Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\828582.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Duke of Dorkdom 196 defeated Normal Good Clown Despise Me by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, September 12, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 196!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 94 pounds (43 kilograms) is Normal Good Clown Despise Me!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 196 is brawling. (inside)
Normal grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
+Dorkdom 196 pummels Normal with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 196 annoys Normal with a flurry of shots to the head.
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Dorkdom 196 tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 196 throws a pair of blows to the face. Normal is hurt!
Dorkdom 196 lands a tremendous smash to the jaw and Normal staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 196 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 196 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Normal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Duke of Dorkdom 196 wins by a knockout!
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