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(Middleweight) Fuzzy Noodle defeated Eric Borat by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Friday, June 01, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Fuzzy Noodle!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Eric Borat!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Borat covers up.

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-Noodle throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Borat hides behind his gloves.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Borat jars Noodle with a series of punches to the mouth.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Borat quickly backs away.
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+Noodle strikes with a uppercut to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fuzzy Noodle landed 9 of 25 punches, and Eric Borat landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 10-9


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Borat doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Borat covers up.

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+Borat connects with a pair of shots to the face.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but Borat backs out of it.
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+Noodle stuns Borat with a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Noodle attacks with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle hits Borat with a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus! Borat doesn't notice.
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-Noodle fires a series of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fuzzy Noodle landed 8 of 24 punches, and Eric Borat landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 20-18


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Borat doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Borat covers up.

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-Noodle tries to land a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Borat quickly backs away.
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+Noodle punches Borat with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Borat throws a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle charges with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fuzzy Noodle landed 9 of 25 punches, and Eric Borat landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 30-27


Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Borat remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Borat covers up.

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+Noodle hits with a series of nasty shots to the stomach.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle attempts a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Borat stays away from it.
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-Noodle paws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Noodle attempts a pair of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Borat fires a flurry of glancing blows to the face. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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The fighters eye each other warily.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fuzzy Noodle landed 8 of 21 punches, and Eric Borat landed 7 of 8 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 40-36


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Borat remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Borat covers up.

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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Borat jars Noodle with a barrage of mean blows to the temple.
-Noodle tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Borat ducks.
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-Noodle tries to land a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Noodle annoys Borat with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Borat grimaces in pain.
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The fighters study each other.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fuzzy Noodle landed 9 of 23 punches, and Eric Borat landed 8 of 8 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 50-45


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Borat grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Borat covers up.

Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle fires a series of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Borat wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle tattoos Borat with a barrage of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Borat beats a hasty retreat.
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-Noodle lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Noodle tries to land a left cross to the ribs, but Borat narrowly avoids it
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-Noodle probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fuzzy Noodle landed 8 of 26 punches, and Eric Borat landed 7 of 8 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 60-54


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Borat grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Borat covers up.

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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Noodle attacks with a volley of furious blows to the chest.
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-Noodle probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but Borat narrowly avoids it
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Borat quickly backs away.
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-Noodle fires a series of right blows to the chest, but Borat ducks.
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Borat tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fuzzy Noodle landed 9 of 24 punches, and Eric Borat landed 6 of 8 punches.

Fuzzy Noodle won the round 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle is winning the fight 70-63


Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Borat is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Noodle throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Borat covers up.

-Noodle launches a volley of crosses to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Noodle belts Borat with a series of solid blows to the eye.
Noodle lands a ferocious haymaker and Borat is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
Fuzzy Noodle wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!

Borat is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 2: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 5: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 7: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 2: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 5: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 7: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 2: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 3: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 4: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 5: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 6: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9
Round 7: Fuzzy Noodle 10-9

Fuzzy Noodle wins by a knockout!


          

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