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(Toughman) mma ring girl and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler fought to a unanimous decision draw: 38-38, 38-38, 38-38.

Match Saturday, August 04, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is mma ring girl!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Mma Ring Girl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of right shots to the chin, but Mma Ring Girl covers himself well.
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+Mma Ring Girl solidly lands Coffeeguzzler with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Mma Ring Girl charges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Mma Ring Girl throws a flurry of furious punches to the head.
Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Mma Ring Girl with a series of strong blows to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Mma Ring Girl with a pair of blows to the ribs!! Mma Ring Girl seems wobbly!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a series of left blows to the eye, but Mma Ring Girl steps aside and laughs.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of left shots to the eye, but Mma Ring Girl leaps aside.
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+Mma Ring Girl punches Coffeeguzzler with a off balance cross to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Mma Ring Girl rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Mma Ring Girl leaps aside.
Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Mma Ring Girl steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Mma Ring Girl with a series of light blows to the nose. Mma Ring Girl gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

mma ring girl landed 19 of 24 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 27 of 76 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Mma Ring Girl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mma Ring Girl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Mma Ring Girl with a series of blows to the chest. Mma Ring Girl beats a hasty retreat.
-Mma Ring Girl lunges with a straight right to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Mma Ring Girl backs out of it.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of off balance shots to the mouth!
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left blows to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of right shots to the nose, but Mma Ring Girl hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Mma Ring Girl with a barrage of wild shots to the stomach. Mma Ring Girl backpedals to his own corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of shots to the nose, but Mma Ring Girl quickly backs away.
Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mma Ring Girl tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Mma Ring Girl smashes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of right shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Mma Ring Girl belts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

mma ring girl landed 18 of 25 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 23 of 83 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Mma Ring Girl doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Mma Ring Girl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Mma Ring Girl connects with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Mma Ring Girl rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Mma Ring Girl catches Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Mma Ring Girl lands a series of quick blows to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mma Ring Girl annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of right blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Mma Ring Girl tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Mma Ring Girl with a pair of loud punches to the chest. Mma Ring Girl quickly recovers.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of right punches to the eye, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a left uppercut to the head, but Mma Ring Girl steps aside.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of shots to the jaw, but Mma Ring Girl escapes.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Mma Ring Girl quickly backs away.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Mma Ring Girl with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a left uppercut to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Mma Ring Girl hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a right jab to the stomach, but misses.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Mma Ring Girl hides behind his gloves.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a roundhouse to the eye, but Mma Ring Girl covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Mma Ring Girl with a volley of nice punches to the chin. Mma Ring Girl gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

mma ring girl landed 38 of 40 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 81 punches.

mma ring girl won the round 10-9

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28


Mma Ring Girl doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Mma Ring Girl is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of left blows to the head, but misses completely.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Mma Ring Girl ducks.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Mma Ring Girl steps aside and laughs.
Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Mma Ring Girl fires a stinging straight right to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Mma Ring Girl with a volley of nice shots to the jaw. Mma Ring Girl doesn't seem bothered.
+Mma Ring Girl fires a volley of quick punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a solid jab to the ribs.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mma Ring Girl lands a volley of vicious punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Mma Ring Girl steps aside.
+Mma Ring Girl lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Mma Ring Girl narrowly avoids it
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but Mma Ring Girl escapes.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of blows to the mouth, but Mma Ring Girl ducks.
+Mma Ring Girl takes charge with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of punches to the chest, but Mma Ring Girl narrowly avoids it
+Mma Ring Girl backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+Mma Ring Girl fires a stinging straight right to the stomach!!
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of wild blows to the jaw.
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Mma Ring Girl tries to attack, but Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mma Ring Girl punches Coffeeguzzler with a uppercut to the eye. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

mma ring girl landed 39 of 39 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 79 punches.

mma ring girl won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Mma Ring Girl doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: mma ring girl 10-9
Round 4: mma ring girl 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: mma ring girl 10-9
Round 4: mma ring girl 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: mma ring girl 10-9
Round 4: mma ring girl 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!

          

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