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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, March 03, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 231 pounds (105 kilograms) is Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of punches to the eye. The Valedictorian retreats to the far corner.
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+The Valedictorian lands a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+The Valedictorian pounds Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts The Valedictorian with a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus!
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler belts The Valedictorian with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps The Valedictorian with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but The Valedictorian steps aside and laughs.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but The Valedictorian leaps aside.
+The Valedictorian lands a off balance left to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-The Valedictorian lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but The Valedictorian blocks.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chin, but The Valedictorian steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the stomach. The Valedictorian falls against the ropes!
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+The Valedictorian belts Coffeeguzzler with a sweeping right to the eye. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises The Valedictorian with a series of punches to the nose. The Valedictorian doesn't seem bothered.
-The Valedictorian lunges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of punches to the ribs!
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 27 of 40 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 61 of 87 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler tags The Valedictorian with a barrage of wild punches to the chin! The Valedictorian beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks The Valedictorian with a series of stiff blows to the stomach.
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-The Valedictorian lunges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a jab to the chest, but The Valedictorian steps aside and laughs.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos The Valedictorian with a volley of wild punches to the face.
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+The Valedictorian wallops Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+The Valedictorian pounds Coffeeguzzler with a nice straight right to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up The Valedictorian with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of light punches to the nose. The Valedictorian quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler punches The Valedictorian with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of strong blows to the ribs.
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+The Valedictorian fires a barrage of light punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up The Valedictorian with a jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of punches to the jaw.
-The Valedictorian probes with a straight right to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds The Valedictorian with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a left sweeping right to the mouth, but The Valedictorian escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers The Valedictorian with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-The Valedictorian throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+The Valedictorian smacks Coffeeguzzler with a glancing cross to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 25 of 43 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 68 of 92 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys The Valedictorian with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a sweeping right to the stomach, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
+The Valedictorian wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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+The Valedictorian grazes Coffeeguzzler with a series of hard blows to the nose. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a jab to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of stiff punches to the jaw!
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-The Valedictorian tries to land a left roundhouse to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a right to the nose, but The Valedictorian ducks just in time.
+The Valedictorian hits Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the head. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a furious jab to the head. The Valedictorian laughs!
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but The Valedictorian ties him up.
+The Valedictorian hits Coffeeguzzler with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-The Valedictorian throws a series of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler catches The Valedictorian with a series of punches to the face. The Valedictorian laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a nasty straight right to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns The Valedictorian with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the chest, but The Valedictorian ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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+The Valedictorian connects with a volley of mean shots to the temple. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 26 of 40 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 58 of 86 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


The Valedictorian doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

The Valedictorian backpedals and jabs.
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the face. The Valedictorian falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a hard jab to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags The Valedictorian with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. The Valedictorian grimaces in pain.
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+The Valedictorian tosses a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-The Valedictorian charges with a pair of left shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of right punches to the chest, but The Valedictorian beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes The Valedictorian with a jab to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+The Valedictorian annoys Coffeeguzzler with a stiff sweeping right to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of hard punches to the eye!!
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-The Valedictorian tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler belts The Valedictorian with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+The Valedictorian punches Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the head. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the nose, but The Valedictorian covers himself well.
+The Valedictorian hits with a sweeping right to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cody "The Valedictorian" Zeller landed 27 of 41 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 88 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


The Valedictorian doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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