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(Toughman) WTF Coffeeguzzler defeated Ardex by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.

Match Saturday, February 04, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 223 pounds (101 kilograms) is Ardex!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 255 pounds (116 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Ardex feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

-Ardex probes with a series of left combinations to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Ardex with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
+Ardex belts Coffeeguzzler with a vicious right to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Ardex tries a volley of feints to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Ardex punches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty feints to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Ardex with a barrage of furious punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Ardex with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but Ardex leaps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Ardex with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Ardex with a solid straight right to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
+Ardex tosses a volley of vicious feints to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Ardex nails Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong combinations to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Ardex with a pair of strong punches to the nose!! Ardex covers up.
+Ardex takes charge with a series of powerful combinations to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Ardex with a volley of nasty feints to the face.
-Ardex paws a volley of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
+Ardex strikes with a barrage of heavy shots to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Ardex with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Ardex with a powerful jab to the nose.
-Ardex attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Ardex probes with a feint and then a hook to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of left feints to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Ardex tries a barrage of feints to the face, but comes up empty.
-Ardex probes with a flurry of feints to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Ardex lashes out with a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Ardex connects with a volley of stinging combinations to the solar plexus.
+Ardex pummels Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice feints to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
+ The fighters trade combinations to the face.
+Ardex slams Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of heavy feints to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ardex landed 39 of 85 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 75 of 87 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9


Ardex doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Ardex feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Ardex fires a series of feints to the chin. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Ardex attacks with a barrage of painful feints to the face.
-Ardex probes with a flurry of left feints to the head, but he's too slow.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Ardex steps aside.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a sweeping right to the head, but goes wide.
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+Ardex lands a furious feint and then a cross to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Ardex with a volley of loud blows to the temple.
-Ardex lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
-Ardex attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Ardex with a flurry of hard punches to the nose!!
+Ardex whacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of combinations to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Ardex with a series of furious shots to the face.
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+Ardex thumps Coffeeguzzler with a pair of vicious combinations to the head.
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-Ardex lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Ardex hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of vicious shots to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of powerful punches to the eye. Ardex backpedals to his own corner.
+Ardex smacks Coffeeguzzler with a heavy feint and then a hook to the chest.
-Ardex attempts a pair of right shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Ardex probes with a series of combinations to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Ardex belts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Ardex attempts a pair of right feints to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+ The fighters swap shots to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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-Ardex launches a flurry of left feints to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Ardex with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple. Ardex beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the head, but Ardex steps aside.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but Ardex backs out of it.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Ardex narrowly avoids it
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-Ardex tries a volley of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Ardex with a volley of quick blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ardex landed 42 of 92 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 81 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18


Ardex remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Ardex fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Coffeeguzzler slams Ardex with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a series of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Ardex with a pair of off balance punches to the nose!
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Ardex with a pair of heavy blows to the ribs.
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+Ardex lashes out with a series of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Ardex lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a volley of furious punches to the face!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Ardex with a wild right to the head.
-Ardex probes with a pair of left blows to the face, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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-Ardex throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but misses.
-Ardex attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a straight right to the head. Ardex asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Ardex probes with a series of left blows to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of left blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Ardex with a series of punches to the chest. Ardex beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a wild jab to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ardex landed 13 of 42 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 71 of 85 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27


Ardex remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Ardex throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Ardex pummels Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud uppercuts to the head. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Ardex with a light left to the stomach.
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-Ardex attacks with a pair of hooks to the face, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Ardex jars Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nasty roundhouses to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a painful jab to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Ardex with a series of light crosses to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Ardex with a series of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Ardex with a volley of hard punches to the stomach!!
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of stinging punches to the jaw. Ardex beats a hasty retreat.
-Ardex attacks with a left cross to the face, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of hooks to the chin. Ardex falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of painful punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Ardex with a volley of nice punches to the jaw. Ardex doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of mean shots to the ribs. Ardex shakes his head to clear it.
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-Ardex attempts a barrage of hooks to the face, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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-Ardex lashes out with a series of crosses to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Ardex with a flurry of hard uppercuts to the eye!
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Ardex with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Ardex with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Ardex with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth!!
-Ardex charges with a shot to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Ardex with a nice jab to the jaw!
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Ardex with a series of solid punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the chest. Ardex sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Ardex with a volley of commanding punches to the nose!!
+Coffeeguzzler jars Ardex with a pair of solid punches to the nose. Ardex retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Ardex with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Ardex with a volley of light punches to the head!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Ardex landed 13 of 42 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 87 of 95 punches.

WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 40-36


Ardex remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: WTF Coffeeguzzler 40-36

WTF Coffeeguzzler wins by decision!


          

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