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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Handshake by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, February 11, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 165 pounds (75 kilograms) is Handshake!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Handshake covers up.

-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Handshake ties him up.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Handshake hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Handshake with a pair of nasty punches to the nose. Handshake backpedals to his own corner.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Handshake with a flurry of light punches to the temple. Handshake covers up.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of wild punches to the jaw. Handshake backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of solid punches to the temple!
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Handshake with a pair of strong shots to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Handshake annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of commanding blows to the mouth!
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Handshake with a wild jab to the temple!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth!
-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of blows to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Handshake hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of punches to the head. Handshake backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 58 of 84 punches, and Handshake landed 4 of 8 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Handshake doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Handshake covers up.

+Coffeeguzzler clocks Handshake with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest. Handshake hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Handshake steps aside and laughs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Handshake with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a powerful jab to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Handshake with a pair of punches to the chin. Handshake is hurt!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a left to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Handshake with a volley of punches to the chin. Handshake sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Handshake with a pair of furious punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Handshake with a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of stiff punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 56 of 94 punches, and Handshake landed 4 of 8 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Handshake doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Handshake covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of right blows to the jaw, but Handshake backs out of it.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Handshake with a series of mean punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Handshake blocks.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Handshake ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Handshake with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus!
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Handshake with a barrage of solid punches to the face!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Handshake covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of shots to the mouth. Handshake doesn't notice.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of shots to the chest, but Handshake narrowly avoids it
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Handshake covers himself well.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler hammers Handshake with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Handshake throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of blows to the face, but Handshake covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Handshake with a series of shots to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Handshake with a series of light punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 52 of 86 punches, and Handshake landed 4 of 8 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Handshake doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
Handshake covers up.

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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a right jab to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a jab to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Handshake with a pair of blows to the chest. Handshake retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Handshake with a series of commanding shots to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a right left to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of painful punches to the head. Handshake covers up.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of quick blows to the chin!!
+Coffeeguzzler nails Handshake with a series of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of stiff shots to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Handshake with a light uppercut to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Handshake with a left to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of blows to the chest!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 56 of 87 punches, and Handshake landed 5 of 7 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Handshake doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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