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(Super-Welterweight) Eldrazi Conscription defeated Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Thursday, November 17, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 142 pounds (64 kilograms) is Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Eldrazi Conscription!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Coffeeguzzler tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Conscription with a pair of shots to the head.
Coffeeguzzler lands a terrific right smash to the jaw and Conscription bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Conscription struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Conscription blocks.
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+Conscription fires a pair of commanding punches to the head!!
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Conscription with a series of light combinations to the chin.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Conscription steps aside and laughs.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a flurry of vicious combinations to the head. Conscription sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Conscription attempts a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 34 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 11 of 16 punches.

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-8

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-8


Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!

Conscription doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple.
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+Conscription takes charge with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a left right to the nose, but Conscription takes it in the forearms.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Conscription tries a left uppercut to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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+Conscription nails Coffeeguzzler with a nasty roundhouse to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 32 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 8 of 15 punches.

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-17


Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Conscription doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Conscription fires a straight right to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription stuns Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging blows to the stomach!
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of blows to the chest!
+Coffeeguzzler tags Conscription with a series of nasty shots to the eye. Conscription shakes his head to clear it.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a left to the jaw.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a jab to the eye, but Conscription stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 30 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 9 of 16 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-27


Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Conscription remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of nice blows to the temple.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Conscription attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Conscription narrowly avoids it
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Conscription with a off balance right to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 33 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 9 of 16 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 38-37


Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.

Conscription remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Conscription lunges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Conscription drills Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nice blows to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Conscription with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Conscription hides behind his gloves.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 35 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 9 of 15 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.

Conscription remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription pounds Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of shots to the eye, but Conscription deftly avoits it.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a right to the jaw, but falls short.
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+Conscription hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach!
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription wallops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of light punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Conscription stays away from it.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of left blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 31 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 17 of 25 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

Eldrazi Conscription is winning the fight 57-56


Coffeeguzzler is slowing down.

Conscription remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Coffeeguzzler tags Conscription with a pair of shots to the head. Conscription ignores it.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of right punches to the head, but Conscription steps aside.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription hits with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a left roundhouse to the eye, but Conscription steps aside.
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-Conscription tries a volley of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Conscription scores with a pair of shots to the ribs.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of shots to the stomach.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Conscription lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Conscription stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 33 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 16 of 26 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-9

Eldrazi Conscription is winning the fight 67-65


Coffeeguzzler looks exhausted.

Conscription remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a hook to the mouth, but Conscription stays away from it.
-Conscription lashes out with a left roundhouse to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
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+Conscription pops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Conscription with a barrage of blows to the mouth. Conscription shakes his head to clear it.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of right blows to the chin, but goes wide.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Conscription hits with a heavy hook to the eye.
Conscription lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Coffeeguzzler's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Conscription stuns Coffeeguzzler with a pair of hard punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of shots to the eye!
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+Conscription suprises Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of blows to the temple.
Conscription lands a crashing cross to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler is flattened!!

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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Conscription with a series of powerful shots to the chin!
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler landed 6 of 32 punches, and Eldrazi Conscription landed 16 of 24 punches.

Eldrazi Conscription won the round 10-7

Eldrazi Conscription is winning the fight 77-72


Coffeeguzzler collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

Conscription remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Coffeeguzzler comes out fighting.
Conscription clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Conscription hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Conscription lands a pair of solid blows to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Conscription with a series of blows to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of right blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but Conscription steps aside.
+Conscription slams Coffeeguzzler with a pair of blows to the chin!!
Conscription lands a slow motion left blow to the head and Coffeeguzzler's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Eldrazi Conscription wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Coffeeguzzler receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Conscription remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 2: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 4: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 5: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 6: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 7: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 8: Eldrazi Conscription 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 2: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 4: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 5: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 6: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 7: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 8: Eldrazi Conscription 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 2: Happy Slappy Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 4: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 5: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 6: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 7: Eldrazi Conscription 10-9
Round 8: Eldrazi Conscription 10-7

Eldrazi Conscription wins by a knockout!