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(Welterweight) Duke of Dorkdom 29 defeated Brian Laudrup by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, September 08, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Brian Laudrup!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 29!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkdom 29 attempts a left left to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Laudrup attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 29 is hurt!
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laudrup jolts Dorkdom 29 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 29 hurts Laudrup with a pair of stiff blows to the chest.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Laudrup catches Dorkdom 29 with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Laudrup shakes Dorkdom 29 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 29 throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Laudrup stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 29 hits with a pair of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 29 probes with a series of blows to the chest, but Laudrup backs out of it.
+Laudrup rocks Dorkdom 29 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 31 of 34 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 11 of 33 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 10-9


Laudrup doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkdom 29 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Laudrup fires a light jab to the mouth. Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 29 tries to land a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Laudrup takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkdom 29 throws a series of solid shots to the stomach.
-Dorkdom 29 fires a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Laudrup ducks.
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-Dorkdom 29 lunges with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Laudrup narrowly avoids it
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+Laudrup backs up Dorkdom 29 with a pair of mean punches to the eye.
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+Laudrup rocks Dorkdom 29 with a barrage of nice punches to the nose. Dorkdom 29 grimaces in pain.
Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laudrup catches Dorkdom 29 with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 29 lashes out with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Laudrup stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 29 throws a barrage of punches to the chest.
Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 29 paws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Laudrup pokes Dorkdom 29 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 29 of 30 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 13 of 34 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 20-18


Laudrup doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkdom 29 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkdom 29 paws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Laudrup whacks Dorkdom 29 with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 29 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Laudrup lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Dorkdom 29 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkdom 29 strikes with a glancing cross to the stomach.
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+Laudrup lashes out with a flurry of off balance punches to the temple.
Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laudrup wakes up the fans with a jab to the chest. Dorkdom 29 falls against the ropes!
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 29 suprises Laudrup with a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 29 probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Laudrup hammers Dorkdom 29 with a off balance jab to the ribs. Dorkdom 29 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 30 of 30 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 11 of 31 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 30-27


Laudrup remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkdom 29 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 29 lashes out with a pair of nasty blows to the stomach. Laudrup retreats to the far corner.
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+Laudrup tosses a flurry of light punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 29 throws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Laudrup hides behind his gloves.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laudrup solidly lands a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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+Laudrup wallops Dorkdom 29 with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
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+Laudrup drills Dorkdom 29 with a jab to the face.
-Dorkdom 29 fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkdom 29 hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 29 probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkdom 29 lashes out with a volley of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Laudrup throws a series of glancing punches to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 31 of 31 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 12 of 36 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 40-36


Laudrup grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkdom 29 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laudrup wallops Dorkdom 29 with a pair of strong blows to the eye.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 29 smashes Laudrup with a barrage of heavy shots to the stomach.
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+Laudrup smacks Dorkdom 29 with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Laudrup suprises Dorkdom 29 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkdom 29 pops Laudrup with a flurry of light blows to the stomach! Laudrup sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Laudrup wallops Dorkdom 29 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 29 paws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Laudrup escapes.
-Dorkdom 29 paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dorkdom 29 throws a left hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Laudrup hits with a painful jab to the face!
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+Laudrup connects with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 29 charges with a uppercut to the chest, but Laudrup covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 21 of 23 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 11 of 33 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 50-45


Laudrup grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkdom 29 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Laudrup annoys Dorkdom 29 with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 29 shakes his head to clear it.
-Dorkdom 29 launches a right hook to the stomach, but Laudrup hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkdom 29 fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Laudrup quickly backs away.
-Dorkdom 29 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Laudrup backs up Dorkdom 29 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Laudrup staggers Dorkdom 29 with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 29 attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Laudrup covers himself well.
+Laudrup catches Dorkdom 29 with a series of nice punches to the nose.
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+Laudrup smashes Dorkdom 29 with a series of glancing punches to the head.
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Laudrup tries to attack, but Dorkdom 29 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 29 suprises Laudrup with a pair of blows to the stomach. Laudrup doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 23 of 25 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 12 of 34 punches.

Brian Laudrup won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 60-54


Laudrup is obviously tired.

Dorkdom 29 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Laudrup is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 is brawling. (inside)

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+Laudrup nails Dorkdom 29 with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 29 attempts a left uppercut to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom 29 wallops Laudrup with a series of blows to the ribs. Laudrup seems wobbly!
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-Dorkdom 29 attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dorkdom 29 charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Laudrup takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 8 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 11 of 35 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 29 won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 69-64


Laudrup is obviously tired.

