Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\828499.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) Duke of Dorkdom 88 defeated Fanklin Roosevelt by disqualification in round 1.Match Saturday, September 10, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 88!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Fanklin Roosevelt!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 88 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Roosevelt is using the ring. (using the ring)
Roosevelt tries to attack, but Dorkdom 88 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 88 attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom 88 tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom 88 pokes Roosevelt with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Roosevelt fires Dorkdom 88 with an illegal rabbit punch! Duke of Dorkdom 88 pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Duke of Dorkdom 88 wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Dorkdom 88 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Roosevelt doesn't want to stop fighting!
Duke of Dorkdom 88 wins by a foul!
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