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(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Friday, January 13, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

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+Dickhead jolts Bring with a volley of off balance blows to the stomach. Bring laughs!
+Dickhead shakes Bring with a flurry of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead lands a series of painful punches to the ribs!
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+Dickhead throws a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Bring laughs!
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dickhead paws a jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Dickhead smacks Bring with a hook to the chest.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead fires a mean sweeping right to the ribs. Bring sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Bring scores with a pair of blows to the mouth.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dickhead backs up Bring with a powerful jab to the ribs.
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+Dickhead fires a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead belts Bring with a sweeping right to the stomach.
-Dickhead attempts a hook to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead thumps Bring with a sweeping right to the stomach. Bring backpedals to his own corner.
+Dickhead shakes Bring with a hook to the stomach.
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+Dickhead attacks with a stinging left to the stomach.
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+Dickhead fires a roundhouse to the chest.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Bring escapes.
+Dickhead hits with a flurry of light blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a flurry of quick shots to the chest!
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+Dickhead annoys Bring with a flurry of painful blows to the chest.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Bring grimaces in pain.
+Dickhead hits with a flurry of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Bring seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 107 of 130 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9


Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

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+Dickhead suprises Bring with a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead shakes Bring with a flurry of glancing blows to the stomach.
+Bring pummels Dickhead with a flurry of shots to the chin!
+Dickhead belts Bring with a nasty roundhouse to the chest.
-Dickhead lashes out with a left cross to the chest, but Bring deftly avoits it.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a stiff roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead backs up Bring with a volley of solid shots to the ribs. Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dickhead nails Bring with a uppercut to the stomach. Bring falls against the ropes!
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead staggers Bring with a mean sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead lashes out with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead hits with a series of strong blows to the chest. Bring shakes his head to clear it.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Bring escapes.
-Dickhead probes with a series of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead annoys Bring with a volley of shots to the chest. Bring shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dickhead pokes Bring with a barrage of shots to the ribs!
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dickhead strikes with a volley of quick blows to the chest.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead fires a barrage of shots to the stomach!! Bring falls against the ropes!
-Dickhead throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead solidly lands a volley of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but Bring deftly avoits it.
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-Dickhead paws a flurry of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.

BELL

According to the commentator:

bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 83 of 144 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18


Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

-Dickhead launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead connects with a quick cross to the ribs!
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but only hits air.
+Dickhead throws a series of punches to the solar plexus. Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dickhead attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Bring ducks.
+Dickhead slams Bring with a volley of blows to the ribs!
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-Dickhead tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Dickhead lands a volley of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead staggers Bring with a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
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+Dickhead thumps Bring with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead fires a painful roundhouse to the stomach.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead throws a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead paws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Dickhead rocks Bring with a stinging hook to the ribs.
+Dickhead tosses a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of blows to the stomach, but Bring ducks just in time.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside.
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+Bring pummels Dickhead with a volley of furious punches to the chest!
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-Dickhead attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but Bring ties him up.
+Dickhead attacks with a hard uppercut to the stomach.
-Dickhead lunges with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Dickhead drills Bring with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach!!
-Dickhead attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Bring escapes.
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-Dickhead attempts a right to the chest, but Bring stays away from it.
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs! Bring doesn't seem bothered.

BELL

According to the commentator:

bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 62 of 147 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27


Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead looks exhausted.



ROUND 4

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

-Dickhead throws a volley of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead attacks with a left sweeping right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Dickhead hits with a pair of shots to the stomach. Bring covers up.
-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Bring ducks.
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-Dickhead attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Bring blocks.
-Dickhead tries a series of blows to the chest, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Bring ducks.
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-Dickhead lunges with a jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dickhead paws a pair of right blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring covers himself well.
+Dickhead staggers Bring with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead throws a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Bring narrowly avoids it
+Bring hits with a series of loud punches to the chest!!
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Dickhead attacks with a jab to the stomach, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead rocks Bring with a powerful hook to the stomach.
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+Dickhead stuns Bring with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead throws a series of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dickhead paws a series of shots to the stomach, but Bring blocks.
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+Dickhead grazes Bring with a series of loud shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead catches Bring with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead strikes with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Bring is hurt!
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-Dickhead paws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Bring backs out of it.
+Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the ribs. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

bring back the biff landed 7 of 9 punches, and Dickhead landed 50 of 147 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36


Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 5

Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

+Dickhead stuns Bring with a series of punches to the stomach. Bring covers up.
+Dickhead punches Bring with a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of right punches to the chest, but Bring leaps aside.
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+Bring jolts Dickhead with a volley of shots to the nose. Dickhead sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" Bring attacks like a wild man! Dickhead begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9

bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!