren grazes Stupid with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Yxhuggaren catches Stupid with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Stupid launches a uppercut to the temple, but Yxhuggaren hides behind his gloves.
+Yxhuggaren jolts Stupid with a volley of heavy punches to the chest. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yxhuggaren hits Stupid with a series of strong punches to the face! Stupid backpedals to his own corner.
+Yxhuggaren nails Stupid with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Yxhuggaren lands a pair of powerful punches to the jaw. Stupid ignores it.
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+Yxhuggaren attacks with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Stupid smacks Yxhuggaren with a uppercut to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Yxhuggaren strikes with a pair of punches to the nose. Stupid backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 70 of 76 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 30 of 46 punches.

Yxhuggaren won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 67-66


Yxhuggaren remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Yxhuggaren moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Stupid rocks Yxhuggaren with a stinging jab to the nose.
-Yxhuggaren lunges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Stupid steps aside and laughs.
+Stupid pops Yxhuggaren with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Yxhuggaren smacks Stupid with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
+Yxhuggaren attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
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+Yxhuggaren tattoos Stupid with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Stupid whacks Yxhuggaren with a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
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+Yxhuggaren tosses a series of punches to the eye.
+Stupid tattoos Yxhuggaren with a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Stupid stuns Yxhuggaren with a solid left to the eye.
+Stupid rocks Yxhuggaren with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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-Stupid lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Yxhuggaren takes it in the forearms.
+Yxhuggaren tosses a barrage of solid punches to the head. Stupid falls against the ropes!
+Yxhuggaren catches Stupid with a loud jab to the eye. Stupid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Stupid pops Yxhuggaren with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
+Yxhuggaren pounds Stupid with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stupid clocks Yxhuggaren with a loud cross to the nose!!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Yxhuggaren slams Stupid with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
+Yxhuggaren hits with a series of heavy punches to the eye.
+Stupid throws a pair of punches to the head.
+Stupid lashes out with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
+Yxhuggaren hits Stupid with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Stupid lands a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
-Stupid attempts a pair of left punches to the eye, but Yxhuggaren leaps aside.
+Stupid hurts Yxhuggaren with a right to the solar plexus.
+Stupid attacks with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
-Yxhuggaren tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Yxhuggaren attempts a straight right to the jaw, but Stupid takes it in the forearms.
+Stupid hits Yxhuggaren with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
+Yxhuggaren hits with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
+Yxhuggaren connects with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the head.
+Stupid smashes Yxhuggaren with a flurry of punches to the head. Yxhuggaren laughs!
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+Stupid staggers Yxhuggaren with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest. Yxhuggaren asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Yxhuggaren attempts a jab to the stomach, but Stupid steps aside.
+Yxhuggaren stuns Stupid with a volley of punches to the mouth!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 84 of 96 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 100 of 111 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 77-75


Yxhuggaren grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Yxhuggaren is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stupid is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Yxhuggaren hits with a series of vicious punches to the chest. Stupid falls against the ropes!
+Yxhuggaren rocks Stupid with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
+Yxhuggaren grazes Stupid with a pair of furious punches to the chin!
-Yxhuggaren attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Stupid steps aside.
-Yxhuggaren attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Stupid steps aside.
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+Yxhuggaren connects with a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Yxhuggaren jolts Stupid with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus. Stupid beats a hasty retreat.
+Yxhuggaren tags Stupid with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Yxhuggaren hits Stupid with a hard sweeping right to the mouth. Stupid seems wobbly!
+Yxhuggaren clocks Stupid with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
+Yxhuggaren connects with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Yxhuggaren throws a wild jab to the stomach!! Stupid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Yxhuggaren hits with a furious jab to the nose.
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+Stupid throws a barrage of punches to the stomach.
+Yxhuggaren lands a flurry of loud punches to the temple. Stupid retreats to the far corner.
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+Yxhuggaren annoys Stupid with a wild straight right to the head.
+Stupid throws a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Yxhuggaren lands a left to the face.
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+Yxhuggaren lands a series of powerful punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 51 of 77 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 11 of 17 punches.

