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(Super-Welterweight) Mustard Pancakes and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler fought to a majority decision draw: 116-113, 114-114, 114-114.

Match Thursday, October 27, 2011

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Mustard Pancakes!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Pancakes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Pancakes launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
+Pancakes jars Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the stomach!!
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+Pancakes hits with a solid cross to the eye!!
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-Pancakes charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pancakes shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Pancakes takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Pancakes with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye. Pancakes doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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-Pancakes tries to land a series of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but Pancakes escapes.
+Pancakes annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty blows to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
-Pancakes probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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-Pancakes tries to land a right jab to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Pancakes attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Pancakes throws a nasty jab to the face.
+Pancakes smashes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Pancakes with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Pancakes takes it in the forearms.
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+Pancakes smacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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+Pancakes pokes Coffeeguzzler with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of vicious punches to the head. Pancakes covers up.
-Pancakes attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 51 of 76 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 23 of 38 punches.

Mustard Pancakes won the round 10-9

Mustard Pancakes is winning the fight 10-9


Pancakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pancakes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Pancakes lashes out with a right straight right to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Pancakes with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pancakes tries a straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Pancakes with a pair of hard punches to the mouth. Pancakes falls against the ropes!
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Pancakes beats a hasty retreat.
-Pancakes fires a pair of left shots to the head, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Pancakes with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a series of heavy punches to the chest!
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+Pancakes lashes out with a volley of mean punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
+Pancakes scores with a volley of glancing punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of left punches to the face, but Pancakes quickly backs away.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Pancakes steps aside.
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+Pancakes lands a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a commanding jab to the mouth.
-Pancakes probes with a pair of left punches to the head, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Pancakes with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+Pancakes hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 20 of 41 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 35 of 50 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Pancakes doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pancakes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Pancakes throws a series of punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but misses.
-Pancakes lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Pancakes with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of hard punches to the face.
-Pancakes throws a series of right punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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+Pancakes slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple. Pancakes beats a hasty retreat.
+Pancakes belts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a left jab to the stomach, but Pancakes escapes.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Pancakes ducks just in time.
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+Pancakes jolts Coffeeguzzler with a nasty jab to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Pancakes with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a left jab to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Pancakes throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler belts Pancakes with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw!!
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+Pancakes thumps Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Pancakes belts Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 33 of 46 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 29 of 54 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28


Pancakes doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Pancakes is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler jars Pancakes with a stiff cross to the stomach.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Pancakes with a volley of punches to the stomach! Pancakes sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Pancakes throws a pair of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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-Pancakes lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Pancakes tags Coffeeguzzler with a light sweeping right to the mouth.
-Pancakes attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Pancakes launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Pancakes scores with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Pancakes rocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Pancakes lunges with a volley of right punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Pancakes connects with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but Pancakes takes it in the forearms.
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+Pancakes tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of quick punches to the mouth!
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+Pancakes belts Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a left to the eye, but Pancakes backs out of it.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Pancakes with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Pancakes attacks with a volley of light punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 37 of 64 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 38 of 62 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37


Pancakes doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Pancakes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right sweeping right to the chest, but Pancakes ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of punches to the face. Pancakes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of solid punches to the mouth. Pancakes quickly recovers.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Pancakes with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a pair of shots to the nose, but Pancakes deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Pancakes with a series of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Pancakes with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Pancakes with a right to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 4 of 8 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 46 of 59 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 49-46


Pancakes doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Pancakes stays outside and uses his jab.
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Pancakes hits with a series of heavy punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of solid punches to the chin. Pancakes grimaces in pain.
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-Pancakes throws a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Pancakes shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of furious punches to the nose.
+Pancakes hits with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a jab to the jaw, but Pancakes escapes.
-Pancakes attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Pancakes with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a stiff cross to the eye. Pancakes grimaces in pain.
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+Pancakes pounds Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
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+Pancakes connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a jab to the temple. Pancakes beats a hasty retreat.
-Pancakes probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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-Pancakes attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
+Pancakes wakes up the fans with a volley of off balance punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a furious jab to the nose.
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+Pancakes grazes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs! Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 50 of 74 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 25 of 35 punches.

Mustard Pancakes won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56


Pancakes doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Pancakes stays outside and uses his jab.
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Pancakes deftly avoits it.
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-Pancakes charges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Pancakes with a series of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Pancakes lunges with a jab to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Pancakes attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Pancakes clocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Pancakes hits with a pair of off balance punches to the nose!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pancakes throws a jab to the head, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
+Pancakes annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Pancakes tosses a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Pancakes scores with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Pancakes lands a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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+Pancakes annoys Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Pancakes connects with a barrage of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler whacks Pancakes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple!
-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the chest, but Pancakes steps aside and laughs.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a right straight right to the chin, but Pancakes leaps aside.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Pancakes blocks.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of strong blows to the head!!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of solid punches to the chin.
-Pancakes attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Pancakes connects with a series of mean blows to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of commanding shots to the stomach. Pancakes doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 47 of 72 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 37 of 66 punches.

