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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, March 17, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 255 pounds (116 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but The Valedictorian deftly avoits it.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises The Valedictorian with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin. The Valedictorian doesn't seem bothered.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers The Valedictorian with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
+The Valedictorian clocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops The Valedictorian with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. The Valedictorian grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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+The Valedictorian fires a pair of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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-The Valedictorian paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but to no avail.
-The Valedictorian attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a left jab to the eye, but The Valedictorian steps aside and laughs.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of mean punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a furious jab to the eye!
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+The Valedictorian rocks Coffeeguzzler with a hard right to the eye. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+The Valedictorian tosses a pair of wild punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the chin!!
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a series of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers The Valedictorian with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 63 of 87 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 28 of 42 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler jolts The Valedictorian with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks The Valedictorian with a vicious jab to the temple. The Valedictorian doesn't notice.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of right punches to the eye, but The Valedictorian quickly backs away.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of right punches to the face, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler belts The Valedictorian with a series of punches to the mouth.
+The Valedictorian belts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of stiff shots to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but The Valedictorian ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams The Valedictorian with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler pops The Valedictorian with a jab to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits The Valedictorian with a jab to the stomach. The Valedictorian covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers The Valedictorian with a barrage of loud punches to the face. The Valedictorian seems wobbly!
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a right straight right to the jaw, but The Valedictorian escapes.
-The Valedictorian throws a right jab to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts The Valedictorian with a barrage of punches to the stomach. The Valedictorian hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers The Valedictorian with a series of vicious punches to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+The Valedictorian shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
+The Valedictorian hits Coffeeguzzler with a left to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks The Valedictorian with a volley of light punches to the temple. The Valedictorian doesn't notice.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises The Valedictorian with a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 59 of 85 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 31 of 39 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

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+The Valedictorian whacks Coffeeguzzler with a painful roundhouse to the face. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+The Valedictorian pummels Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the nose.
+The Valedictorian staggers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a series of right punches to the head, but The Valedictorian beats a hasty retreat.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a left left to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but The Valedictorian ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of shots to the nose.
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-The Valedictorian probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of wild punches to the jaw. The Valedictorian is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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-The Valedictorian probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of punches to the eye, but The Valedictorian beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds The Valedictorian with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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+The Valedictorian staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pops The Valedictorian with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
+The Valedictorian throws a flurry of light punches to the temple!
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a vicious jab to the temple.
+The Valedictorian shakes Coffeeguzzler with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks The Valedictorian with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops The Valedictorian with a barrage of quick punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but The Valedictorian steps aside and laughs.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the face, but The Valedictorian covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks The Valedictorian with a flurry of nice punches to the head. The Valedictorian falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 59 of 97 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 25 of 39 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.

-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of strong punches to the head.
+The Valedictorian smashes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stiff shots to the eye. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler hits The Valedictorian with a series of off balance punches to the face. The Valedictorian quickly recovers.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers The Valedictorian with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+The Valedictorian solidly lands a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops The Valedictorian with a pair of powerful punches to the face!!
-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+The Valedictorian hits with a powerful sweeping right to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of mean punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
+The Valedictorian fires a jab to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a pair of right punches to the eye, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but The Valedictorian stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps The Valedictorian with a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus!! The Valedictorian sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a left right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler pops The Valedictorian with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth! The Valedictorian doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler tags The Valedictorian with a series of heavy punches to the temple!!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of right punches to the face, but The Valedictorian takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the temple.
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+The Valedictorian hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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+The Valedictorian attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a stiff straight right to the head.
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-The Valedictorian launches a left jab to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 51 of 91 punches, and Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 31 of 40 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Valedictorian doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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