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(Lightweight) Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson defeated Get a job B.U.M by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Wednesday, July 04, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is Get a job B.U.M!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-The Admiral throws a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+The Admiral hits with a series of punches to the temple. Job B.u.m sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
The Admiral lands a resounding left hook and Job B.u.m is flattened!!

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Job B.u.m struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-The Admiral launches a pair of left blows to the face, but misses.
+The Admiral annoys Job B.u.m with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
+The Admiral fires a jab to the face.
The Admiral lands a ferocious hook and Job B.u.m collapses!!

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Job B.u.m struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Job B.u.m hits The Admiral with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Job B.u.m catches The Admiral with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
-The Admiral throws a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+The Admiral drills Job B.u.m with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw. Job B.u.m hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+The Admiral pops Job B.u.m with a barrage of powerful shots to the head.
+The Admiral hits Job B.u.m with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Job B.u.m smacks The Admiral with a barrage of strong combinations to the stomach.
+Job B.u.m jars The Admiral with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Admiral tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters study each other.
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-Job B.u.m throws a series of right punches to the chest, but The Admiral escapes.
+Job B.u.m stuns The Admiral with a barrage of punches to the ribs. The Admiral sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 17 of 23 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 20 of 41 punches.

Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson won the round 10-7

Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson is winning the fight 10-7


Job B.u.m doesn't even want to rest!

The Admiral doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Admiral lashes out with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Job B.u.m probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+The Admiral rocks Job B.u.m with a jab to the chest.
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+Job B.u.m clocks The Admiral with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Job B.u.m strikes with a pair of wild blows to the ribs. The Admiral covers up.
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-The Admiral charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but Job B.u.m steps aside and laughs.
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-The Admiral paws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Job B.u.m ties him up.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 16 of 24 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 15 of 31 punches.

Get a job B.U.M won the round 10-9

Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson is winning the fight 19-17


Job B.u.m remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Admiral grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Job B.u.m whacks The Admiral with a flurry of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-The Admiral tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but Job B.u.m takes it in the forearms.
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-Job B.u.m tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The Admiral stays away from it.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Admiral fires a flurry of nasty shots to the stomach.
Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Job B.u.m shakes The Admiral with a nice straight right to the solar plexus.
+The Admiral thumps Job B.u.m with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-The Admiral attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Job B.u.m covers himself well.
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-The Admiral attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 15 of 24 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 12 of 30 punches.

Get a job B.U.M won the round 10-9

Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson is winning the fight 28-27


Job B.u.m is obviously tired.

The Admiral is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Job B.u.m wakes up the fans with a wild jab to the chest.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Admiral fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but Job B.u.m takes it in the forearms.
+The Admiral pummels Job B.u.m with a volley of painful blows to the solar plexus. Job B.u.m ignores it.
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+Job B.u.m belts The Admiral with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach. The Admiral sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-The Admiral attempts a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Admiral wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
-The Admiral lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Admiral attempts a uppercut to the stomach, but Job B.u.m backs out of it.
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-Job B.u.m paws a series of right punches to the chest, but The Admiral deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 16 of 24 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 11 of 32 punches.

Get a job B.U.M won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Job B.u.m is obviously tired.

The Admiral is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Admiral attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Admiral launches a pair of shots to the ribs, but Job B.u.m narrowly avoids it
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-The Admiral lashes out with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Job B.u.m beats a hasty retreat.
-The Admiral launches a pair of left shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
+The Admiral catches Job B.u.m with a flurry of shots to the ribs!!
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+Job B.u.m hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-The Admiral probes with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Job B.u.m ducks.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Job B.u.m paws a left jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Job B.u.m fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 13 of 21 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 12 of 31 punches.

Get a job B.U.M won the round 10-9

Get a job B.U.M is winning the fight 47-46


Job B.u.m is slowing down.

The Admiral is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-The Admiral paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Job B.u.m stuns The Admiral with a volley of painful punches to the chest!!
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-The Admiral tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Job B.u.m ducks.
-The Admiral attempts a volley of left shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Job B.u.m shakes The Admiral with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus. The Admiral covers up.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Job B.u.m paws a left straight right to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Admiral staggers Job B.u.m with a series of nasty punches to the chest. Job B.u.m is hurt!
+The Admiral lands a flurry of punches to the chest. Job B.u.m covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 10 of 24 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 9 of 34 punches.

