Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\829771.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) Duke of Dorkdom 84 defeated Barack Obama by majority decision: 115-113, 114-114, 115-113.Match Saturday, October 15, 2011In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Barack Obama!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 84!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
...
-Dorkdom 84 launches a series of left combinations to the eye, but only hits air.
...
+Dorkdom 84 fires a barrage of wild blows to the chin!
+Obama connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 84 probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
...
...
+Obama stuns Dorkdom 84 with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
+Obama tattoos Dorkdom 84 with a series of punches to the ribs.
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 84 hits with a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 84 throws a jab to the jaw, but misses completely.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Obama lands a series of punches to the ribs.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Obama deftly avoits it.
...
+Dorkdom 84 wallops Obama with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 19 of 23 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 24 of 51 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 10-9
Obama doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkdom 84 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
...
-Dorkdom 84 charges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Obama leaps aside.
...
...
+Obama hits with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
-Dorkdom 84 throws a series of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 launches a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 staggers Obama with a hook to the ribs.
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 throws a stinging straight right to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 84 fires a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
...
...
...
+Obama suprises Dorkdom 84 with a mean jab to the stomach.
...
-Dorkdom 84 fires a volley of shots to the chest, but Obama leaps aside.
+Dorkdom 84 lashes out with a flurry of solid blows to the ribs. Obama laughs!
...
+Obama rocks Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 19 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 26 of 49 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 20-18
Obama doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkdom 84 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Obama attacks with a solid cross to the nose. Dorkdom 84 retreats to the far corner.
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 takes charge with a light cross to the stomach!
+Dorkdom 84 fires a roundhouse to the solar plexus!
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkdom 84 hammers Obama with a barrage of glancing blows to the ribs.
...
+Obama lands a flurry of commanding punches to the face!
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 paws a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Obama catches Dorkdom 84 with a flurry of shots to the nose!!
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 lunges with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
...
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
...
+Obama hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
...
+Dorkdom 84 staggers Obama with a volley of shots to the chest.
+Obama annoys Dorkdom 84 with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 paws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 84 probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Obama ducks just in time.
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 23 of 26 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 21 of 50 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 30-27
Obama doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkdom 84 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 fires a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 slams Obama with a roundhouse to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama staggers Dorkdom 84 with a volley of punches to the temple.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama clocks Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 throws a volley of left shots to the chest, but fails to score.
...
...
...
+Obama pops Dorkdom 84 with a pair of hard punches to the face.
...
...
...
...
+Obama nails Dorkdom 84 with a volley of vicious shots to the face. Dorkdom 84 doesn't seem bothered.
...
...
...
+Obama shakes Dorkdom 84 with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 84 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 23 of 26 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 39-37
Obama doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkdom 84 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
...
...
...
+Obama pops Dorkdom 84 with a volley of punches to the face.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama stuns Dorkdom 84 with a furious roundhouse to the stomach. Dorkdom 84 grimaces in pain.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 tags Obama with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
-Dorkdom 84 lunges with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Obama ducks.
+Obama jars Dorkdom 84 with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
...
+Obama takes charge with a pair of punches to the head.
...
-Dorkdom 84 tries a pair of punches to the chest, but Obama backs out of it.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 tags Obama with a flurry of solid shots to the chest.
...
...
...
...
+Obama lands a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus.
...
...
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 23 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 10 of 26 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 48-47
Obama doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkdom 84 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
...
+Dorkdom 84 pummels Obama with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 84 fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkdom 84 tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dorkdom 84 attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 fires a flurry of painful punches to the face.
...
...
...
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Obama lands a pair of commanding shots to the eye.
+Obama jolts Dorkdom 84 with a straight right to the eye.
+Dorkdom 84 jolts Obama with a volley of punches to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 jars Obama with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Obama grimaces in pain.
...
+Dorkdom 84 throws a volley of vicious shots to the face.
+Obama strikes with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
...
-Obama lashes out with a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Dorkdom 84 attacks with a pair of left shots to the eye, but Obama blocks.
+Dorkdom 84 annoys Obama with a series of blows to the jaw. Obama gets mad!
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkdom 84 belts Obama with a barrage of furious punches to the eye!
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Obama lands a pair of off balance punches to the face.
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Obama punches Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 21 of 31 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 31 of 63 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 58-56
Obama doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkdom 84 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Obama lands a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Obama throws a powerful roundhouse to the chin!
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 84 fires a pair of light punches to the jaw!
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkdom 84 punches Obama with a series of wild shots to the stomach.
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama belts Dorkdom 84 with a hard cross to the face!!
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a left straight right to the chin, but Obama quickly backs away.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Obama leaps aside.
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 hurts Obama with a volley of strong blows to the face.
-Dorkdom 84 throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
-Dorkdom 84 fires a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Obama covers himself well.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 84 hits with a series of shots to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a volley of blows to the face, but misses completely.
+Dorkdom 84 fires a barrage of punches to the mouth. Obama beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkdom 84 throws a pair of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
+Dorkdom 84 hurts Obama with a glancing straight right to the eye. Obama hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 22 of 30 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 29 of 67 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 68-65
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom 84 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
...
+Obama lands a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
...
+Dorkdom 84 suprises Obama with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus.
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but Obama backs out of it.
-Dorkdom 84 throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Obama ducks just in time.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkdom 84 suprises Obama with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama pounds Dorkdom 84 with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
+Obama attacks with a series of off balance punches to the nose. Dorkdom 84 laughs!
-Dorkdom 84 fires a pair of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dorkdom 84 fires a volley of blows to the jaw.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 pokes Obama with a pair of commanding punches to the face.
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkdom 84 tattoos Obama with a pair of solid blows to the face.
...
...
+Obama connects with a barrage of punches to the chin.
...
