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(Heavyweight) Fart Smeller defeated John Bull by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-111, 116-111.

Match Saturday, September 17, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is John Bull!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is Fart Smeller!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John tags Smeller with a volley of punches to the jaw!!
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John strikes with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+John smashes Smeller with a quick hook to the jaw.
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-Smeller attacks with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but John covers himself well.
+Smeller smacks John with a loud jab to the solar plexus.
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-John paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Smeller covers himself well.
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-Smeller lunges with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
+John lashes out with a barrage of commanding punches to the chin.
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+Smeller hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
-John attacks with a right straight right to the mouth, but falls short.
+John annoys Smeller with a series of commanding punches to the eye!
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+Smeller pops John with a barrage of wild shots to the stomach.
-Smeller probes with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but John escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 24 of 30 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 16 of 41 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 10-9


John doesn't want to stop fighting!

Smeller doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+John pops Smeller with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
+John throws a pair of vicious punches to the head.
-Smeller launches a pair of left shots to the ribs, but John covers himself well.
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+Smeller tattoos John with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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+Smeller wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the stomach. John ignores it.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Smeller probes with a series of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Smeller probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+John smacks Smeller with a series of loud combinations to the mouth.
+Smeller hits with a straight right to the stomach.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Smeller attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 23 of 33 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 19 of 43 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 20-18


John doesn't even want to rest!

Smeller doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-John lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Smeller ducks just in time.
+Smeller scores with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-John attacks with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+John tattoos Smeller with a flurry of stinging combinations to the chin. Smeller doesn't notice.
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+John stuns Smeller with a flurry of quick combinations to the eye. Smeller beats a hasty retreat.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John strikes with a pair of combinations to the face.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John fires a series of solid punches to the chin. Smeller hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Smeller launches a flurry of blows to the ribs, but John narrowly avoids it
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-Smeller probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but John ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 18 of 31 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 7 of 16 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 29-28


John remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Smeller doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+John smacks Smeller with a series of loud combinations to the eye.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John stuns Smeller with a flurry of commanding shots to the jaw. Smeller hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Smeller throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Smeller attacks with a volley of blows to the face.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John solidly lands a flurry of combinations to the chin. Smeller laughs!
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John stuns Smeller with a volley of loud combinations to the face.
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+Smeller fires a flurry of loud blows to the jaw.
-Smeller tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but John takes it in the forearms.
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+John scores with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 22 of 30 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 14 of 25 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


John remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 5

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+John backs up Smeller with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John wakes up the fans with a series of painful blows to the mouth.
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+John tattoos Smeller with a volley of solid combinations to the face.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller jars John with a barrage of heavy combinations to the chin. John doesn't notice.
+Smeller jars John with a barrage of quick combinations to the eye.
+John annoys Smeller with a barrage of combinations to the face. Smeller shakes his head to clear it.
-Smeller throws a pair of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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-John charges with a straight right to the mouth, but Smeller hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 22 of 31 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 11 of 24 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 48-47


John grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 6

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
+John scores with a volley of nice blows to the nose. Smeller retreats to the far corner.
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-John tries a flurry of shots to the head, but Smeller steps aside.
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+Smeller pops John with a flurry of stiff shots to the solar plexus!
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Smeller probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Smeller belts John with a right to the chest.
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+John punches Smeller with a volley of blows to the nose!!
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Smeller launches a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but John hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 15 of 26 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 9 of 26 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


John grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 7

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Smeller throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Smeller pounds John with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Smeller tries to land a volley of left shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
-John lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but Smeller hides behind his gloves.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Smeller probes with a series of left combinations to the ribs, but goes wide.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John lands a flurry of wild combinations to the face. Smeller hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-John throws a barrage of left combinations to the head, but misses completely.
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+John thumps Smeller with a light straight right to the head.
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-Smeller attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Smeller wakes up the fans with a pair of light shots to the ribs.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller fires a flurry of vicious blows to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 13 of 24 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 18 of 40 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 67-66


John is obviously tired.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 8

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Smeller hits with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Smeller throws a barrage of right blows to the temple, but John backs out of it.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-John attempts a pair of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+John wakes up the fans with a series of quick punches to the eye.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Smeller throws a left straight right to the nose, but John stays away from it.
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+Smeller lashes out with a volley of commanding blows to the chin. John ignores it.
+John strikes with a series of off balance blows to the head. Smeller falls against the ropes!
+John hits with a off balance jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 14 of 24 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 10 of 23 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 77-75


John is obviously tired. He has cut below the left eye.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.