Get a job B.U.M won the round 10-9

Get a job B.U.M is winning the fight 57-55


Job B.u.m looks exhausted.

The Admiral is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-The Admiral charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Job B.u.m wakes up the fans with a flurry of shots to the chin. The Admiral shakes his head to clear it.
-The Admiral probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Job B.u.m beats a hasty retreat.
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-Job B.u.m paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but The Admiral narrowly avoids it
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+Job B.u.m drills The Admiral with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Job B.u.m rocks The Admiral with a pair of stinging punches to the chin.
Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Job B.u.m throws a volley of punches to the nose, but The Admiral escapes.
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+The Admiral jars Job B.u.m with a flurry of solid blows to the solar plexus!!
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+The Admiral shakes Job B.u.m with a flurry of painful shots to the ribs. Job B.u.m gets mad!
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+The Admiral tags Job B.u.m with a flurry of powerful blows to the chest.
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-The Admiral attacks with a pair of shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Job B.u.m attacks with a barrage of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 16 of 30 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 12 of 33 punches.

Get a job B.U.M won the round 10-9

Get a job B.U.M is winning the fight 67-64


Job B.u.m looks exhausted.

The Admiral is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-The Admiral attempts a left jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-The Admiral attempts a barrage of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-The Admiral attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but Job B.u.m hides behind his gloves.
Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Admiral pops Job B.u.m with a right to the solar plexus!
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Job B.u.m lands a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Job B.u.m probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Job B.u.m smacks The Admiral with a pair of strong punches to the mouth. The Admiral shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 14 of 33 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 13 of 33 punches.

Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson won the round 10-9

Get a job B.U.M is winning the fight 76-74


Job B.u.m collapses limply onto his stool.

The Admiral is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-The Admiral paws a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-The Admiral attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Job B.u.m stays away from it.
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+The Admiral stuns Job B.u.m with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Job B.u.m falls against the ropes!
+Job B.u.m suprises The Admiral with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Job B.u.m attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but The Admiral ducks just in time.
+The Admiral clocks Job B.u.m with a commanding right to the ribs. Job B.u.m doesn't seem bothered.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-The Admiral paws a left jab to the chest, but Job B.u.m ties him up.
Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Job B.u.m connects with a nasty jab to the face. The Admiral doesn't seem bothered.
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-The Admiral tries a pair of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 12 of 30 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 13 of 33 punches.

Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson won the round 10-9

Get a job B.U.M is winning the fight 85-84


Job B.u.m receives medical attention from his trainer.

The Admiral is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 10

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Job B.u.m attacks with a volley of right blows to the nose, but The Admiral ties him up.
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+Job B.u.m hits The Admiral with a series of shots to the mouth. The Admiral laughs!
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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-The Admiral attempts a left uppercut to the ribs, but Job B.u.m blocks.
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-Job B.u.m tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but misses.
+Job B.u.m tags The Admiral with a pair of painful blows to the mouth.
Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Admiral tosses a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
Job B.u.m tries to attack, but The Admiral hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Admiral throws a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
+The Admiral attacks with a mean jab to the ribs. Job B.u.m is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Get a job B.U.M landed 9 of 31 punches, and Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson landed 18 of 33 punches.

Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Job B.u.m can't remember which corner is his.

The Admiral is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 11

Job B.u.m is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Admiral clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Job B.u.m tags The Admiral with a commanding straight right to the face. The Admiral falls against the ropes!
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+The Admiral hits Job B.u.m with a barrage of shots to the chest.
The Admiral lands a terrific blow to the head and Job B.u.m falls senseless!!

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Job B.u.m struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Job B.u.m hits with a barrage of solid punches to the eye. The Admiral covers up.
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+The Admiral punches Job B.u.m with a barrage of loud punches to the chest. The Admiral strikes at will! Job B.u.m falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Job B.u.m can't remember which corner is his.

The Admiral is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-7
Round 2: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 3: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 4: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 5: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 6: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 7: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9
Round 8: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9
Round 9: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9
Round 10: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-7
Round 2: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 3: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 4: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 5: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 6: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 7: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9
Round 8: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9
Round 9: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9
Round 10: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-7
Round 2: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 3: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 4: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 5: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 6: Get a job B.U.M 10-9
Round 7: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9
Round 8: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9
Round 9: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9
Round 10: Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson 10-9

Horatio "The Admiral" Nelson wins by a technical knockout!