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(Middleweight) Fuzzy Noodle defeated Von Hornswaggle by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Friday, July 20, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Von Hornswaggle!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fuzzy Noodle!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Hornswaggle attacks with a barrage of nasty shots to the eye.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle lunges with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hornswaggle suprises Noodle with a pair of furious punches to the mouth. Noodle doesn't notice.
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+Hornswaggle lashes out with a heavy roundhouse to the stomach.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hornswaggle shakes Noodle with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Hornswaggle wallops Noodle with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw!
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+Hornswaggle hits Noodle with a jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 30 of 30 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 4 of 16 punches.

Von Hornswaggle won the round 10-9

Von Hornswaggle is winning the fight 10-9


Hornswaggle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Hornswaggle clocks Noodle with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Hornswaggle strikes with a strong straight right to the stomach. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Noodle charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Hornswaggle throws a wild jab to the chin. Noodle falls against the ropes!
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Hornswaggle ties him up.
+Hornswaggle hits Noodle with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hornswaggle tattoos Noodle with a pair of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 29 of 29 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 4 of 16 punches.

Von Hornswaggle won the round 10-9

Von Hornswaggle is winning the fight 20-18


Hornswaggle doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hornswaggle annoys Noodle with a barrage of light punches to the nose!
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle lunges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Hornswaggle blocks.
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-Noodle lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 7 of 8 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 4 of 15 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Von Hornswaggle is winning the fight 29-28


Hornswaggle doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Hornswaggle takes charge with a flurry of heavy punches to the head! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Hornswaggle hammers Noodle with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Hornswaggle rocks Noodle with a pair of off balance punches to the head. Noodle quickly recovers.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hornswaggle pounds Noodle with a stiff straight right to the jaw.
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+Hornswaggle hits with a pair of shots to the face.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hornswaggle attacks with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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-Noodle probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 29 of 29 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 5 of 16 punches.

Von Hornswaggle won the round 10-9

Von Hornswaggle is winning the fight 39-37


Hornswaggle doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hornswaggle suprises Noodle with a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
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+Hornswaggle pounds Noodle with a flurry of mean blows to the chest!
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-Noodle lashes out with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Hornswaggle ducks just in time.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hornswaggle fires a pair of punches to the chin!
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+Hornswaggle strikes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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-Noodle throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Hornswaggle punches Noodle with a volley of light blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 32 of 33 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 4 of 16 punches.

Von Hornswaggle won the round 10-9

Von Hornswaggle is winning the fight 49-46


Hornswaggle doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Noodle punches Hornswaggle with a flurry of mean blows to the jaw.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle probes with a pair of left blows to the chin, but Hornswaggle takes it in the forearms.
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-Noodle fires a series of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Noodle tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Noodle throws a series of blows to the mouth, but Hornswaggle backs out of it.
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of solid shots to the jaw.
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+Hornswaggle lashes out with a painful uppercut to the nose.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle throws a pair of right blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Noodle paws a barrage of left blows to the face, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 6 of 8 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 14 of 37 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Von Hornswaggle is winning the fight 58-56


Hornswaggle doesn't even want to rest!

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Noodle probes with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Hornswaggle lands a jab to the face. Noodle doesn't notice.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle pokes Hornswaggle with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
-Noodle probes with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but goes wide.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hornswaggle tags Noodle with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hornswaggle fires a flurry of painful punches to the jaw. Noodle seems wobbly!
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-Noodle throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Hornswaggle attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Noodle smacks Hornswaggle with a flurry of shots to the nose.
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+Hornswaggle nails Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle attacks with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Hornswaggle tosses a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Noodle hurts Hornswaggle with a barrage of heavy shots to the temple. Hornswaggle falls against the ropes!
+Hornswaggle tags Noodle with a flurry of punches to the eye. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 22 of 31 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 14 of 39 punches.

Von Hornswaggle won the round 10-9

Von Hornswaggle is winning the fight 68-65


Hornswaggle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Noodle launches a barrage of blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Hornswaggle tries a series of right punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Hornswaggle pops Noodle with a stinging jab to the head.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle tries a straight right to the face, but Hornswaggle hides behind his gloves.
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+Noodle throws a solid hook to the jaw.
-Noodle paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
+Noodle jars Hornswaggle with a volley of shots to the head. Hornswaggle backpedals to his own corner.
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+Hornswaggle hammers Noodle with a painful right to the mouth. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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+Hornswaggle lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
-Noodle lunges with a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Hornswaggle stays away from it.
+Noodle suprises Hornswaggle with a volley of punches to the face. Hornswaggle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Hornswaggle attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Noodle probes with a right right to the eye, but Hornswaggle stays away from it.
+ The fighters trade shots to the jaw.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Hornswaggle backs out of it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 19 of 32 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 17 of 52 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Von Hornswaggle is winning the fight 77-75