Dorkdom 29 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 is brawling. (inside)

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+Laudrup fires a pair of hard punches to the face.
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-Dorkdom 29 tries to land a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkdom 29 annoys Laudrup with a off balance uppercut to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 29 launches a series of blows to the ribs, but Laudrup deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkdom 29 nails Laudrup with a series of solid shots to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 29 tries a series of punches to the chest, but Laudrup ducks.
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-Dorkdom 29 tries a series of punches to the stomach, but Laudrup steps aside and laughs.
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+Laudrup tosses a volley of nice punches to the nose. Dorkdom 29 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Laudrup belts Dorkdom 29 with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 29 is hurt!
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-Dorkdom 29 paws a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Laudrup throws a barrage of shots to the jaw.
-Dorkdom 29 lunges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Laudrup narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkdom 29 probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Laudrup takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkdom 29 thumps Laudrup with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 22 of 24 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 19 of 49 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 29 won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 78-74


Laudrup is slowing down.

Dorkdom 29 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Laudrup is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 is brawling. (inside)

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-Dorkdom 29 fires a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Laudrup quickly backs away.
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+Dorkdom 29 lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 29 probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Laudrup tosses a series of light punches to the chest!
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-Dorkdom 29 fires a hook to the ribs, but Laudrup narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom 29 clocks Laudrup with a right to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 7 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 13 of 42 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 29 won the round 10-9

Brian Laudrup is winning the fight 87-84


Laudrup is slowing down.

Dorkdom 29 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Laudrup is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Dorkdom 29 lunges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkdom 29 smashes Laudrup with a flurry of punches to the chin. Laudrup is hurt!
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-Dorkdom 29 paws a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Dorkdom 29 fires a pair of loud crosses to the nose.
+Laudrup whacks Dorkdom 29 with a barrage of commanding hooks to the ribs.
+Laudrup annoys Dorkdom 29 with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 29 pounds Laudrup with a pair of off balance uppercuts to the eye. Laudrup hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom 29 hits with Laudrup with a head butt! Boo! Boo!
-Dorkdom 29 throws a left sweeping right to the head, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 29 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Dorkdom 29 attacks with a series of uppercuts to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom 29 annoys Laudrup with a volley of punches to the chin.
Dorkdom 29 lands a brutal right hook and Laudrup's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Laudrup struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 29 attacks with a volley of right shots to the face, but goes wide.
+Laudrup solidly lands a flurry of light punches to the chest. Dorkdom 29 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkdom 29 smashes Laudrup with a pair of hard roundhouses to the mouth.
Dorkdom 29 lands a brutal right uppercut and Laudrup drops like a stone!!

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Laudrup struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Brian Laudrup landed 8 of 8 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 29 landed 13 of 47 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 29 won the round 10-7

This fight is too close to call.


Laudrup is slowing down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkdom 29 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Laudrup is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkdom 29 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Dorkdom 29 charges with a series of left uppercuts to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Laudrup connects with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Laudrup backs up Dorkdom 29 with a stiff left to the eye.
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+Laudrup lands a flurry of solid blows to the face.
+Laudrup fires a series of punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom 29 smashes Laudrup with a pair of light shots to the temple.
-Dorkdom 29 throws a barrage of blows to the face, but only hits air.
+Laudrup grazes Dorkdom 29 with a flurry of crosses to the temple. Dorkdom 29 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkdom 29 wallops Laudrup with a glancing shot to the chin.
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+Laudrup tattoos Dorkdom 29 with a volley of punches to the face.
+Laudrup annoys Dorkdom 29 with a sweeping right to the chest.
+Laudrup lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 29 lunges with a flurry of right crosses to the nose, but Laudrup covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom 29 hits Laudrup with a series of crosses to the head.
Dorkdom 29 lands a brutal right smash to the jaw and Laudrup hurtles to the canvas!!

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Laudrup struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkdom 29 probes with a volley of right hooks to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Laudrup catches Dorkdom 29 with a series of vicious punches to the head!
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+Dorkdom 29 lands a volley of off balance roundhouses to the head.
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+Laudrup drills Dorkdom 29 with a vicious sweeping right to the nose.
+Laudrup lands a volley of nice hooks to the nose.
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+Laudrup catches Dorkdom 29 with a volley of shots to the chest.
+Laudrup pokes Dorkdom 29 with a vicious straight right to the face.
+Laudrup hits Dorkdom 29 with a volley of vicious punches to the nose. Dorkdom 29 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkdom 29 hits with a barrage of painful crosses to the head. Laudrup is hurt!
Dorkdom 29 lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Laudrup is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 29 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Laudrup collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkdom 29 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 2: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 3: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 4: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 5: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 6: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 2: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 3: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 4: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 5: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 6: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 2: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 3: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 4: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 5: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 6: Brian Laudrup 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 29 10-7

Duke of Dorkdom 29 wins by a knockout!