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(Strawweight) J J Jackhammer Jones defeated goober by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.

Match Monday, August 27, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is J J Jackhammer Jones!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is goober!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

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-Goober attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Jones jars Goober with a series of quick shots to the jaw.
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+Goober lands a pair of loud shots to the eye!!
-Goober probes with a volley of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Goober hits Jones with a barrage of mean blows to the ribs. Jones grimaces in pain.
-Goober throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Goober wakes up the fans with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
+Goober tags Jones with a furious hook to the nose! Jones ignores it.
-Goober charges with a series of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Goober throws a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Jones covers himself well.
-Goober throws a volley of blows to the chin, but Jones narrowly avoids it
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-Goober paws a uppercut to the chin, but misses.
+Goober throws a barrage of quick blows to the eye.
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-Goober charges with a left to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Goober launches a flurry of blows to the face, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
-Goober paws a left jab to the jaw, but Jones blocks.
+Goober drills Jones with a volley of wild punches to the face.
+Goober wallops Jones with a barrage of quick blows to the temple. Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Goober throws a volley of blows to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Goober solidly lands a flurry of glancing blows to the temple.
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-Goober attempts a volley of shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Goober stuns Jones with a volley of nasty blows to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 9 punches, and goober landed 63 of 109 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 10-9


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

-Goober tries a pair of left shots to the head, but Jones stays away from it.
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-Goober charges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Jones ducks just in time.
+Goober hits with a uppercut to the head.
+Goober drills Jones with a volley of glancing blows to the chin.
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-Goober lunges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Jones ducks just in time.
-Goober lashes out with a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Jones quickly backs away.
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-Goober throws a barrage of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Goober pops Jones with a barrage of heavy shots to the chest.
+Goober fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Goober launches a flurry of left blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Goober nails Jones with a barrage of wild shots to the solar plexus!!
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-Goober fires a right jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Goober punches Jones with a straight right to the face.
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+Goober stuns Jones with a flurry of shots to the chin.
-Goober charges with a series of right shots to the nose, but fails to score.
+Goober connects with a flurry of mean punches to the face. Jones sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Jones tags Goober with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
-Goober throws a series of right blows to the head, but goes wide.
+Goober slams Jones with a barrage of vicious blows to the temple.
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-Goober lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the head, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
+Goober jolts Jones with a flurry of loud shots to the eye.
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+Goober belts Jones with a flurry of nasty blows to the temple. Jones covers up.
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-Goober lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but Jones covers himself well.
-Goober throws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Goober lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Jones leaps aside.
-Goober throws a jab to the chin, but Jones narrowly avoids it
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-Goober lashes out with a right uppercut to the mouth, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and goober landed 50 of 114 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 20-18


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

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+Goober connects with a volley of stinging punches to the eye. Jones gets mad!
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-Goober charges with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Goober charges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
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+Goober hits with a flurry of furious blows to the mouth.
+Goober stuns Jones with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs. Jones covers up.
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-Goober charges with a sweeping right to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Goober throws a volley of blows to the head, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
+Goober throws a barrage of loud shots to the solar plexus. Jones doesn't seem bothered.
+Jones fires a flurry of strong blows to the solar plexus.
+Goober fires a loud sweeping right to the temple!
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-Goober launches a series of blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Goober probes with a right straight right to the temple, but falls short.
-Goober attempts a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Goober tags Jones with a barrage of shots to the mouth!
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-Goober tries to land a barrage of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Goober wakes up the fans with a volley of light blows to the solar plexus.
-Goober charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Jones deftly avoits it.
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-Goober probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Goober lunges with a volley of blows to the temple, but Jones takes it in the forearms.
-Goober attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
-Goober attempts a left right to the stomach, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
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-Goober probes with a series of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
+Goober hits Jones with a wild hook to the face.
-Goober tries a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and goober landed 47 of 122 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 30-27


