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(Light-Heavyweight) Apokalypse defeated Dickhead by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Friday, August 31, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 170 pounds (77 kilograms) is Dickhead!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Apokalypse!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Dickhead throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Apokalypse lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Dickhead ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead throws a series of left blows to the chest, but Apokalypse beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse ducks.
+Dickhead jars Apokalypse with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Apokalypse fires a volley of blows to the ribs, but Dickhead ties him up.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Apokalypse probes with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Apokalypse hits with Dickhead with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dickhead staggers Apokalypse with a series of strong blows to the solar plexus. Apokalypse doesn't notice.
-Dickhead throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but Apokalypse ducks just in time.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dickhead tags Apokalypse with a flurry of strong shots to the solar plexus. Apokalypse gets mad!
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+Dickhead lands a barrage of commanding blows to the chest.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Apokalypse charges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Dickhead tattoos Apokalypse with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Dickhead wallops Apokalypse with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead pounds Apokalypse with a pair of heavy blows to the chest.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dickhead lashes out with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead launches a series of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead paws a straight right to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse deftly avoits it.
+Dickhead belts Apokalypse with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dickhead catches Apokalypse with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Apokalypse is hurt!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 59 of 141 punches, and Apokalypse landed 3 of 21 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9


Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apokalypse doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Apokalypse tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Dickhead steps aside.
-Dickhead charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but Apokalypse stays away from it.
+Dickhead catches Apokalypse with a volley of hard shots to the stomach.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dickhead charges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Dickhead hits Apokalypse with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dickhead lashes out with a right left to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dickhead hits with a pair of blows to the chest!
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-Dickhead fires a jab to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse narrowly avoids it
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-Dickhead charges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Apokalypse narrowly avoids it
+Dickhead hurts Apokalypse with a barrage of shots to the ribs! Apokalypse falls against the ropes!
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead pummels Apokalypse with a series of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Apokalypse probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dickhead throws a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Apokalypse is hurt!
-Dickhead tries a jab to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
+Dickhead belts Apokalypse with a flurry of stinging shots to the solar plexus! Apokalypse ignores it.
+Dickhead tags Apokalypse with a stiff left to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead hits with a nasty uppercut to the stomach.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dickhead pummels Apokalypse with a stinging uppercut to the ribs.
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-Apokalypse probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but falls short.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Apokalypse attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dickhead hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 48 of 159 punches, and Apokalypse landed 4 of 25 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18


Dickhead is obviously tired.

Apokalypse doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse fights inside. (inside)

-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
-Dickhead attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead attempts a right to the chest, but Apokalypse blocks.
-Dickhead paws a uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Dickhead smashes Apokalypse with a loud jab to the ribs.
+Dickhead whacks Apokalypse with a off balance sweeping right to the ribs.
+Dickhead attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Apokalypse falls against the ropes!
+Dickhead throws a flurry of mean blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Apokalypse quickly backs away.
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-Dickhead fires a series of punches to the chest, but Apokalypse stays away from it.
+Apokalypse thumps Dickhead with a left to the temple. Dickhead asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dickhead hits Apokalypse with a pair of powerful shots to the chest.
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+Dickhead hits with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Dickhead charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dickhead attempts a cross to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead fires a series of punches to the chest, but Apokalypse steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the chest. Apokalypse asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Apokalypse probes with a barrage of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Apokalypse blocks.
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-Apokalypse probes with a series of blows to the head, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Apokalypse steps aside and laughs.
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-Dickhead attacks with a right right to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Apokalypse tries a series of right blows to the chin, but only hits air.
-Apokalypse lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Apokalypse deftly avoits it.
-Apokalypse tries a left right to the eye, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse stays away from it.
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-Apokalypse throws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Dickhead ties him up.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left shots to the chest, but Apokalypse ducks just in time.
-Dickhead launches a pair of blows to the stomach, but Apokalypse hides behind his gloves.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 35 of 143 punches, and Apokalypse landed 5 of 31 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27


Dickhead looks exhausted.

Apokalypse doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse fights inside. (inside)

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+Apokalypse stuns Dickhead with a volley of off balance blows to the jaw.
+Dickhead attacks with a nice hook to the ribs.
-Apokalypse probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
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+Dickhead hammers Apokalypse with a wild jab to the ribs.
-Dickhead probes with a left to the stomach, but Apokalypse steps aside.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
+Dickhead punches Apokalypse with a pair of blows to the stomach.
-Apokalypse fires a pair of left blows to the chin, but Dickhead escapes.
-Apokalypse tries to land a series of right shots to the face, but Dickhead deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dickhead attacks with a series of nice punches to the chest.
+Dickhead tosses a volley of quick punches to the ribs! Apokalypse sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Apokalypse fires a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
Apokalypse lands a bone crushing uppercut and Dickhead's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dickhead probes with a left uppercut to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead fires a pair of shots to the chest, but Apokalypse steps aside.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Dickhead throws a series of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
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-Apokalypse tries to land a right left to the head, but misses completely.
-Apokalypse launches a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Dickhead steps aside.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Apokalypse ties him up.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of commanding punches to the chest. Apokalypse beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead tries a volley of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Apokalypse hides behind his gloves.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dickhead hurts Apokalypse with a series of vicious shots to the ribs.
+Apokalypse punches Dickhead with a flurry of heavy shots to the face!!
Apokalypse lands a vicious left haymaker and Dickhead goes over backwards!!

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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dickhead launches a volley of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Dickhead jolts Apokalypse with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 27 of 140 punches, and Apokalypse landed 8 of 32 punches.

Apokalypse won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer.

Apokalypse doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Dickhead attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Apokalypse leaps aside.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but Apokalypse steps aside.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Dickhead tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
+Apokalypse hits Dickhead with a series of punches to the jaw! Dickhead sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Apokalypse lands a slow motion right punch in the nose and Dickhead falls senseless!!

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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Apokalypse leaps aside.
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-Dickhead launches a sweeping right to the stomach, but Apokalypse ties him up.
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-Dickhead tries a jab to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Apokalypse backs out of it.
-Apokalypse probes with a series of right roundhouses to the face, but Dickhead blocks.
+Apokalypse jolts Dickhead with a flurry of hooks to the jaw. Dickhead ignores it.
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-Apokalypse fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but Dickhead blocks.
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-Dickhead tries to land a volley of right shots to the chest, but Apokalypse steps aside.
-Dickhead tries a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse deftly avoits it.
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+Dickhead annoys Apokalypse with a barrage of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead launches a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead probes with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse escapes.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of right punches to the chest, but Apokalypse narrowly avoids it
+Apokalypse tosses a flurry of roundhouses to the face!!
Apokalypse lands a quick hook and Dickhead's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Apokalypse wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

Apokalypse doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Apokalypse 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Apokalypse 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Apokalypse 10-7

Apokalypse wins by a knockout!