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(Heavyweight) John Bull defeated Fart Smeller by split decision: 115-112, 113-114, 114-112.

Match Saturday, September 10, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 222 pounds (101 kilograms) is John Bull!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is Fart Smeller!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller covers up.

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+Smeller hits with a pair of light shots to the stomach!!
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+John fires a heavy jab to the jaw.
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+John attacks with a pair of combinations to the nose.
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+John clocks Smeller with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-John probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Smeller blocks.
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-Smeller fires a roundhouse to the chest, but John deftly avoits it.
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+Smeller hits with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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+John attacks with a pair of stiff combinations to the temple.
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+Smeller punches John with a series of punches to the chest.
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+John hits with a barrage of nasty combinations to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 22 of 34 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 14 of 23 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 10-9


John doesn't even want to rest!

Smeller doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

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-John throws a volley of right combinations to the eye, but fails to score.
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+John tags Smeller with a pair of heavy combinations to the nose.
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-Smeller probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-John charges with a series of combinations to the temple, but Smeller beats a hasty retreat.
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+Smeller fires a barrage of shots to the stomach. John doesn't seem bothered.
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+Smeller hurts John with a pair of vicious blows to the chest. John sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+John tags Smeller with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 22 of 32 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 12 of 24 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 20-18


John remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Smeller doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

+John solidly lands a barrage of off balance combinations to the head.
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-Smeller probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Smeller pokes John with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
Smeller lands a well placed right blow to the head and John is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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John struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Smeller tries a barrage of left blows to the temple, but fails to score.
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-John fires a flurry of right combinations to the face, but Smeller leaps aside.
-Smeller attacks with a right hook to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+John catches Smeller with a pair of combinations to the head.
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+John strikes with a series of furious punches to the eye.
+John hurts Smeller with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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+Smeller throws a flurry of combinations to the face.
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+Smeller slams John with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 20 of 34 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 19 of 34 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


John remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

+John wakes up the fans with a barrage of commanding blows to the stomach.
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+Smeller smashes John with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+John wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach!
+John smashes Smeller with a flurry of furious shots to the chest. Smeller sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Smeller paws a right cross to the chest, but John blocks.
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+John tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Smeller seems wobbly!
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-John attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Smeller throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+John annoys Smeller with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Smeller is hurt!
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-Smeller fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-John lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 23 of 40 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 8 of 24 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 38-37


John grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Smeller remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

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+John connects with a series of quick punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Smeller connects with a barrage of mean shots to the chest.
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-Smeller tries a pair of right punches to the chest, but John steps aside and laughs.
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+John slams Smeller with a flurry of furious shots to the jaw.
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+John smashes Smeller with a volley of quick shots to the temple.
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+John hammers Smeller with a light jab to the nose.
-Smeller paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+John grazes Smeller with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-John charges with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Smeller ducks.
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+Smeller lands a pair of light blows to the stomach. John backpedals to his own corner.
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-Smeller lunges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but John escapes.
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+Smeller pops John with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 23 of 33 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 15 of 33 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 48-46


John is obviously tired.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

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-John tries a barrage of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+John backs up Smeller with a pair of punches to the mouth!!
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+John jars Smeller with a strong jab to the ribs.
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+John backs up Smeller with a volley of heavy punches to the chest. Smeller falls against the ropes!
-Smeller attacks with a flurry of shots to the temple, but John steps aside.
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-Smeller tries a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses.
+Smeller lashes out with a sweeping right to the temple.
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-Smeller lunges with a flurry of shots to the head, but John ties him up.
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-Smeller probes with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but John leaps aside.
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+John tags Smeller with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 24 of 31 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 6 of 33 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 58-55


John is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

-Smeller probes with a barrage of left combinations to the temple, but misses.
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-Smeller throws a pair of left blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Smeller rocks John with a series of mean blows to the jaw.
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-John tries a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Smeller lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the head, but John escapes.
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-Smeller attempts a barrage of shots to the face, but John leaps aside.
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-Smeller tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
+John lashes out with a series of stiff combinations to the chin.
+John wallops Smeller with a sweeping right to the chin!
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+John grazes Smeller with a volley of stinging combinations to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 14 of 25 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 9 of 31 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 68-64