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

-Goober attempts a pair of shots to the head, but Jones takes it in the forearms.
-Goober lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Jones deftly avoits it.
-Goober attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Goober lands a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Goober connects with a roundhouse to the head.
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-Goober throws a flurry of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Goober attempts a flurry of left blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Goober scores with a solid sweeping right to the solar plexus!
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-Goober launches a volley of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Goober hits with a series of solid blows to the ribs. Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Goober attacks with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Jones stays away from it.
-Goober paws a volley of right shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Goober throws a right roundhouse to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Goober tags Jones with a flurry of stinging shots to the face.
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-Goober lunges with a pair of shots to the nose, but misses completely.
+Goober pounds Jones with a volley of punches to the ribs!
+Goober throws a pair of strong shots to the stomach.
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+Jones hits Goober with a barrage of loud blows to the chin!
-Goober charges with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Goober charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Goober tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
+Goober wakes up the fans with a barrage of commanding blows to the face.
-Goober attempts a series of shots to the temple, but Jones escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and goober landed 39 of 118 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 40-36


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

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-Goober charges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Goober drills Jones with a barrage of off balance shots to the head.
-Goober lunges with a right jab to the ribs, but Jones deftly avoits it.
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+Goober solidly lands a flurry of vicious shots to the face.
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-Goober paws a series of blows to the chest, but Jones stays away from it.
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-Goober attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Jones ducks just in time.
-Goober tries a series of punches to the mouth, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Goober probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Jones covers himself well.
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-Goober tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Goober throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses.
-Goober attempts a series of blows to the face, but Jones steps aside.
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+Goober tosses a flurry of shots to the mouth. Jones covers up.
-Goober charges with a pair of left shots to the chin, but to no avail.
+Goober nails Jones with a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
-Goober paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
+Goober punches Jones with a volley of shots to the face. Jones falls against the ropes!
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-Goober tries to land a right to the chest, but Jones ducks.
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-Goober tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Goober lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Jones wallops Goober with a volley of shots to the jaw. Goober retreats to the far corner.
-Goober throws a right roundhouse to the chin, but only hits air.
-Goober charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Goober hits with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Jones ignores it.
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-Goober tries a straight right to the head, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

J J Jackhammer Jones landed 9 of 9 punches, and goober landed 32 of 121 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 50-45


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

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-Goober tries a jab to the head, but Jones quickly backs away.
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+Goober slams Jones with a left to the temple!!
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-Goober launches a right left to the jaw, but Jones escapes.
+Goober tags Jones with a flurry of painful blows to the jaw.
-Goober paws a flurry of left shots to the face, but Jones leaps aside.
-Goober tries a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Jones blocks.
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+Jones shakes Goober with a volley of loud shots to the ribs.
-Goober charges with a barrage of shots to the face, but Jones ducks just in time.
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-Goober tries to land a volley of right blows to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Goober tries a pair of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Goober probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Jones steps aside.
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+Goober tosses a pair of stinging shots to the face.
-Goober fires a series of shots to the stomach, but Jones narrowly avoids it
-Goober fires a volley of left shots to the chest, but Jones deftly avoits it.
-Goober throws a series of blows to the jaw, but Jones takes it in the forearms.
-Goober probes with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but falls short.
+Goober tattoos Jones with a volley of quick blows to the mouth!!
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-Goober tries a left cross to the head, but he's too slow.
-Goober throws a left jab to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Goober lashes out with a volley of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
+Jones fires a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Goober pounds Jones with a barrage of commanding shots to the nose.
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-Goober fires a series of left shots to the chest, but Jones stays away from it.
-Goober paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Jones backs out of it.
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-Goober charges with a cross to the nose, but misses.
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-Goober probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Jones narrowly avoids it
-Goober charges with a series of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Goober connects with a nice cross to the chest.