ROUND 9

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

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-Smeller tries a volley of left blows to the eye, but John deftly avoits it.
+John drills Smeller with a barrage of combinations to the jaw.
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+John catches Smeller with a pair of stiff combinations to the head.
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+Smeller smacks John with a flurry of blows to the face!!
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-Smeller paws a series of blows to the face, but John quickly backs away.
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-Smeller launches a volley of blows to the chin, but John escapes.
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-John probes with a barrage of combinations to the nose, but Smeller escapes.
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+Smeller fires a pair of stiff combinations to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 15 of 22 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 13 of 33 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 87-84


John is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 10

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-John lunges with a volley of left combinations to the head, but misses completely.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smeller lands a pair of commanding blows to the temple.
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-Smeller attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+John hits with a volley of wild shots to the chin.
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-Smeller throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Smeller thumps John with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-John attempts a straight right to the mouth, but Smeller steps aside and laughs.
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John tries to attack, but Smeller hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 11 of 21 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 11 of 25 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 97-93


John is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye.



ROUND 11

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

+Smeller fires a volley of shots to the head. John doesn't seem bothered.
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+John jars Smeller with a pair of off balance combinations to the nose.
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+Smeller punches John with a barrage of strong combinations to the eye.
Smeller lands a ferocious right punch in the nose and John falls to the canvas!!

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John struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Smeller shakes John with a barrage of punches to the head.
Smeller lands a thundering left uppercut and John staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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John struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+John rocks Smeller with a series of stiff combinations to the jaw.
+John fires a sweeping right to the mouth!!
-Smeller lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple, but John beats a hasty retreat.
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-Smeller fires a roundhouse to the chin, but John takes it in the forearms.
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-John tries to land a pair of combinations to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Smeller charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but John hides behind his gloves.
-John lashes out with a volley of left combinations to the head, but Smeller takes it in the forearms.
+Smeller jolts John with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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-Smeller attempts a flurry of left shots to the temple, but John ducks.
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+Smeller lands a barrage of shots to the face. John retreats to the far corner.
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+John smacks Smeller with a barrage of off balance combinations to the chin. Smeller shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 11 of 24 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 14 of 33 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-7

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 107-100


John looks exhausted. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.



ROUND 12

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

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+John throws a pair of heavy punches to the nose. Smeller sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Smeller attempts a series of right shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Smeller lashes out with a uppercut to the chin, but John leaps aside.
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-Smeller attempts a jab to the nose, but John steps aside.
-John launches a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Smeller leaps aside.
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-John paws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Smeller ties him up.
+Smeller thumps John with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-John attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but Smeller deftly avoits it.
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+John lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Smeller retreats to the far corner.
-John throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+John lands a series of punches to the temple.
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+John punches Smeller with a series of furious blows to the jaw!!
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-John attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Smeller covers himself well.
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-John attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 23 of 45 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 9 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Fart Smeller is winning the fight 117-110


John looks exhausted. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: John Bull 10-9
Round 4: John Bull 10-9
Round 5: John Bull 10-9
Round 6: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 8: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 9: John Bull 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 11: Fart Smeller 10-7
Round 12: John Bull 10-9

Total Score: Fart Smeller 115-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 3: John Bull 10-9
Round 4: John Bull 10-9
Round 5: John Bull 10-9
Round 6: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 8: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 9: John Bull 10-9
Round 10: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 11: Fart Smeller 10-7
Round 12: John Bull 10-9

Total Score: Fart Smeller 115-111


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 3: John Bull 10-9
Round 4: John Bull 10-9
Round 5: John Bull 10-9
Round 6: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 7: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 8: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 11: Fart Smeller 10-7
Round 12: John Bull 10-9

Total Score: Fart Smeller 116-111

Fart Smeller wins by decision!


          

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