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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, March 31, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 255 pounds (116 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 227 pounds (103 kilograms) is Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler tags The Valedictorian with a furious straight right to the face. The Valedictorian shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes The Valedictorian with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of solid punches to the nose!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a nice jab to the jaw.
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-The Valedictorian launches a left to the head, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a heavy jab to the eye. The Valedictorian sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Coffeeguzzler catches The Valedictorian with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
-The Valedictorian tries to land a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+The Valedictorian strikes with a wild jab to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises The Valedictorian with a volley of painful punches to the ribs. The Valedictorian sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+The Valedictorian slams Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a sweeping right to the temple, but The Valedictorian hides behind his gloves.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a commanding jab to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels The Valedictorian with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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+The Valedictorian tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of nasty blows to the nose.
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+The Valedictorian lands a volley of punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of left punches to the head, but The Valedictorian quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+The Valedictorian stuns Coffeeguzzler with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth!!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. The Valedictorian seems wobbly!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 61 of 91 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 27 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of punches to the eye!!
-Coffeeguzzler fires a straight right to the eye, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
+The Valedictorian tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-The Valedictorian throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of left punches to the chest, but The Valedictorian steps aside.
+The Valedictorian lands a flurry of nasty punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops The Valedictorian with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a pair of right punches to the head, but The Valedictorian narrowly avoids it
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+The Valedictorian lands a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a jab to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos The Valedictorian with a solid straight right to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes The Valedictorian with a commanding jab to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-The Valedictorian launches a left jab to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+The Valedictorian tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+The Valedictorian pummels Coffeeguzzler with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 79 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 26 of 39 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

-The Valedictorian attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler jars The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the mouth. The Valedictorian sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a straight right to the eye.
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+The Valedictorian tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+The Valedictorian pummels Coffeeguzzler with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+The Valedictorian hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the nose. The Valedictorian ignores it.
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-The Valedictorian probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+The Valedictorian lands a series of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a cross to the head. The Valedictorian hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but The Valedictorian escapes.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right to the temple, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks The Valedictorian with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails The Valedictorian with a pair of heavy punches to the eye. The Valedictorian backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the mouth. The Valedictorian beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Valedictorian jolts Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 58 of 93 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 27 of 39 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of powerful punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a straight right to the stomach, but The Valedictorian steps aside and laughs.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a sweeping right to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks The Valedictorian with a series of strong punches to the eye!!
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+Coffeeguzzler jars The Valedictorian with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes The Valedictorian with a volley of strong punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts The Valedictorian with a series of solid punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Valedictorian fires a flurry of glancing punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Valedictorian lashes out with a right to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+The Valedictorian stuns Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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+The Valedictorian lands a series of strong punches to the nose.
-The Valedictorian throws a series of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes The Valedictorian with a series of glancing punches to the jaw!! The Valedictorian retreats to the far corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Valedictorian steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes The Valedictorian with a quick jab to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of blows to the solar plexus. The Valedictorian hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
+The Valedictorian staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but The Valedictorian deftly avoits it.
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-The Valedictorian attacks with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-The Valedictorian lunges with a volley of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler pops The Valedictorian with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of right punches to the face, but The Valedictorian deftly avoits it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 49 of 90 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 27 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Valedictorian doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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