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(Welterweight) Chris Turk defeated Folger Man Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Sunday, July 29, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Chris Turk!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Folger Man Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Chris throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Chris with a flurry of punches to the face! Chris backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Chris with a straight right to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Chris with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus!
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+Chris pounds Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud hooks to the eye.
-Chris lashes out with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Chris with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
+Chris pops Coffeeguzzler with a series of hooks to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Chris with a series of mean punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Chris with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Chris belts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap crosses to the eye.
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-Chris probes with a flurry of roundhouses to the head, but he's too slow.
+Chris fires a volley of wild roundhouses to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Turk landed 18 of 31 punches, and Folger Man Coffeeguzzler landed 61 of 61 punches.

Folger Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Folger Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Chris doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Chris throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Coffeeguzzler nails Chris with a volley of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Chris with a barrage of stinging blows to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Chris retreats to the far corner.
-Chris attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Chris with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
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-Chris probes with a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Chris with a straight right to the temple. Chris sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Chris with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Chris with a flurry of light punches to the face!!
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Chris with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Chris drills Coffeeguzzler with a series of shots to the temple! Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+Chris shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging roundhouses to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a heavy right to the temple. Chris sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Chris hits with a roundhouse to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Turk landed 19 of 34 punches, and Folger Man Coffeeguzzler landed 62 of 64 punches.

Folger Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Folger Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Chris doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Chris clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.

+Chris pummels Coffeeguzzler with a uppercut to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of heavy punches to the chin. Chris asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Chris with a flurry of light punches to the head. Chris falls against the ropes!
+Chris pokes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of hard blows to the head.
-Chris lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Chris attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses.
+Chris grazes Coffeeguzzler with a mean cross to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Chris with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Chris tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of strong shots to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Chris with a series of punches to the nose.
-Chris charges with a series of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Chris lunges with a right uppercut to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Chris attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Chris clocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of shots to the mouth.
-Chris charges with a left hook to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Chris with a series of nasty punches to the mouth. Chris sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Chris lashes out with a series of shots to the head, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
+Chris strikes with a volley of strong blows to the eye.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Chris hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Chris quickly backs away.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Chris with a volley of quick punches to the head!!
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of wild punches to the head.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Chris hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Chris backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stinging shots to the mouth!
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Chris hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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-Chris tries a volley of right blows to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Chris with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
-Chris throws a volley of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a jab to the chin.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Chris hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Chris hangs on until the referee separates them.

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Chris hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Chris with a flurry of punches to the face!
+Coffeeguzzler nails Chris with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Turk landed 47 of 76 punches, and Folger Man Coffeeguzzler landed 47 of 66 punches.

Folger Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Folger Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Chris doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Chris throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Chris with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of nice blows to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Chris with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Chris nails Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of crosses to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a stiff roundhouse to the nose. Chris quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Chris with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Chris with a series of nice punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Chris with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of stinging roundhouses to the solar plexus!
+Coffeeguzzler nails Chris with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Chris with a barrage of crosses to the head.
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+Chris hits with a barrage of solid shots to the face.
Chris lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler falls senseless!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Chris with a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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+Chris slams Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff blows to the mouth.
+Chris fires a barrage of strong blows to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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-Chris charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Chris with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth!!
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-Chris tries a flurry of left shots to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Turk landed 20 of 32 punches, and Folger Man Coffeeguzzler landed 72 of 72 punches.

Chris Turk won the round 10-8

Folger Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 38-37


Chris doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Chris throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler belts Chris with a left to the eye.
+Chris suprises Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of roundhouses to the face. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Chris with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Chris with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Chris tosses a barrage of strong shots to the temple! Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Chris with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Chris with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Chris catches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of off balance roundhouses to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a straight right to the eye.
+Chris wallops Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the nose!
Chris lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a right to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a mean jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Chris with a volley of strong shots to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of powerful shots to the face.
+Chris tosses a pair of stinging crosses to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw.
+Chris fires a barrage of commanding uppercuts to the eye.
Chris lands a decisive right uppercut and Coffeeguzzler's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Chris tosses a pair of off balance punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of solid punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Chris with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. Chris retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the head. Chris sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Chris with a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Chris sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Chris with a series of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a right to the head. Chris gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler tags Chris with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Chris with a volley of mean punches to the eye. Chris gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Chris Turk landed 29 of 33 punches, and Folger Man Coffeeguzzler landed 96 of 98 punches.

Chris Turk won the round 10-7

Chris Turk is winning the fight 47-45


Chris doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

Chris throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler hits Chris with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Chris with a pair of solid punches to the chest! Chris shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Chris with a hard left to the head!! Chris covers up.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Chris with a pair of punches to the temple. Chris grimaces in pain.
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+Chris staggers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of blows to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Chris lands a well placed left punch in the nose and Coffeeguzzler's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Chris Turk wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Chris doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Folger Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Folger Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Chris Turk 10-9
Round 4: Chris Turk 10-8
Round 5: Chris Turk 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Folger Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Folger Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Chris Turk 10-9
Round 4: Chris Turk 10-8
Round 5: Chris Turk 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Folger Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Folger Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Folger Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Chris Turk 10-8
Round 5: Chris Turk 10-7

Chris Turk wins by a knockout!


          

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