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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Joe Don Stunner by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, August 18, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is Joe Don Stunner!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Stunner flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Stunner fires a barrage of light blows to the mouth.
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-Stunner probes with a hook to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Stunner with a jab to the jaw.
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+Stunner stuns Coffeeguzzler with a heavy cross to the face.
+Stunner belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light blows to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of vicious punches to the nose!! Stunner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Stunner attempts a volley of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Stunner punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chin.
+Stunner solidly lands a pair of vicious blows to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a nasty jab to the jaw.
+Stunner pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of heavy shots to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Stunner with a barrage of punches to the eye.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Stunner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stunner whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud shots to the nose.
+Stunner throws a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+Stunner rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Stunner hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stunner throws a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Stunner pounds Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of hard shots to the temple. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stunner annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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-Stunner attacks with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Stunner tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the chin.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Stunner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Stunner hangs on until the referee separates them.

+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-Stunner attacks with a left right to the mouth, but fails to score.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Don Stunner landed 67 of 92 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 31 punches.

Joe Don Stunner won the round 10-9

Joe Don Stunner is winning the fight 10-9


Stunner doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stunner grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Stunner paws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Stunner with a volley of punches to the chin. Stunner shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Stunner with a pair of painful punches to the eye. Stunner covers up.
+Stunner throws a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Stunner with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the temple.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Stunner hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Stunner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Stunner with a barrage of hard punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of loud blows to the jaw.
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+Stunner belts Coffeeguzzler with a series of shots to the chest.
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+Stunner takes charge with a barrage of blows to the chest. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Don Stunner landed 15 of 30 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 30 of 31 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Stunner doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 3

Stunner throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Stunner hits with a series of nice punches to the face! Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Stunner with a flurry of punches to the head!
Coffeeguzzler lands a blood spattering left cross to the jaw and Stunner staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stunner is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Don Stunner 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Don Stunner 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Don Stunner 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!


          

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