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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, April 28, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 219 pounds (99 kilograms) is Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

-The Valedictorian tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a series of left punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but The Valedictorian ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags The Valedictorian with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs!
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+The Valedictorian clocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of heavy shots to the mouth!
-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of nasty punches to the head!
+Coffeeguzzler pokes The Valedictorian with a volley of off balance punches to the head. The Valedictorian shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes The Valedictorian with a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+The Valedictorian hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth!!
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Valedictorian charges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of nice punches to the face.
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+The Valedictorian punches Coffeeguzzler with a loud straight right to the solar plexus!! Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns The Valedictorian with a pair of vicious punches to the nose. The Valedictorian gets mad!
-The Valedictorian tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right straight right to the temple, but goes wide.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a commanding sweeping right to the ribs. The Valedictorian beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers The Valedictorian with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
+The Valedictorian hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a volley of punches to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 94 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 21 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of furious punches to the face.
-The Valedictorian attacks with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-The Valedictorian tries a left jab to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+The Valedictorian pummels Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but The Valedictorian ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers The Valedictorian with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the chest!
+The Valedictorian tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the head.
+The Valedictorian wakes up the fans with a pair of loud punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus!! The Valedictorian quickly recovers.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but The Valedictorian narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
+The Valedictorian grazes Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a jab to the eye, but The Valedictorian quickly backs away.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of hard punches to the stomach! The Valedictorian sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a flurry of light punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler jars The Valedictorian with a wild jab to the solar plexus. The Valedictorian ignores it.
+The Valedictorian whacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of powerful punches to the temple!!
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but The Valedictorian steps aside.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+The Valedictorian hits with a pair of punches to the face.
+The Valedictorian backs up Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of wild punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of heavy shots to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but The Valedictorian stays away from it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 54 of 86 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 25 of 38 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler pops The Valedictorian with a volley of quick punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks The Valedictorian with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos The Valedictorian with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a loud jab to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of punches to the chest, but The Valedictorian ducks just in time.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but The Valedictorian ducks just in time.
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-The Valedictorian launches a series of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of loud punches to the chin!
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the chin, but The Valedictorian deftly avoits it.
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+The Valedictorian solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+The Valedictorian grazes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of furious punches to the chest!! The Valedictorian retreats to the far corner.
-The Valedictorian fires a barrage of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a right jab to the solar plexus, but The Valedictorian hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler tags The Valedictorian with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
+The Valedictorian backs up Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler pops The Valedictorian with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach!
-The Valedictorian throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 45 of 85 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 22 of 37 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Valedictorian doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

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+The Valedictorian punches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of loud punches to the eye.
+The Valedictorian nails Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the chest.
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+The Valedictorian staggers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
+The Valedictorian lands a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of punches to the chest!
+The Valedictorian tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks The Valedictorian with a furious sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a wild jab to the mouth. The Valedictorian backpedals to his own corner.
-The Valedictorian tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-The Valedictorian lunges with a left jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a left left to the mouth, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the head, but The Valedictorian stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler belts The Valedictorian with a barrage of strong punches to the nose!
+Coffeeguzzler catches The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a volley of punches to the temple. The Valedictorian sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but The Valedictorian backs out of it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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-The Valedictorian launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but The Valedictorian beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the ribs. The Valedictorian falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers The Valedictorian with a solid right to the nose. The Valedictorian grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 48 of 89 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 22 of 36 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Valedictorian doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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