Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\828147.htm on local disk...(Super-Bantamweight) Chuck Norrisey defeated Duke of Dorkdom 167 by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Tuesday, August 30, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 167!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Chuck Norrisey!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 167 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norrisey is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom 167 rocks Norrisey with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Norrisey hits with a hard jab to the jaw. Dorkdom 167 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Norrisey tosses a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 167 pounds Norrisey with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Norrisey annoys Dorkdom 167 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkdom 167 hammers Norrisey with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.
Norrisey tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 167 charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Norrisey hides behind his gloves.
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+Norrisey hurts Dorkdom 167 with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 167 fires a barrage of punches to the face, but Norrisey blocks.
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+Dorkdom 167 slams Norrisey with a series of stiff punches to the ribs!
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+Norrisey hits with a barrage of off balance blows to the temple. Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkdom 167 attempts a flurry of left blows to the face, but Norrisey leaps aside.
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-Dorkdom 167 tries a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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Norrisey tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Norrisey tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the head.
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+Norrisey rocks Dorkdom 167 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 167 falls against the ropes!
+Dorkdom 167 attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 27 of 61 punches, and Chuck Norrisey landed 27 of 33 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 167 won the round 10-9
Duke of Dorkdom 167 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkdom 167 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Norrisey doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkdom 167 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Norrisey is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Norrisey slams Dorkdom 167 with a series of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Dorkdom 167 hammers Norrisey with a stiff roundhouse to the face.
+Norrisey punches Dorkdom 167 with a pair of solid blows to the nose.
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Norrisey tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 167 attempts a uppercut to the face, but Norrisey blocks.
+Norrisey connects with a volley of strong punches to the head.
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+Dorkdom 167 fires a pair of shots to the chin.
+Dorkdom 167 smacks Norrisey with a series of nasty shots to the mouth. Norrisey is hurt!
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+Norrisey hits with a pair of nasty blows to the nose!!
-Dorkdom 167 lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Norrisey ducks.
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+Dorkdom 167 lands a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
Norrisey tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 167 paws a barrage of left blows to the temple, but misses.
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+Norrisey annoys Dorkdom 167 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 167 tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but Norrisey leaps aside.
+Dorkdom 167 wallops Norrisey with a volley of quick shots to the temple.
+Dorkdom 167 whacks Norrisey with a volley of glancing punches to the chin.
-Dorkdom 167 throws a volley of right blows to the temple, but Norrisey leaps aside.
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+Norrisey strikes with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom 167 jolts Norrisey with a pair of powerful punches to the chin. Norrisey hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Norrisey belts Dorkdom 167 with a series of painful punches to the temple.
-Dorkdom 167 lunges with a volley of right shots to the nose, but misses.
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-Dorkdom 167 tries a flurry of blows to the eye, but Norrisey backs out of it.
+Dorkdom 167 fires a commanding cross to the eye.
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+Dorkdom 167 backs up Norrisey with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 38 of 74 punches, and Chuck Norrisey landed 37 of 37 punches.
Chuck Norrisey won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkdom 167 doesn't even want to rest!
Norrisey doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkdom 167 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Norrisey is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Norrisey attacks with a series of loud punches to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a cross to the ribs, but Norrisey covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom 167 hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Norrisey clocks Dorkdom 167 with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Norrisey wallops Dorkdom 167 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Norrisey punches Dorkdom 167 with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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+Norrisey lands a series of furious shots to the temple.
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-Dorkdom 167 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Norrisey tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Norrisey fires a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Norrisey tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 10 of 24 punches, and Chuck Norrisey landed 36 of 40 punches.
Chuck Norrisey won the round 10-9
Chuck Norrisey is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkdom 167 doesn't even want to rest!
Norrisey doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkdom 167 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Norrisey is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Dorkdom 167 charges with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but falls short.
+Dorkdom 167 attacks with a off balance uppercut to the chest.
Norrisey tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Norrisey lashes out with a flurry of hard blows to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 167 tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Norrisey ties him up.