BELL

According to the commentator:

J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and goober landed 29 of 114 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 60-54


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 7

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

-Goober launches a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Jones backs out of it.
-Goober tries to land a series of right shots to the temple, but Jones takes it in the forearms.
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-Goober attempts a hook to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Goober paws a volley of right shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Goober paws a volley of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Goober lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Goober paws a right sweeping right to the ribs, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober probes with a roundhouse to the head, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
-Goober attempts a right jab to the face, but misses completely.
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-Goober tries to land a series of blows to the ribs, but Jones ducks.
+Jones attacks with a series of light shots to the eye.
-Goober launches a volley of right blows to the eye, but Jones covers himself well.
-Goober probes with a series of blows to the eye, but to no avail.
+Goober tosses a volley of commanding blows to the face.
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-Goober throws a series of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Goober lashes out with a series of shots to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Goober fires a series of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Goober tosses a volley of blows to the face. Jones doesn't seem bothered.
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-Goober attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jones covers himself well.
+Goober stuns Jones with a volley of blows to the nose.
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+Goober shakes Jones with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Goober whacks Jones with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
-Goober fires a series of right blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Goober fires a flurry of right shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Goober throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Jones ties him up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and goober landed 23 of 123 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 70-63


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 8

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

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-Goober charges with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Goober probes with a series of left shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Goober attempts a flurry of shots to the nose, but falls short.
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-Goober probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Jones connects with a series of quick blows to the chest. Goober seems wobbly!
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-Goober fires a volley of right shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Goober attacks with a volley of left blows to the eye, but Jones narrowly avoids it
-Goober attacks with a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Goober lashes out with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Goober launches a volley of punches to the face, but Jones narrowly avoids it
-Goober probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Jones escapes.
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+Goober pops Jones with a volley of blows to the ribs.
-Goober attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Jones blocks.
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-Goober throws a pair of shots to the temple, but Jones narrowly avoids it
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-Goober attempts a right roundhouse to the chin, but Jones blocks.
-Goober paws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Goober charges with a series of right blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Goober throws a volley of punches to the chin, but Jones covers himself well.
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-Goober probes with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Jones narrowly avoids it
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-Goober tries to land a flurry of shots to the face, but Jones narrowly avoids it
-Goober fires a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Goober lunges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Goober wallops Jones with a barrage of off balance shots to the head. Jones doesn't seem bothered.
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+Goober lands a sweeping right to the eye.
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-Goober tries a flurry of blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

J J Jackhammer Jones landed 7 of 9 punches, and goober landed 17 of 122 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 80-72


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 9

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

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-Goober charges with a roundhouse to the face, but Jones stays away from it.
+Goober smacks Jones with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-Goober tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
-Goober attacks with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Goober probes with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Jones covers himself well.
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-Goober throws a right cross to the nose, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
-Goober launches a volley of left blows to the temple, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
-Goober attempts a flurry of right shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Goober pokes Jones with a barrage of shots to the nose. Jones grimaces in pain.
-Goober attempts a right cross to the stomach, but Jones escapes.
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-Goober probes with a volley of left shots to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Goober throws a barrage of right blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Goober throws a pair of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Jones hits with a volley of shots to the head. Goober hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Goober lashes out with a volley of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Goober lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Jones backs out of it.
-Goober throws a pair of shots to the face, but misses completely.
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-Goober probes with a volley of shots to the jaw, but misses.
-Goober lunges with a pair of shots to the nose, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches, and goober landed 14 of 116 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 90-81


Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 10

Jones covers up.
Goober comes out flailing.

-Goober attacks with a barrage of shots to the face, but Jones leaps aside.
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-Goober charges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Jones quickly backs away.
+Jones stuns Goober with a series of shots to the mouth. Goober hangs on until the referee breaks them up. Jones strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Goober's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
J J Jackhammer Jones wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!

Goober can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: goober 10-9
Round 5: goober 10-9
Round 6: goober 10-9
Round 7: goober 10-9
Round 8: goober 10-9
Round 9: goober 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: goober 10-9
Round 5: goober 10-9
Round 6: goober 10-9
Round 7: goober 10-9
Round 8: goober 10-9
Round 9: goober 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: goober 10-9
Round 5: goober 10-9
Round 6: goober 10-9
Round 7: goober 10-9
Round 8: goober 10-9
Round 9: goober 10-9

J J Jackhammer Jones wins by a technical knockout!