John is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

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-Smeller fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Smeller lunges with a flurry of shots to the head, but John takes it in the forearms.
-Smeller attempts a series of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-John launches a series of punches to the nose, but Smeller escapes.
+Smeller hammers John with a flurry of powerful combinations to the mouth.
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+John wallops Smeller with a series of furious combinations to the mouth. Smeller hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-John probes with a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+John tags Smeller with a jab to the temple.
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-Smeller probes with a left straight right to the head, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 11 of 24 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 9 of 33 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 77-74


John is obviously tired. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

-Smeller charges with a volley of right punches to the head, but misses.
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-Smeller lashes out with a pair of shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Smeller slams John with a series of nasty punches to the temple. John seems wobbly!
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-Smeller lunges with a barrage of left blows to the face, but John ducks just in time.
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-Smeller attempts a barrage of shots to the chin, but falls short.
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+John connects with a barrage of loud combinations to the temple.
-John tries a volley of right combinations to the head, but Smeller beats a hasty retreat.
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-John throws a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but Smeller ties him up.
+John attacks with a volley of combinations to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 11 of 22 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 9 of 33 punches.

Fart Smeller won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 86-84


John is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 10

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller comes out fighting.

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+Smeller hits John with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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-Smeller probes with a series of left shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-John attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Smeller ties him up.
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-John lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Smeller paws a volley of right blows to the face, but John leaps aside.
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-Smeller throws a pair of left shots to the face, but John hides behind his gloves.
+John belts Smeller with a flurry of punches to the face! Smeller ignores it.
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-Smeller lashes out with a barrage of shots to the temple, but fails to score.
-Smeller throws a volley of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-John launches a pair of punches to the head, but Smeller deftly avoits it.
-John attempts a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Smeller quickly backs away.
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+John tosses a volley of stiff punches to the nose!!
+John hits with a series of painful punches to the face.
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+John tosses a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 19 of 42 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 5 of 32 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 96-93


John is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Smeller grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 11

John is using the ring. (using the ring)
Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-John probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Smeller steps aside.
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-Smeller attempts a left straight right to the face, but misses completely.
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-Smeller attempts a jab to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Smeller lunges with a series of right punches to the head, but John takes it in the forearms.
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+Smeller attacks with John with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Smeller nails John with a barrage of combinations to the temple.
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-John lunges with a combination to the eye, but Smeller beats a hasty retreat.
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+John thumps Smeller with a pair of mean blows to the jaw.
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-John fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Smeller covers himself well.
-Smeller throws a flurry of combinations to the chin, but falls short.
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-John lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but Smeller backs out of it.
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-John paws a series of right punches to the nose, but Smeller ducks.
-Smeller tries to land a series of right combinations to the jaw, but John stays away from it.
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+John annoys Smeller with a quick right to the head!
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+John attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 13 of 33 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 6 of 32 punches.

John Bull won the round 10-9

John Bull is winning the fight 106-102


John is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Smeller is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 12

John tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Smeller tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Smeller attempts a combination to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Smeller fires a pair of combinations to the chin, but only hits air.
-John tries a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Smeller pummels John with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
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+Smeller pummels John with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Smeller fires a series of combinations to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+John fires a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Smeller throws a volley of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-John probes with a pair of left combinations to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Smeller paws a series of right combinations to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John Bull landed 11 of 25 punches, and Fart Smeller landed 6 of 30 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

John Bull is winning the fight 115-111


John is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.

Smeller is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: John Bull 10-9
Round 2: John Bull 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller 10-8
Round 4: John Bull 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: John Bull 10-9
Round 7: John Bull 10-9
Round 8: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 10: John Bull 10-9
Round 11: John Bull 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: John Bull 115-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 2: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller 10-8
Round 4: John Bull 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: John Bull 10-9
Round 7: John Bull 10-9
Round 8: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 10: John Bull 10-9
Round 11: John Bull 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Fart Smeller 114-113


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 2: John Bull 10-9
Round 3: Fart Smeller 10-8
Round 4: John Bull 10-9
Round 5: John Bull 10-9
Round 6: John Bull 10-9
Round 7: John Bull 10-9
Round 8: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 9: Fart Smeller 10-9
Round 10: John Bull 10-9
Round 11: John Bull 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: John Bull 114-112

John Bull wins by decision!


          

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