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+Dorkdom 167 pops Norrisey with a pair of painful blows to the stomach. Norrisey sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Norrisey catches Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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Norrisey tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Norrisey tosses a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus!!
+Norrisey solidly lands a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom 167 paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Norrisey steps aside and laughs.
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+Norrisey lands a pair of light punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Chuck Norrisey landed 30 of 32 punches.
Chuck Norrisey won the round 10-9
Chuck Norrisey is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkdom 167 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Norrisey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkdom 167 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Norrisey is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a right uppercut to the nose, but only hits air.
+Dorkdom 167 fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 167 launches a left right to the face, but misses.
-Dorkdom 167 fires a volley of left crosses to the jaw, but Norrisey ducks.
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+Dorkdom 167 throws a roundhouse to the nose. Norrisey retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkdom 167 jars Norrisey with a volley of punches to the eye!
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+Norrisey throws a series of solid punches to the stomach!! Dorkdom 167 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkdom 167 fires a shot to the temple, but Norrisey escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 16 of 39 punches, and Chuck Norrisey landed 8 of 8 punches.
Duke of Dorkdom 167 won the round 10-9
Chuck Norrisey is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkdom 167 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Norrisey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkdom 167 fights inside. (inside)
Norrisey is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkdom 167 grazes Norrisey with a stiff uppercut to the chest!
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+Dorkdom 167 rocks Norrisey with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 167 lashes out with a straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Norrisey hurts Dorkdom 167 with a volley of punches to the face.
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+Norrisey punches Dorkdom 167 with a series of furious shots to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 167 rocks Norrisey with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Norrisey quickly recovers.
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+Norrisey attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Norrisey ducks just in time.
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-Dorkdom 167 lashes out with a right uppercut to the ribs, but Norrisey hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
+Norrisey throws a volley of punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 167 ignores it.
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-Norrisey throws a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Norrisey tags Dorkdom 167 with a straight right to the jaw.
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+Norrisey connects with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth!! Dorkdom 167 laughs!
+Norrisey hits with a barrage of quick punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 14 of 33 punches, and Chuck Norrisey landed 34 of 41 punches.
Chuck Norrisey won the round 10-9
Chuck Norrisey is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkdom 167 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Norrisey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dorkdom 167 fights inside. (inside)
Norrisey is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Dorkdom 167 throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Norrisey ducks just in time.
+Norrisey rocks Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Norrisey hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Norrisey fires a volley of commanding punches to the chin!!
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+Norrisey throws a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Dorkdom 167 fires a series of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Norrisey tags Dorkdom 167 with a jab to the mouth.
+Norrisey whacks Dorkdom 167 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Norrisey tattoos Dorkdom 167 with a series of light punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 167 launches a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Norrisey ducks.
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+Dorkdom 167 tosses a volley of furious blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 11 of 33 punches, and Chuck Norrisey landed 32 of 34 punches.
Chuck Norrisey won the round 10-9
Chuck Norrisey is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkdom 167 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Norrisey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dorkdom 167 fights inside. (inside)
Norrisey is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Norrisey throws a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Norrisey nails Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 167 lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Norrisey fires a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 167 tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Norrisey covers himself well.
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a left left to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Norrisey catches Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Norrisey leaps aside.
+Dorkdom 167 annoys Norrisey with a volley of vicious shots to the chest!
+Norrisey grazes Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 12 of 32 punches, and Chuck Norrisey landed 28 of 34 punches.
Chuck Norrisey won the round 10-9
Chuck Norrisey is winning the fight 78-74
Dorkdom 167 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Norrisey grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Dorkdom 167 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Norrisey is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Norrisey lands a volley of shots to the eye. Dorkdom 167 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Norrisey lands a terrific right punch in the nose and Dorkdom 167's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Chuck Norrisey wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 167 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.
Norrisey is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9
Round 2: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 3: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 4: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9
Round 6: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 7: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 8: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9
Round 2: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 3: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 4: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9
Round 6: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 7: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 8: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 4: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9
Round 6: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 7: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Round 8: Chuck Norrisey 10-9
Chuck Norrisey wins by a knockout!
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