Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\841878.htm on local disk...(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, April 14, 2012In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 223 pounds (101 kilograms) is Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.
+The Valedictorian stuns Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the nose. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
-The Valedictorian throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns The Valedictorian with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus!!
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but The Valedictorian covers himself well.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of left punches to the head, but misses.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+The Valedictorian hammers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach. The Valedictorian hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the head. The Valedictorian gets mad!
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
+The Valedictorian pops Coffeeguzzler with a painful straight right to the nose.
+The Valedictorian connects with a jab to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds The Valedictorian with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but The Valedictorian narrowly avoids it
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes The Valedictorian with a barrage of punches to the chest. The Valedictorian doesn't seem bothered.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but The Valedictorian steps aside.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of punches to the chin. The Valedictorian ignores it.
+The Valedictorian catches Coffeeguzzler with a painful jab to the head. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs. The Valedictorian shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts The Valedictorian with a flurry of loud punches to the eye.
-The Valedictorian lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 52 of 90 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 27 of 38 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a sweeping right to the jaw, but only hits air.
+The Valedictorian hits with a volley of light punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of nice punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a right roundhouse to the jaw, but to no avail.
-The Valedictorian probes with a straight right to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
-The Valedictorian paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-The Valedictorian paws a series of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but The Valedictorian ducks just in time.
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+The Valedictorian hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
+The Valedictorian tosses a volley of stiff punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler slams The Valedictorian with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a right cross to the jaw, but The Valedictorian quickly backs away.
+Coffeeguzzler hits The Valedictorian with a volley of solid punches to the head!
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+Coffeeguzzler punches The Valedictorian with a stinging sweeping right to the jaw. The Valedictorian ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of stiff punches to the nose. The Valedictorian sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+The Valedictorian drills Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of loud punches to the stomach. The Valedictorian retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts The Valedictorian with a barrage of furious punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+The Valedictorian jars Coffeeguzzler with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of punches to the face!!
-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of punches to the eye, but The Valedictorian hides behind his gloves.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds The Valedictorian with a pair of furious punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 52 of 88 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 25 of 39 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler punches The Valedictorian with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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+The Valedictorian tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes The Valedictorian with a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
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+The Valedictorian fires a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of punches to the temple. The Valedictorian falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler clocks The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Valedictorian launches a series of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a right jab to the stomach, but The Valedictorian ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks The Valedictorian with a barrage of punches to the jaw. The Valedictorian is hurt!
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of strong punches to the head.
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-The Valedictorian probes with a left jab to the head, but comes up empty.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the nose. The Valedictorian falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
+Coffeeguzzler whacks The Valedictorian with a volley of light punches to the eye.
+The Valedictorian takes charge with a off balance jab to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+The Valedictorian punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+The Valedictorian throws a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 50 of 87 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 27 of 39 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
The Valedictorian doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps The Valedictorian with a pair of punches to the chin!!
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Valedictorian stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches The Valedictorian with a pair of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of powerful punches to the temple. The Valedictorian doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-The Valedictorian lunges with a right to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but The Valedictorian hides behind his gloves.
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+The Valedictorian hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-The Valedictorian paws a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a left straight right to the eye, but fails to score.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
+The Valedictorian hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but The Valedictorian stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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+The Valedictorian lands a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but The Valedictorian takes it in the forearms.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a right sweeping right to the stomach, but The Valedictorian deftly avoits it.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of punches to the head. The Valedictorian sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+The Valedictorian thumps Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a jab to the temple. The Valedictorian doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 43 of 86 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 25 of 40 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Valedictorian doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36
WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!
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