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(Toughman) Ardex defeated WTF Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Saturday, April 21, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 242 pounds (110 kilograms) is Ardex!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Ardex throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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-Ardex launches a volley of right punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple!!
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Ardex with a flurry of nasty punches to the head! Ardex beats a hasty retreat.
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+Ardex fires a pair of hard roundhouses to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of commanding hooks to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Ardex with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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-Ardex attacks with a barrage of left uppercuts to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Ardex lashes out with a volley of uppercuts to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Ardex with a pair of glancing punches to the chin. Ardex laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Ardex takes charge with a flurry of vicious roundhouses to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Ardex with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw. Ardex sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler tags Ardex with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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-Ardex launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of painful punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Ardex with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Ardex attempts a series of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ardex landed 17 of 41 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 86 of 86 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Ardex doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Ardex throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of hard punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Ardex with a volley of shots to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Ardex with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Ardex attacks with a volley of right shots to the face, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Ardex with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Ardex with a series of nice punches to the temple.
-Ardex probes with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler slams Ardex with a flurry of nasty punches to the head! Ardex falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Ardex with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Ardex falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Ardex with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Ardex hits with a flurry of off balance blows to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Ardex with a mean jab to the face.
+Ardex hits with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of off balance hooks to the eye.
+Ardex lands a pair of strong roundhouses to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of roundhouses to the chest. Ardex hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of furious punches to the face.
-Ardex tries a series of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Ardex with a pair of heavy hooks to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Ardex with a flurry of punches to the head. Ardex hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ardex landed 17 of 39 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 89 of 89 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Ardex doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Ardex throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Ardex thumps Coffeeguzzler with a pair of crosses to the eye.
Ardex lands a blood spattering right blow to the temple and Coffeeguzzler's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Ardex laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of hard punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the face. Ardex hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Ardex lunges with a volley of right uppercuts to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Ardex with a series of mean punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Ardex with a pair of off balance punches to the eye!!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Ardex with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Ardex with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Ardex with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Ardex with a mean jab to the chin!
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a roundhouse to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Ardex with a volley of glancing blows to the mouth. Ardex beats a hasty retreat.
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+Ardex lashes out with a barrage of nasty crosses to the eye. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of heavy punches to the ribs.
+Ardex wallops Coffeeguzzler with a commanding right to the chin.
Ardex lands a blood spattering left smash to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Ardex tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of strong blows to the face!!
+Coffeeguzzler tags Ardex with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
-Ardex lunges with a pair of hooks to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Ardex with a flurry of off balance shots to the nose.
-Ardex fires a pair of hooks to the face, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Ardex whacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of crosses to the mouth!
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-Ardex tries a uppercut to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw. Ardex seems wobbly!
+Coffeeguzzler hits Ardex with a series of punches to the eye. Ardex sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the chest!
+Ardex fires a nice jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ardex landed 19 of 41 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 88 of 91 punches.

Ardex won the round 10-7

Ardex is winning the fight 28-27


Ardex doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 4

Ardex throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Ardex annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of blows to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Ardex with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Ardex clocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of hard hooks to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Ardex tosses a nice shot to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a left jab to the stomach, but Ardex beats a hasty retreat.
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+Ardex lands a pair of stiff hooks to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
Ardex lands a cruel haymaker and Coffeeguzzler drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Ardex wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Ardex doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Ardex 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Ardex 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Ardex 10-7

Ardex wins by a knockout!


          

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