Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\827889.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Duke of Dorkdom 198 defeated Normal Good Clown Despise Me by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, August 22, 2011In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 198!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Normal Good Clown Despise Me!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkdom 198 is brawling. (inside)
Normal grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Dorkdom 198 tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 198 throws a series of left punches to the face, but Normal stays away from it.
+Normal fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Normal jars Dorkdom 198 with a furious hook to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 198 falls against the ropes!
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Dorkdom 198 tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 198 connects with a flurry of blows to the eye. Normal backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkdom 198 lands a cruel right cross to the jaw and Normal's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Normal struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkdom 198 tries to attack, but Normal hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 198 stuns Normal with a volley of punches to the nose.
Dorkdom 198 lands a powerful punch in the nose and Normal lands flat on his back!!
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Normal struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom 198 smacks Normal with a cross to the chin!
Dorkdom 198 lands a crashing cross to the jaw and Normal's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 198 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkdom 198 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Normal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Duke of Dorkdom 198 wins by a knockout!
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