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(Toughman) Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler defeated Stephen "The Big Bang" Hawking by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, July 07, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 291 pounds (132 kilograms) is Stephen "The Big Bang" Hawking!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

The Big Bang grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Big Bang lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but The Big Bang hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Big Bang probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but misses.
+The Big Bang slams Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of nice shots to the solar plexus! Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler tags The Big Bang with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
Coffeeguzzler lands a resounding right cross to the jaw and The Big Bang hurtles to the canvas!!

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FIVE
The Big Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+The Big Bang nails Coffeeguzzler with a hard hook to the solar plexus.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but The Big Bang hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler hits The Big Bang with a flurry of blows to the chin.
Coffeeguzzler lands a well placed right blow to the temple and The Big Bang bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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SIX
The Big Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-The Big Bang throws a uppercut to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches The Big Bang with a barrage of blows to the temple. The Big Bang ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a nasty right to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts The Big Bang with a volley of strong punches to the eye. The Big Bang asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes The Big Bang with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags The Big Bang with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth. The Big Bang retreats to the far corner.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a left sweeping right to the mouth, but The Big Bang ducks.
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+The Big Bang suprises Coffeeguzzler with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Stephen "The Big Bang" Hawking landed 5 of 32 punches, and Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler landed 25 of 32 punches.

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-7

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-7


The Big Bang remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

The Big Bang grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Big Bang hits with a flurry of quick blows to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of strong punches to the chin.
Coffeeguzzler lands a decisive left blow to the head and The Big Bang goes over backwards!!

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FIVE

SIX
The Big Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but The Big Bang hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns The Big Bang with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but The Big Bang hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits The Big Bang with a volley of punches to the head.
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-The Big Bang throws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus. The Big Bang ignores it.
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-The Big Bang probes with a right cross to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks The Big Bang with a jab to the jaw!
Coffeeguzzler lands a powerful left hook and The Big Bang goes over backwards!!

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TWO

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FOUR

FIVE

SIX
The Big Bang struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
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-The Big Bang probes with a uppercut to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Big Bang with a series of off balance punches to the jaw!!
Coffeeguzzler lands a crashing right hook and The Big Bang's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Big Bang is slowing down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler 10-7

Toughing It Out Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!


          

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