Hornswaggle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle grazes Hornswaggle with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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-Noodle charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Noodle tosses a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
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-Noodle charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle whacks Hornswaggle with a powerful jab to the jaw.
-Noodle tries to land a barrage of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Noodle attempts a series of left shots to the jaw, but Hornswaggle ducks.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of left shots to the nose, but misses.
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-Noodle throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Hornswaggle ducks.
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-Noodle throws a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Hornswaggle blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 5 of 8 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 14 of 45 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Von Hornswaggle is winning the fight 86-85


Hornswaggle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

+Hornswaggle tosses a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hornswaggle fires a off balance straight right to the temple.
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-Noodle fires a series of right punches to the mouth, but Hornswaggle steps aside.
-Noodle attempts a right uppercut to the nose, but Hornswaggle backs out of it.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hornswaggle shakes Noodle with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle paws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
-Noodle paws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Hornswaggle escapes.
-Noodle attacks with a left hook to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Noodle launches a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
-Noodle tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Noodle attempts a pair of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle attacks with a powerful straight right to the nose.
-Noodle attempts a uppercut to the eye, but to no avail.
-Noodle throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Hornswaggle jars Noodle with a barrage of quick punches to the mouth.
+Noodle hits Hornswaggle with a series of loud shots to the jaw!! Hornswaggle beats a hasty retreat.
+Noodle pummels Hornswaggle with a series of blows to the chin.
-Noodle throws a left jab to the chest, but Hornswaggle escapes.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Noodle tags Hornswaggle with a series of quick shots to the temple. Hornswaggle is hurt!
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-Noodle probes with a volley of right blows to the chin, but fails to score.
+Noodle pops Hornswaggle with a barrage of blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 23 of 35 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 28 of 86 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Hornswaggle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

-Noodle tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but Hornswaggle steps aside and laughs.
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-Noodle lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Hornswaggle narrowly avoids it
+Noodle pokes Hornswaggle with a pair of powerful blows to the face.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle attacks with a left uppercut to the nose, but Hornswaggle leaps aside.
+Noodle punches Hornswaggle with a barrage of shots to the head. Hornswaggle grimaces in pain.
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-Noodle charges with a volley of shots to the mouth, but Hornswaggle narrowly avoids it
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle suprises Hornswaggle with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle fires a flurry of right punches to the head, but Hornswaggle narrowly avoids it
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-Noodle attempts a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Hornswaggle blocks.
+Hornswaggle whacks Noodle with a solid straight right to the ribs.
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-Noodle throws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Noodle launches a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Noodle tries a pair of left shots to the head, but loses his balance.
-Noodle throws a right uppercut to the eye, but Hornswaggle quickly backs away.
+Hornswaggle strikes with a volley of punches to the mouth!! Noodle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Hornswaggle deftly avoits it.
+Hornswaggle backs up Noodle with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
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+Hornswaggle throws a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Noodle annoys Hornswaggle with a straight right to the chest. Hornswaggle seems wobbly!
+Noodle fires a solid roundhouse to the chin.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Hornswaggle escapes.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Hornswaggle tags Noodle with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Noodle lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the face, but Hornswaggle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Hornswaggle lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Noodle narrowly avoids it

BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 24 of 29 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 25 of 87 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 105-104


Hornswaggle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Hornswaggle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Noodle flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

-Noodle throws a pair of blows to the chest, but Hornswaggle backs out of it.
-Noodle lunges with a volley of left blows to the eye, but Hornswaggle hides behind his gloves.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle tries a volley of punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Noodle charges with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Hornswaggle backs out of it.
+Hornswaggle tattoos Noodle with a flurry of glancing punches to the head!! Noodle quickly recovers.
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-Noodle attempts a hook to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Noodle attempts a left straight right to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Hornswaggle tosses a flurry of loud shots to the face.
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+Hornswaggle wallops Noodle with a furious uppercut to the temple.
+Noodle tosses a flurry of off balance blows to the nose.
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-Noodle tries to land a series of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Hornswaggle beats a hasty retreat.
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hornswaggle slams Noodle with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus! Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Noodle rocks Hornswaggle with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
-Noodle attacks with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Hornswaggle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Noodle fires a flurry of right shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Hornswaggle pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the chest.
+Hornswaggle backs up Noodle with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
Hornswaggle tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle slams Hornswaggle with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle backs up Hornswaggle with a series of wild blows to the head.
-Noodle charges with a pair of left shots to the jaw, but Hornswaggle blocks.
-Noodle paws a flurry of right shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Von Hornswaggle landed 23 of 31 punches, and Fuzzy Noodle landed 25 of 88 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 115-113


Hornswaggle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 2: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 5: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 7: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 8: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 9: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 10: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 11: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 12: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9

Total Score: Fuzzy Noodle 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 2: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 5: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 7: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 8: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 9: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 10: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 11: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 12: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9

Total Score: Fuzzy Noodle 115-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 2: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 5: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 7: Von Hornswaggle 10-9
Round 8: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 9: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 10: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 11: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 12: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9

Total Score: Fuzzy Noodle 115-113

Fuzzy Noodle wins by decision!


          

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