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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, May 19, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 211 pounds (96 kilograms) is Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the head, but The Valedictorian deftly avoits it.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a hook to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+The Valedictorian grazes Coffeeguzzler with a left to the head.
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-The Valedictorian throws a pair of right punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the ribs. The Valedictorian laughs!
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+The Valedictorian fires a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
+The Valedictorian tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of strong punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+The Valedictorian tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a series of wild punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches The Valedictorian with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a sweeping right to the chin!
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a left to the face, but The Valedictorian steps aside and laughs.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of quick punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes The Valedictorian with a furious jab to the chin. The Valedictorian beats a hasty retreat.
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-The Valedictorian attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a pair of quick punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but The Valedictorian ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler drills The Valedictorian with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 53 of 87 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 22 of 41 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

-Coffeeguzzler probes with a left right to the jaw, but The Valedictorian quickly backs away.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of left punches to the mouth, but The Valedictorian backs out of it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits The Valedictorian with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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-The Valedictorian launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a right jab to the nose, but The Valedictorian escapes.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns The Valedictorian with a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks The Valedictorian with a barrage of punches to the stomach. The Valedictorian sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coffeeguzzler punches The Valedictorian with a volley of furious punches to the head. The Valedictorian sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of light punches to the temple.
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-The Valedictorian paws a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
+The Valedictorian hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the nose!
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a pair of wild punches to the stomach. The Valedictorian sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+The Valedictorian hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers The Valedictorian with a series of punches to the chin!!
+The Valedictorian hits with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+The Valedictorian catches Coffeeguzzler with a left to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but The Valedictorian blocks.
+The Valedictorian punches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of off balance blows to the mouth. The Valedictorian covers up.
-The Valedictorian attacks with a jab to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but The Valedictorian covers himself well.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.

BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 49 of 90 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 21 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

+The Valedictorian tags Coffeeguzzler with a stiff sweeping right to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a quick jab to the head.
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-The Valedictorian tries a left to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos The Valedictorian with a series of punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but The Valedictorian backs out of it.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a straight right to the chest, but The Valedictorian ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels The Valedictorian with a jab to the face.
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-The Valedictorian throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes The Valedictorian with a barrage of punches to the eye. The Valedictorian sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+The Valedictorian lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops The Valedictorian with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but The Valedictorian steps aside.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-The Valedictorian throws a series of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+The Valedictorian hammers Coffeeguzzler with a furious roundhouse to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of shots to the head, but The Valedictorian steps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches The Valedictorian with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 36 of 86 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 20 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Valedictorian doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler jolts The Valedictorian with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but The Valedictorian blocks.
-The Valedictorian charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-The Valedictorian tries a pair of left punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the ribs. The Valedictorian shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Valedictorian tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+The Valedictorian attacks with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of right punches to the face, but The Valedictorian backs out of it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but The Valedictorian ducks.
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-The Valedictorian probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks The Valedictorian with a commanding sweeping right to the chest. The Valedictorian seems wobbly!
-The Valedictorian fires a flurry of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+The Valedictorian jars Coffeeguzzler with a mean cross to the chin.
-The Valedictorian tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of furious punches to the jaw. The Valedictorian asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but falls short.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs. The Valedictorian seems wobbly!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+The Valedictorian hits with a pair of quick punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 43 of 94 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 18 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Valedictorian doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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