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(Cruiserweight) Duke of Dorkdom 83 defeated Fanklin Roosevelt by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Sunday, September 25, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 83!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Fanklin Roosevelt!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1

Dorkdom 83 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Roosevelt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dorkdom 83 hits Roosevelt with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 83 throws a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Roosevelt hides behind his gloves.
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+Roosevelt fires a volley of blows to the chest.
Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Roosevelt drills Dorkdom 83 with a heavy hook to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 83 punches Roosevelt with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Roosevelt solidly lands a series of shots to the stomach. Dorkdom 83 seems wobbly!
+Dorkdom 83 stuns Roosevelt with a solid left to the solar plexus. Roosevelt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 17 of 25 punches, and Fanklin Roosevelt landed 17 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 83 doesn't even want to rest!

Roosevelt doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 2

Dorkdom 83 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Roosevelt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Roosevelt fires a flurry of stiff shots to the face!!
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+Dorkdom 83 punches Roosevelt with a series of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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+Roosevelt hurts Dorkdom 83 with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Roosevelt strikes with a flurry of powerful shots to the face.
-Dorkdom 83 attacks with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Roosevelt covers himself well.
+Roosevelt lands a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Roosevelt punches Dorkdom 83 with a quick hook to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Roosevelt tattoos Dorkdom 83 with a uppercut to the chest.
+Dorkdom 83 nails Roosevelt with a volley of strong punches to the ribs. Roosevelt doesn't seem bothered.
+Roosevelt shakes Dorkdom 83 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Roosevelt hits with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 83 clocks Roosevelt with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 16 of 25 punches, and Fanklin Roosevelt landed 34 of 49 punches.

Fanklin Roosevelt won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 83 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

Roosevelt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 3

Dorkdom 83 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Roosevelt grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Roosevelt suprises Dorkdom 83 with a stinging hook to the solar plexus.
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+Roosevelt throws a flurry of shots to the stomach. Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom 83 punches Roosevelt with a pair of commanding shots to the ribs. Roosevelt quickly recovers.
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+Dorkdom 83 wakes up the fans with a barrage of wild shots to the stomach.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 83 hits with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Roosevelt lashes out with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Roosevelt paws a hook to the ribs, but Dorkdom 83 deftly avoits it.
-Dorkdom 83 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Roosevelt steps aside.
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+Roosevelt hits with a straight right to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 16 of 23 punches, and Fanklin Roosevelt landed 15 of 31 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 29-28


Dorkdom 83 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Roosevelt is slowing down.


ROUND 4

Dorkdom 83 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Roosevelt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Roosevelt paws a series of right shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Roosevelt hits with a series of heavy blows to the temple.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Roosevelt probes with a right uppercut to the head, but goes wide.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Roosevelt thumps Dorkdom 83 with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 83 backpedals to his own corner.
Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Roosevelt jars Dorkdom 83 with a series of shots to the chin.
+Roosevelt scores with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Roosevelt throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkdom 83 ties him up.
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-Dorkdom 83 paws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Roosevelt deftly avoits it.
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+Roosevelt tags Dorkdom 83 with a barrage of shots to the face.
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Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkdom 83 tries to attack, but Roosevelt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Roosevelt whacks Dorkdom 83 with a volley of shots to the head!
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+Dorkdom 83 whacks Roosevelt with a volley of loud blows to the ribs. Roosevelt backpedals to his own corner.
+Dorkdom 83 drills Roosevelt with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest. Roosevelt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkdom 83 thumps Roosevelt with a strong right to the chest. Roosevelt doesn't notice.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 83 landed 21 of 32 punches, and Fanklin Roosevelt landed 30 of 47 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 83 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkdom 83 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

Roosevelt collapses limply onto his stool.


ROUND 5

Dorkdom 83 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Roosevelt fights inside. (inside)

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-Roosevelt tries to land a barrage of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom 83 lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom 83 lands a lightning right smash to the jaw and Roosevelt falls senseless!!

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Roosevelt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 83 jolts Roosevelt with a barrage of wild blows to the chest.
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Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 83 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 83 throws a series of quick punches to the chest. Roosevelt doesn't notice. Dorkdom 83 is raining blows! Roosevelt falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Duke of Dorkdom 83 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 83 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Roosevelt can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 2: Fanklin Roosevelt 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 2: Fanklin Roosevelt 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 2: Fanklin Roosevelt 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 83 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 83 wins by a technical knockout!