Mustard Pancakes won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 67-66


Pancakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Pancakes stays outside and uses his jab.
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler nails Pancakes with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pancakes lashes out with a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Pancakes connects with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Pancakes smashes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious blows to the chin!!
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Pancakes with a pair of shots to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Pancakes with a volley of furious punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Pancakes with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a barrage of right punches to the head, but Pancakes steps aside.
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-Pancakes attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Pancakes hits with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Pancakes smashes Coffeeguzzler with a heavy jab to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Pancakes with a volley of punches to the chest. Pancakes beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pancakes smashes Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Pancakes throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Pancakes with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of strong blows to the jaw.
-Pancakes probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but misses.
+Pancakes hits with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of furious punches to the face.
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+Pancakes tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a series of heavy punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Pancakes slams Coffeeguzzler with a nasty straight right to the face. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Pancakes backs out of it.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of right punches to the jaw, but Pancakes blocks.
-Pancakes lashes out with a left jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 43 of 72 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 45 of 70 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 77-75


Pancakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Pancakes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler pounds Pancakes with a series of punches to the face.
+Pancakes hits with a series of light punches to the head.
-Pancakes tries a series of punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Pancakes backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Pancakes belts Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
-Pancakes throws a right roundhouse to the face, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Pancakes leaps aside.
+Pancakes strikes with a roundhouse to the mouth.
+Pancakes annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Pancakes rocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
-Pancakes lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Pancakes with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but Pancakes ducks just in time.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Pancakes backs out of it.
-Pancakes attempts a pair of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
-Pancakes probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
-Pancakes attempts a series of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of blows to the jaw!!
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Pancakes with a pair of mean punches to the head. Pancakes falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Pancakes with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
-Pancakes attempts a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Pancakes scores with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Pancakes with a furious left to the eye.
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-Pancakes attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
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-Pancakes lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Pancakes with a volley of punches to the mouth. Pancakes gets mad!
+Pancakes backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nasty punches to the head!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 49 of 76 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 41 of 58 punches.

Mustard Pancakes won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 86-85


Pancakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Pancakes is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Pancakes with a straight right to the head. Pancakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler belts Pancakes with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a powerful cross to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Pancakes lands a barrage of painful shots to the nose!!
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Pancakes with a volley of shots to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
-Pancakes attempts a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Pancakes jolts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Pancakes launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Pancakes smashes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Pancakes with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Pancakes attempts a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
-Pancakes tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of heavy punches to the chest. Pancakes quickly recovers.
+Pancakes nails Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pancakes nails Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the jaw. Pancakes shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Pancakes with a volley of loud punches to the mouth!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth. Pancakes grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Pancakes with a jab to the head.
+Pancakes catches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the eye!!
+Pancakes nails Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the head.
+Pancakes connects with a pair of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler belts Pancakes with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Pancakes escapes.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 50 of 77 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 58 of 95 punches.

Mustard Pancakes won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Pancakes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Pancakes moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Pancakes catches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a jab to the chin, but Pancakes takes it in the forearms.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of left punches to the head, but Pancakes ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Pancakes with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Pancakes fires a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of solid punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Pancakes with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of nice punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of painful punches to the mouth. Pancakes laughs!
+Pancakes jolts Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Pancakes tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a roundhouse to the mouth!
-Pancakes attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Pancakes lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a loud jab to the face.
+Pancakes solidly lands a pair of punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+Pancakes strikes with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of punches to the nose, but Pancakes ducks just in time.
+Pancakes lands a jab to the head.
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+Pancakes lands a series of stiff punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of mean punches to the chin. Pancakes asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest!! Pancakes doesn't notice.
+Pancakes attacks with a vicious jab to the head. Coffeeguzzler covers up.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Pancakes attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
-Pancakes probes with a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
...
+Pancakes hits with a pair of punches to the face.
-Pancakes charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
...
-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pancakes tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
-Pancakes throws a jab to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler punches Pancakes with a series of furious punches to the chin.
+Pancakes hammers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+Pancakes takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Pancakes tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a stiff left to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the head. Pancakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Pancakes with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
...
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Pancakes with a volley of solid punches to the eye!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 59 of 95 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 58 of 90 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 105-104


Pancakes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Pancakes moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler hammers Pancakes with a powerful roundhouse to the chest. Pancakes covers up.
+Pancakes rocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
+Pancakes belts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a series of powerful punches to the chin. Pancakes sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Pancakes tries a barrage of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Pancakes hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Pancakes with a right to the head.
+Pancakes catches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Pancakes with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Pancakes connects with a series of wild punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Pancakes hurts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but Pancakes deftly avoits it.
...
...
...
-Pancakes attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Pancakes with a volley of powerful punches to the chin. Pancakes beats a hasty retreat.
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a flurry of strong punches to the eye. Pancakes laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler punches Pancakes with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Pancakes with a jab to the jaw. Pancakes gets mad!
...
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a series of right punches to the head, but Pancakes ties him up.
+Pancakes catches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler suprises Pancakes with a pair of punches to the chest. Pancakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Pancakes with a series of wild punches to the temple.
...
-Pancakes launches a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
-Pancakes attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
+Pancakes slams Coffeeguzzler with a series of quick punches to the nose.
...
...
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Pancakes with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
...
-Pancakes lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
-Pancakes charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Pancakes launches a volley of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
+Pancakes fires a vicious jab to the temple.
...
+Coffeeguzzler lands a mean right to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of punches to the temple. Pancakes ignores it.
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Mustard Pancakes landed 50 of 90 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 59 of 83 punches.

Mustard Pancakes won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Pancakes grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 4: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 12: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: Mustard Pancakes 116-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 8: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 9: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 11: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 7: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 10: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 11: Mustard Pancakes 10-9
Round 12: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!

          

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