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(Heavyweight) Fart Smeller defeated Jack"The Giant Killer" Dempsey by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Tuesday, November 01, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is Fart Smeller!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 263 pounds (119 kilograms) is Jack"The Giant Killer" Dempsey!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Giant Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Giant Killer rocks Smeller with a barrage of glancing combinations to the temple.
Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Giant Killer punches Smeller with a pair of blows to the temple.
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+Smeller attacks with a barrage of punches to the head. The Giant Killer doesn't notice.
Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Giant Killer launches a series of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Giant Killer rocks Smeller with a volley of powerful shots to the jaw. Smeller ignores it.
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Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Smeller lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the nose, but The Giant Killer ducks.
+Smeller attacks with a mean jab to the jaw.
Smeller lands a well placed uppercut and The Giant Killer is knocked off his feet!!

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The Giant Killer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller tattoos The Giant Killer with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
-The Giant Killer lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Smeller stays away from it.
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Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+The Giant Killer throws Smeller with an elbow! The audience is howling!
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+Smeller solidly lands a pair of stinging punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller landed 19 of 31 punches, and Jack"The Giant Killer" Dempsey landed 11 of 24 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-8

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 10-8


Smeller doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Giant Killer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Giant Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Giant Killer drills Smeller with a furious left to the jaw.
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+Smeller shakes The Giant Killer with a series of vicious punches to the jaw.
Smeller lands a ferocious left blow to the temple and The Giant Killer's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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The Giant Killer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller thumps The Giant Killer with a commanding jab to the eye.
-The Giant Killer lashes out with a barrage of blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Smeller throws a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but The Giant Killer stays away from it.
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Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The fighters eye each other warily.
+The Giant Killer grazes Smeller with a powerful uppercut to the face.
+Smeller shakes The Giant Killer with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-The Giant Killer attempts a pair of left combinations to the temple, but Smeller escapes.
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Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Giant Killer staggers Smeller with a low blow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
Smeller tries to attack, but The Giant Killer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smeller strikes with a volley of commanding combinations to the mouth. The Giant Killer grimaces in pain.
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+Smeller jolts The Giant Killer with a flurry of nasty combinations to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fart Smeller landed 17 of 33 punches, and Jack"The Giant Killer" Dempsey landed 10 of 26 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-8

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 20-16


Smeller doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

The Giant Killer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 3

Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
The Giant Killer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Smeller lashes out with a series of combinations to the temple. The Giant Killer seems wobbly!
Smeller lands a bone crushing smash to the jaw and The Giant Killer falls senseless!!

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He's Out!
Fart Smeller wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

The Giant Killer is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-8
Round 2: Fart Smeller 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-8
Round 2: Fart Smeller 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-8
Round 2: Fart Smeller 10-8

Fart Smeller wins by a knockout!


          

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