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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Joe Don Stunner by disqualification in round 3.

Match Saturday, July 07, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 238 pounds (108 kilograms) is Joe Don Stunner!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 259 pounds (117 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Stunner grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler hits Stunner with a hard right to the eye. Stunner sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Stunner probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of painful punches to the head.
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-Stunner fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Stunner takes charge with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Stunner with a series of glancing shots to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Stunner with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
-Stunner probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Stunner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of strong shots to the chin!! Stunner sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Stunner throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
-Stunner probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Stunner hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Don Stunner landed 11 of 34 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 39 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Joe Don Stunner is winning the fight 38-35


Stunner doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stunner throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
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-Stunner launches a left shot to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Stunner with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Stunner with a series of strong shots to the head. Stunner sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Stunner solidly lands Coffeeguzzler with an illegal kidney punch! This is terrible!
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the temple. Stunner hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Stunner with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
+Stunner hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
Stunner lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Coffeeguzzler is knocked out of the ring!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
-Stunner probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Stunner with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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-Stunner lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Stunner lands a series of stinging uppercuts to the eye. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Stunner hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Stunner with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Stunner with a flurry of shots to the eye!
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+Stunner attacks with a pair of nice punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
Stunner lands a well placed blow to the head and Coffeeguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Stunner lunges with a barrage of crosses to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Stunner attacks with a cross to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Don Stunner landed 18 of 41 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 39 of 39 punches.

Joe Don Stunner won the round 10-7

Joe Don Stunner is winning the fight 48-42


Stunner doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Stunner throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of heavy hooks to the mouth. Stunner sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a series of strong punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a commanding straight right to the stomach. Stunner grimaces in pain.
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+Stunner fires a pair of commanding uppercuts to the face. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
Stunner lands a devestating right smash to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler falls senseless!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stunner punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud blows to the temple!
Stunner lands a terrific haymaker and Coffeeguzzler is knocked down!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Stunner hits with Coffeeguzzler with an illegal rabbit punch! WTF Coffeeguzzler is writhing in pain. The referee halts the bout!
WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Joe Don Stunner 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Joe Don Stunner 10-7


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Joe Don Stunner 10-7

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by a foul!


          

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