Yxhuggaren won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 86-85


Yxhuggaren grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Yxhuggaren moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Stupid hits with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
+Stupid tags Yxhuggaren with a barrage of punches to the chest. Yxhuggaren laughs!
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Stupid grazes Yxhuggaren with a glancing cross to the eye.
+Stupid annoys Yxhuggaren with a pair of furious punches to the stomach!!
+Stupid connects with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+Yxhuggaren hits with a series of punches to the face.
+Stupid catches Yxhuggaren with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Yxhuggaren connects with a off balance jab to the stomach.
+Yxhuggaren annoys Stupid with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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+Stupid connects with a roundhouse to the nose. Yxhuggaren ignores it.
+Yxhuggaren clocks Stupid with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach.
+Yxhuggaren catches Stupid with a vicious straight right to the mouth. Stupid quickly recovers.
+Yxhuggaren annoys Stupid with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
-Yxhuggaren fires a series of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Yxhuggaren throws a series of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Stupid hits Yxhuggaren with a jab to the stomach.
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+Yxhuggaren wallops Stupid with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
+Stupid staggers Yxhuggaren with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stupid attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Stupid lands a pair of punches to the temple.
+Stupid backs up Yxhuggaren with a sweeping right to the jaw. Yxhuggaren doesn't notice.
+Stupid wakes up the fans with a right to the jaw. Yxhuggaren asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Yxhuggaren attempts a left to the ribs, but Stupid steps aside.
+Stupid lands a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs!! Yxhuggaren ignores it.
+Stupid slams Yxhuggaren with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Stupid staggers Yxhuggaren with a volley of loud punches to the chest. Yxhuggaren sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Stupid attacks with a series of punches to the face!!
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+Yxhuggaren pounds Stupid with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
+Yxhuggaren punches Stupid with a series of commanding punches to the head.
+Stupid wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful punches to the nose.
+Stupid fires a hard jab to the eye.
+Stupid grazes Yxhuggaren with a barrage of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Stupid hammers Yxhuggaren with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid annoys Yxhuggaren with a series of punches to the chin.
-Yxhuggaren probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Stupid hides behind his gloves.
+Yxhuggaren solidly lands a hard left to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 74 of 91 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 103 of 103 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 96-94


Yxhuggaren grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Yxhuggaren moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Yxhuggaren drills Stupid with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Stupid backs up Yxhuggaren with a stinging straight right to the face. Yxhuggaren seems wobbly!
+Yxhuggaren attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth. Stupid gets mad!
+Yxhuggaren wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Yxhuggaren shakes Stupid with a powerful straight right to the ribs.
+Stupid slams Yxhuggaren with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Yxhuggaren launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Stupid pops Yxhuggaren with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
-Yxhuggaren charges with a series of punches to the nose, but Stupid hides behind his gloves.
+Yxhuggaren scores with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Stupid pummels Yxhuggaren with a painful cross to the mouth. Yxhuggaren backpedals to his own corner.
+Yxhuggaren lands a series of punches to the nose.
+Yxhuggaren connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
+Yxhuggaren strikes with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Stupid grazes Yxhuggaren with a barrage of punches to the face. Yxhuggaren doesn't notice.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Stupid tags Yxhuggaren with a barrage of punches to the temple. Yxhuggaren doesn't notice.
+Stupid jars Yxhuggaren with a light straight right to the nose. Yxhuggaren covers up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Stupid jars Yxhuggaren with a commanding straight right to the stomach!
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-Yxhuggaren probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Stupid probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Yxhuggaren ties him up.
-Stupid lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Yxhuggaren scores with a volley of light punches to the temple.
+Stupid solidly lands a series of punches to the eye.
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+Yxhuggaren tosses a pair of painful punches to the chin.
-Stupid attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but Yxhuggaren steps aside and laughs.
-Yxhuggaren attacks with a series of punches to the face, but Stupid narrowly avoids it
+Stupid thumps Yxhuggaren with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid smashes Yxhuggaren with a pair of mean punches to the head.
+Stupid solidly lands a series of nice punches to the head.
-Yxhuggaren throws a volley of right punches to the head, but Stupid ties him up.
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+Stupid tattoos Yxhuggaren with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
+Stupid lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Yxhuggaren smacks Stupid with a glancing jab to the ribs.
+Stupid hits with a series of painful shots to the mouth. Yxhuggaren seems wobbly!
+Stupid strikes with a off balance left to the jaw.
+Stupid lands a commanding left to the chest.
+Yxhuggaren catches Stupid with a series of painful punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
+Stupid pummels Yxhuggaren with a commanding jab to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Yxhuggaren landed 65 of 83 punches, and George W. Stupid landed 80 of 96 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 106-103


Yxhuggaren grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Yxhuggaren throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Stupid comes out fighting.

+Yxhuggaren thumps Stupid with a vicious jab to the mouth!
Yxhuggaren lands a beautiful right smash to the jaw and Stupid goes down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stupid throws a pair of off balance blows to the eye. Yxhuggaren backpedals to his own corner.
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+Yxhuggaren clocks Stupid with a blow to the groin! The audience is howling!
-Yxhuggaren lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Stupid backs out of it.
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+Stupid clocks Yxhuggaren with a pair of mean punches to the face! Yxhuggaren laughs!
+Stupid catches Yxhuggaren with a volley of strong shots to the chin!!
Stupid lands a bone crushing left haymaker and Yxhuggaren is knocked down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
George W. Stupid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Yxhuggaren is slowing down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Stupid is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 2: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 3: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 6: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 7: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 8: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 9: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 10: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 11: George W. Stupid 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 2: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 3: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 6: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 7: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 8: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 9: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 10: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 11: George W. Stupid 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 2: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 3: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 4: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 5: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 6: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 7: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 8: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 9: Yxhuggaren 10-9
Round 10: George W. Stupid 10-9
Round 11: George W. Stupid 10-9

George W. Stupid wins by a knockout!


          

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