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a series of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Dorkdom 84 fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but Obama ducks just in time.
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 grazes Obama with a pair of mean blows to the head.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Obama hits Dorkdom 84 with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
...
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 35 of 41 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 32 of 63 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 77-75
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom 84 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
+Obama whacks Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Obama connects with a volley of nasty punches to the chin.
+Obama pounds Dorkdom 84 with a pair of light punches to the face.
...
...
+Obama belts Dorkdom 84 with a pair of loud punches to the face.
...
...
+Obama suprises Dorkdom 84 with a volley of punches to the face.
...
+Obama suprises Dorkdom 84 with a nice uppercut to the face!
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Obama hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. Dorkdom 84 laughs!
...
...
...
+Obama punches Dorkdom 84 with a volley of punches to the stomach!! Dorkdom 84 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
...
...
...
+Obama tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 84 fires a pair of shots to the face!
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 throws a series of right blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Obama staggers Dorkdom 84 with a stinging straight right to the nose. Dorkdom 84 backpedals to his own corner.
+Obama hits Dorkdom 84 with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 54 of 54 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 8 of 16 punches.
Barack Obama won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 86-85
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom 84 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 lashes out with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Obama steps aside.
...
+Obama thumps Dorkdom 84 with a pair of hard punches to the head.
...
...
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 paws a right uppercut to the jaw, but Obama hides behind his gloves.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 84 attacks with a pair of left blows to the chin, but goes wide.
+Dorkdom 84 strikes with a pair of off balance shots to the ribs.
+Obama scores with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
...
...
...
-Obama lunges with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Dorkdom 84 steps aside.
...
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Dorkdom 84 lands a pair of shots to the chin.
...
-Obama attempts a series of right punches to the head, but Dorkdom 84 stays away from it.
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Obama beats a hasty retreat.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 84 tosses a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 slams Obama with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
...
+Obama hits Dorkdom 84 with a jab to the eye.
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but Obama escapes.
...
+Dorkdom 84 stuns Obama with a volley of furious shots to the mouth.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
-Dorkdom 84 paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Dorkdom 84 tosses a barrage of nasty blows to the solar plexus. Obama sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
...
...
-Dorkdom 84 paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 27 of 39 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 49 of 89 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 96-94
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom 84 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
...
...
...
...
+Obama connects with a uppercut to the chin.
-Dorkdom 84 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Obama blocks.
-Dorkdom 84 tries a volley of left blows to the nose, but goes wide.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 84 annoys Obama with a barrage of solid blows to the eye.
+Obama tattoos Dorkdom 84 with a roundhouse to the eye.
+Obama punches Dorkdom 84 with a powerful jab to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
...
...
...
+Obama whacks Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 84 falls against the ropes!
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 84 tags Obama with a flurry of light blows to the temple.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 attacks with a pair of quick blows to the head.
...
-Dorkdom 84 probes with a series of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
+Obama belts Dorkdom 84 with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Obama covers himself well.
...
...
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
...
-Dorkdom 84 probes with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
...
-Dorkdom 84 lunges with a pair of left blows to the head, but Obama covers himself well.
+Dorkdom 84 staggers Obama with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
...
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
...
+Dorkdom 84 clocks Obama with a flurry of shots to the eye! Obama doesn't notice.
+Obama drills Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Obama hits with a barrage of commanding blows to the jaw. Dorkdom 84 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
...
-Obama throws a pair of left punches to the face, but misses.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Dorkdom 84 suprises Obama with a flurry of blows to the head.
...
-Obama lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Dorkdom 84 covers himself well.
+Obama wallops Dorkdom 84 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 44 of 56 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 45 of 86 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 106-103
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom 84 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Obama is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 84 flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
+Obama tattoos Dorkdom 84 with a volley of stiff blows to the mouth.
...
-Dorkdom 84 throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 84 throws a pair of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Obama grazes Dorkdom 84 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 84 shakes his head to clear it.
+Dorkdom 84 attacks with a flurry of light blows to the chest.
...
+Dorkdom 84 tattoos Obama with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
+Obama hurts Dorkdom 84 with a volley of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 84 retreats to the far corner.
...
...
+Obama punches Dorkdom 84 with a volley of punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 84 laughs!
...
...
...
...
...
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 84 thumps Obama with a flurry of blows to the eye.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 drills Obama with a pair of solid blows to the eye! Obama ignores it.
+ The fighters swap shots to the chin.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 84 throws a barrage of left blows to the face, but misses completely.
Obama tries to attack, but Dorkdom 84 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Obama suprises Dorkdom 84 with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a right jab to the jaw, but Obama quickly backs away.
+Dorkdom 84 annoys Obama with a volley of punches to the chin!
-Dorkdom 84 probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but Obama hides behind his gloves.
+Obama fires a pair of punches to the face!!
...
...
...
+Obama lands a sweeping right to the eye.
-Dorkdom 84 attempts a series of punches to the head, but Obama ducks just in time.
+Dorkdom 84 tosses a flurry of stiff blows to the face.
...
...
+Dorkdom 84 pummels Obama with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Obama catches Dorkdom 84 with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
+Dorkdom 84 hurts Obama with a barrage of hard shots to the ribs.
+Obama throws a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
+Obama tattoos Dorkdom 84 with a series of punches to the face.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Barack Obama landed 43 of 57 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 84 landed 49 of 86 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 84 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 84 is winning the fight 116-112
Obama remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkdom 84 is obviously tired.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 3: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 4: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 5: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 8: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 9: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 84 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 3: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 4: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 5: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 8: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 9: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 11: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 3: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 4: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 5: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 8: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 9: Barack Obama 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Round 12: Duke of Dorkdom 84 10-9
Total Score: Duke of Dorkdom 84 115-113
Duke of Dorkdom 84 wins by decision!
|