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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Fists by unanimous decision: 40-37, 40-36, 40-37.

Match Wednesday, August 22, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 269 pounds (122 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Fists!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Fists backpedals and jabs.

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+Fists connects with a flurry of heavy blows to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Fists with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Fists tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Fists pummels Coffeeguzzler with a vicious hook to the eye.
-Fists tries a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a right cross to the nose, but Fists deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Fists with a glancing right to the nose. Fists laughs!
+Fists hammers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Fists with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 31 punches, and Fists landed 20 of 33 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Fists doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Fists is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Fists beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but Fists escapes.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but Fists ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Fists with a series of punches to the head. Fists sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of punches to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 33 punches, and Fists landed 4 of 8 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Fists doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Fists stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the mouth. Fists beats a hasty retreat.
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-Fists throws a right cross to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Fists with a flurry of mean punches to the head. Fists seems wobbly!
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+Fists hammers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
-Fists probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the face. Fists quickly recovers.
+Fists attacks with a pair of light punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Fists attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 30 punches, and Fists landed 16 of 31 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Fists doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Fists stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Fists paws a series of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a jab to the eye, but Fists ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Fists with a series of commanding punches to the chin.
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-Fists probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but misses.
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+Fists solidly lands a series of shots to the head.
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-Fists attempts a volley of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Fists whacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Fists with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!! Fists sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Fists with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a pair of punches to the temple, but Fists ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 31 punches, and Fists landed 15 of 31 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

Fists doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-37


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-37

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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