Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\832790.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Fart Smeller Chimp defeated Milky Way by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.Match Thursday, December 15, 2011In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Fart Smeller Chimp!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Milky Way!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Milky hits with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Milky charges with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Chimp steps aside.
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+Chimp hits Milky with a volley of stinging punches to the eye!
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-Milky charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Chimp hammers Milky with a pair of heavy punches to the eye! Milky is hurt!
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-Milky attacks with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Chimp covers himself well.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Milky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp attacks with a series of punches to the head.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Milky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Milky attempts a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Chimp throws a solid sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Chimp punches Milky with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 31 of 34 punches, and Milky Way landed 6 of 22 punches.
Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 10-9
Chimp doesn't even want to rest!
Milky doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Chimp fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Milky throws a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Chimp leaps aside.
Chimp tries to attack, but Milky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp hits Milky with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Chimp stuns Milky with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Milky pokes Chimp with a volley of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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-Milky lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Chimp escapes.
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+Chimp staggers Milky with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Milky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp punches Milky with a painful jab to the chest.
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+Chimp slams Milky with a left to the chest! Milky gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 32 of 34 punches, and Milky Way landed 8 of 24 punches.
Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 20-18
Chimp doesn't even want to rest!
Milky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Chimp tries to attack, but Milky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp pummels Milky with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Milky attacks with a left left to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Milky launches a hook to the ribs, but misses.
-Milky attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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Chimp tries to attack, but Milky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Chimp slams Milky with a volley of blows to the stomach!
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+Chimp slams Milky with a jab to the ribs.
+Milky belts Chimp with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Chimp tattoos Milky with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Chimp hurts Milky with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Milky falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 26 of 34 punches, and Milky Way landed 6 of 23 punches.
Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 30-27
Chimp remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Milky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky fights inside. (inside)
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-Milky tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Milky shakes Chimp with a barrage of mean shots to the stomach!
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+Chimp hits with a heavy hook to the chin. Milky doesn't notice.
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-Milky launches a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Chimp ducks.
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-Milky probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Milky lunges with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Chimp deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 8 of 8 punches, and Milky Way landed 8 of 33 punches.
Milky Way won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 39-37
Chimp remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Milky doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky fights inside. (inside)
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+Chimp fires a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
-Milky charges with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Chimp beats a hasty retreat.
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-Milky probes with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Chimp attacks with a series of punches to the stomach. Milky grimaces in pain.
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+Chimp whacks Milky with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Milky attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Chimp deftly avoits it.
+Chimp hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Chimp attacks with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Milky backpedals to his own corner.
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-Milky attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Chimp hides behind his gloves.
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+Milky staggers Chimp with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Chimp covers up.
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+Chimp pops Milky with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 30 of 30 punches, and Milky Way landed 8 of 32 punches.
Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 49-46
Chimp grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Milky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky fights inside. (inside)
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-Milky launches a series of right blows to the ribs, but Chimp takes it in the forearms.
+Chimp lashes out with Milky with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Milky catches Chimp with a series of nasty blows to the stomach.
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-Milky attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Milky lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Chimp steps aside and laughs.
-Milky lashes out with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Chimp ties him up.
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+Chimp punches Milky with a volley of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Milky probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Chimp leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 8 of 8 punches, and Milky Way landed 8 of 28 punches.
Milky Way won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 58-56
Chimp grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Milky remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky fights inside. (inside)
+Chimp wallops Milky with a volley of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Milky thumps Chimp with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Chimp connects with a commanding jab to the ribs.
-Milky tries to land a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Chimp narrowly avoids it
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-Milky probes with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Chimp leaps aside.
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+Milky fires a pair of blows to the stomach!
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-Milky tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Chimp wallops Milky with a powerful cross to the stomach.
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+Chimp staggers Milky with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
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-Milky probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Chimp steps aside.
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-Milky attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Chimp belts Milky with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Milky sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 33 of 33 punches, and Milky Way landed 9 of 31 punches.
Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 68-65
Chimp is obviously tired.
Milky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky fights inside. (inside)
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-Milky throws a uppercut to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Chimp tattoos Milky with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Milky throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Milky whacks Chimp with a mean roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Milky fires a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Milky throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Chimp steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 8 of 8 punches, and Milky Way landed 7 of 30 punches.
Milky Way won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 77-75
Chimp is obviously tired.
Milky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky fights inside. (inside)
+Chimp lands a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Chimp lands a volley of punches to the face!!
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+Chimp tags Milky with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Milky throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Chimp lands a pair of vicious blows to the face. Milky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Chimp tags Milky with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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+Chimp pummels Milky with a flurry of punches to the chin. Milky falls against the ropes!
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-Milky attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but Chimp ties him up.
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+Milky whacks Chimp with a barrage of powerful shots to the chest.
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-Milky launches a left cross to the solar plexus, but Chimp beats a hasty retreat.
-Milky probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Chimp takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 30 of 35 punches, and Milky Way landed 8 of 32 punches.
Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 87-84
Chimp is obviously tired.
Milky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky fights inside. (inside)
-Milky launches a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Chimp ducks.
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-Milky attempts a hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Chimp catches Milky with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Milky fires a volley of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Milky attacks with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Chimp deftly avoits it.
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+Milky wallops Chimp with a volley of blows to the chest. Chimp beats a hasty retreat.
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+Chimp strikes with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
+Chimp smashes Milky with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Milky launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Chimp pummels Milky with a series of powerful punches to the face.
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+Chimp tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+Chimp staggers Milky with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 31 of 31 punches, and Milky Way landed 8 of 31 punches.
Fart Smeller Chimp won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 97-93
Chimp is slowing down.
Milky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky fights inside. (inside)
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-Milky launches a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Chimp blocks.
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-Milky lunges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Chimp stays away from it.
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+Milky catches Chimp with a volley of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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-Milky probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Chimp backs out of it.
+Chimp smacks Milky with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Milky tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Chimp narrowly avoids it
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-Milky paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Chimp steps aside and laughs.
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-Milky attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 8 of 9 punches, and Milky Way landed 7 of 34 punches.
Milky Way won the round 10-9
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 106-103
Chimp is slowing down.
Milky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Chimp is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Milky is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Milky tries to land a volley of right punches to the head, but Chimp leaps aside.
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+Milky jars Chimp with a series of uppercuts to the head.
Milky lands a resounding hook and Chimp is flattened!!
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Chimp struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Chimp suprises Milky with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Milky tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but Chimp deftly avoits it.
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+Milky jars Chimp with a volley of powerful roundhouses to the temple!!
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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-Milky throws a flurry of roundhouses to the face, but only hits air.
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+Chimp lashes out with a jab to the chest.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
-Milky lunges with a pair of roundhouses to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Milky probes with a left left to the head, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Fart Smeller Chimp landed 8 of 8 punches, and Milky Way landed 10 of 39 punches.
Milky Way won the round 10-8
Fart Smeller Chimp is winning the fight 114-113
Chimp is slowing down.
Milky grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 4: Milky Way 10-9
Round 5: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 6: Milky Way 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 8: Milky Way 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 11: Milky Way 10-9
Round 12: Milky Way 10-8
Total Score: Fart Smeller Chimp 114-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 4: Milky Way 10-9
Round 5: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 6: Milky Way 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 8: Milky Way 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 11: Milky Way 10-9
Round 12: Milky Way 10-8
Total Score: Fart Smeller Chimp 114-113
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 4: Milky Way 10-9
Round 5: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 6: Milky Way 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 8: Milky Way 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller Chimp 10-9
Round 11: Milky Way 10-9
Round 12: Milky Way 10-8
Total Score: Fart Smeller Chimp 114-113
Fart Smeller Chimp wins by decision!
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