Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\833766.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Friday, December 30, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a series of hard punches to the ribs. Bring sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dickhead throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dickhead catches Bring with a pair of vicious blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead tosses a volley of shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but Bring escapes.
+Dickhead lands a uppercut to the chest.
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-Dickhead lunges with a volley of blows to the chest, but Bring deftly avoits it.
+Dickhead strikes with a volley of shots to the chest!
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+Dickhead stuns Bring with a series of painful punches to the ribs. Bring backpedals to his own corner.
+Bring attacks with a series of furious blows to the head. Dickhead laughs!
+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead smashes Bring with a barrage of heavy blows to the ribs!!
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+Dickhead lands a series of stinging shots to the ribs.
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+Dickhead throws a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Bring grimaces in pain.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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+Dickhead nails Bring with a series of off balance punches to the ribs. Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dickhead attempts a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead connects with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Bring sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dickhead grazes Bring with a pair of solid blows to the chest.
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a volley of painful blows to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 109 of 136 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach. Bring laughs!
-Dickhead throws a series of left blows to the stomach, but Bring leaps aside.
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+Dickhead smacks Bring with a flurry of wild shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dickhead pops Bring with a flurry of vicious shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Dickhead hurts Bring with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead attacks with a series of glancing blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead whacks Bring with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs. Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dickhead attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dickhead grazes Bring with a barrage of commanding blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead rocks Bring with a jab to the solar plexus. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of off balance shots to the ribs!
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Bring leaps aside.
+Dickhead pounds Bring with a pair of blows to the stomach. Bring shakes his head to clear it.
+Dickhead hammers Bring with a barrage of strong shots to the chest!
-Dickhead tries a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Bring blocks.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bring ducks.
+Bring grazes Dickhead with a barrage of solid punches to the face. Dickhead sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dickhead hits with a flurry of loud blows to the chest.
+Dickhead staggers Bring with a series of solid blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
+Dickhead lands a barrage of quick shots to the ribs!
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+Dickhead smashes Bring with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 83 of 145 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead hits with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead tries a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead lands a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead charges with a right uppercut to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
+Dickhead solidly lands a series of loud punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead hits with a series of loud blows to the chest.
+Dickhead drills Bring with a series of solid shots to the solar plexus!!
+Dickhead pokes Bring with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dickhead thumps Bring with a pair of mean blows to the chest.
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-Dickhead paws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
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+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong blows to the stomach. Bring laughs!
+Bring suprises Dickhead with a hook to the ribs.
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-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Bring steps aside and laughs.
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+Dickhead grazes Bring with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a volley of shots to the ribs!
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+Dickhead wallops Bring with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach. Bring ignores it.
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-Dickhead tries a series of punches to the stomach, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
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+Dickhead tags Bring with a off balance jab to the stomach. Bring ignores it.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead tries a jab to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dickhead hits with a series of nasty blows to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 65 of 144 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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+Dickhead tosses a volley of shots to the ribs! Bring shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead whacks Bring with a flurry of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Bring backs out of it.
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-Dickhead attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dickhead launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dickhead punches Bring with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Bring steps aside.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bring ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead probes with a sweeping right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead tries to land a left hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead nails Bring with a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Bring leaps aside.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead whacks Bring with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of shots to the stomach, but Bring ties him up.
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+Bring hits with a flurry of shots to the face. Dickhead asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dickhead throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
+Dickhead smashes Bring with a roundhouse to the solar plexus!
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+Dickhead stuns Bring with a light right to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 53 of 145 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead throws a right roundhouse to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring ducks.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Bring throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Dickhead throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Bring steps aside.
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-Dickhead lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead launches a series of left punches to the chest, but Bring ties him up.
-Dickhead probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Bring ducks.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of painful shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead probes with a series of right blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but misses.
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+Dickhead pops Bring with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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-Dickhead attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Bring covers himself well.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead connects with a barrage of furious blows to the ribs. Bring shakes his head to clear it.
-Dickhead throws a right uppercut to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Bring ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dickhead lands a barrage of solid shots to the chest.
-Dickhead paws a pair of shots to the chest, but Bring deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dickhead tries a pair of left blows to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead tries a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead smacks Bring with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Bring doesn't notice.
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+Dickhead hits with a barrage of punches to the chest. Bring retreats to the far corner.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 41 of 151 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 50-45
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 6
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead throws a series of left shots to the ribs, but Bring narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attempts a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Bring ducks just in time.
+Dickhead lands a series of light blows to the chest!
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-Dickhead probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead lands a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
+Bring smashes Dickhead with a volley of quick punches to the eye. Dickhead ignores it.
Bring lands a vicious left blow to the temple and Dickhead is knocked down!!
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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of right blows to the chest, but Bring backs out of it.
-Dickhead tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Bring ducks just in time.
+Dickhead pops Bring with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Dickhead tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bring stays away from it.
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-Dickhead tries a volley of punches to the chest, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dickhead tattoos Bring with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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-Dickhead probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Bring covers himself well.
+Dickhead catches Bring with a heavy cross to the stomach.
+Bring staggers Dickhead with a pair of stinging shots to the head.
-Dickhead fires a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Bring strikes with a barrage of shots to the jaw. Dickhead doesn't notice. Bring drops his guard and pounds away! Dickhead can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!
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