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(Strawweight) Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler defeated Willem van Hanegem by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Monday, September 03, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Willem van Hanegem!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Hanegem is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Hanegem hits with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
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-30-06 charges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Hanegem clocks 30-06 with a pair of solid punches to the chin!
+30-06 lands a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Hanegem hits with a pair of mean punches to the head! 30-06 falls against the ropes!
-30-06 paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Hanegem steps aside.
+Hanegem throws a barrage of punches to the stomach!
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-30-06 probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Hanegem staggers 30-06 with a pair of furious shots to the chin.
+Hanegem hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Hanegem whacks 30-06 with a pair of punches to the jaw. 30-06 doesn't notice.
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+Hanegem hits with a series of mean punches to the chest!!
+Hanegem wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Hanegem throws a pair of punches to the nose.
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-30-06 attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Hanegem tosses a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Hanegem strikes with a pair of hard punches to the jaw. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.
Hanegem tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+30-06 hits with a flurry of punches to the chest!!
+Hanegem belts 30-06 with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Hanegem drills 30-06 with a series of punches to the jaw. 30-06 doesn't seem bothered.
+Hanegem takes charge with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
Hanegem tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hanegem wakes up the fans with a commanding roundhouse to the chest!! 30-06 quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 29 punches, and Willem van Hanegem landed 77 of 77 punches.

Willem van Hanegem won the round 10-9

Willem van Hanegem is winning the fight 10-9


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hanegem doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Hanegem fights inside. (inside)

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-30-06 probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Hanegem tosses a series of shots to the ribs.
+Hanegem fires a barrage of punches to the chest. 30-06 covers up.
+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a volley of glancing blows to the stomach.
+30-06 scores with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
30-06 lands a ferocious left blow to the temple and Hanegem bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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SIX
Hanegem struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Hanegem thumps 30-06 with a left to the solar plexus.
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+Hanegem pummels 30-06 with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs.
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+Hanegem lands a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Hanegem annoys 30-06 with a hook to the stomach!
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+30-06 hits with a volley of blows to the ribs. Hanegem is hurt!
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+Hanegem wakes up the fans with a volley of painful blows to the solar plexus.
+Hanegem fires a flurry of mean shots to the stomach. 30-06 grimaces in pain.
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-30-06 tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but Hanegem narrowly avoids it
+30-06 tosses a flurry of off balance blows to the stomach.
+30-06 grazes Hanegem with a barrage of light punches to the stomach!!
+30-06 jolts Hanegem with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach!!
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The fighters study each other.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 33 of 41 punches, and Willem van Hanegem landed 42 of 46 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-8

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 19-18


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hanegem is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Hanegem is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-30-06 lashes out with a right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-30-06 attempts a uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.
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+30-06 grazes Hanegem with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hanegem hits with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
+Hanegem lands a flurry of punches to the chest!
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+Hanegem hits with a heavy cross to the chin. 30-06 quickly recovers.
+Hanegem fires a series of shots to the face.
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+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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+Hanegem lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Hanegem wallops 30-06 with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
-30-06 attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+30-06 wallops Hanegem with a barrage of painful punches to the chest! Hanegem is hurt!
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+Hanegem whacks 30-06 with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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+30-06 fires a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
-30-06 attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Hanegem nails 30-06 with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
+Hanegem slams 30-06 with a jab to the chest.
+Hanegem tattoos 30-06 with a pair of solid punches to the chin.
+30-06 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
+Hanegem nails 30-06 with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
+Hanegem throws a left to the head! 30-06 grimaces in pain.
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+Hanegem grazes 30-06 with a glancing straight right to the solar plexus. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 22 of 37 punches, and Willem van Hanegem landed 78 of 85 punches.

Willem van Hanegem won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hanegem is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Hanegem is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-30-06 tries to land a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Hanegem attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs!
+Hanegem takes charge with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Hanegem attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the nose!!
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+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a series of painful punches to the mouth!
+Hanegem jolts 30-06 with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Hanegem pops 30-06 with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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+Hanegem smacks 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hanegem hits with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
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+30-06 attacks with a series of wild blows to the ribs.
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+Hanegem connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Hanegem hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-30-06 launches a cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+30-06 punches Hanegem with a glancing hook to the ribs. Hanegem seems wobbly!
-30-06 attempts a left straight right to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Hanegem belts 30-06 with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Hanegem lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Hanegem shakes 30-06 with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
+Hanegem drills 30-06 with a volley of vicious punches to the eye. 30-06 seems wobbly!
+30-06 fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Hanegem beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hanegem tosses a pair of painful punches to the head! 30-06 grimaces in pain.
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+30-06 takes charge with a series of shots to the chest. Hanegem hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hanegem annoys 30-06 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 21 of 37 punches, and Willem van Hanegem landed 74 of 74 punches.

Willem van Hanegem won the round 10-9

Willem van Hanegem is winning the fight 38-37


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hanegem collapses limply onto his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

30-06 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hanegem fights inside. (inside)

+30-06 fires a mean hook to the head.
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+30-06 whacks Hanegem with a barrage of strong shots to the eye!
30-06 lands a beautiful right hook and Hanegem's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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EIGHT

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TEN
He's Out!
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hanegem can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Willem van Hanegem 10-9
Round 2: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 3: Willem van Hanegem 10-9
Round 4: Willem van Hanegem 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Willem van Hanegem 10-9
Round 2: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 3: Willem van Hanegem 10-9
Round 4: Willem van Hanegem 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Willem van Hanegem 10-9
Round 2: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 3: Willem van Hanegem 10-9
Round 4: Willem van Hanegem 10-9

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!